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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > BYOB Goldmine: Gold Mango > BYOB sells out
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Mr. Dick

by Cyrano4747

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* # ? Mar 4, 2020 02:48
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google THIS

 Ask your doctor if BYOB is right for you!

BYOB is not for everyone. Well ok, it pretty much is. Common side effects include good vibes, dry mouth, a fascination with butts, reduced GBS, and irregular blue fluid on a tampon 1x/month flow. Rare but serious side effects, including updog, have occurred. Post immediately if you have an erection lasting longer than four hours, because lmao. Do not take BYOB if you have ever had an allergic reaction to blue, purple, cats, hammocks, or Comic Sans. Or do, we're not your mom. Do not take BYOB if you are taking a THC inhibitor. All lurkers must post. Stop posting immediately and seek help if you are from Coupons and Deals.

* # ? Mar 4, 2020 02:50
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Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns

google THIS posted:

Ask your doctor if BYOB is right for you!

BYOB is not for everyone. Well ok, it pretty much is. Common side effects include good vibes, dry mouth, a fascination with butts, reduced GBS, and irregular blue fluid on a tampon 1x/month flow. Rare but serious side effects, including updog, have occurred. Post immediately if you have an erection lasting longer than four hours, because lmao. Do not take BYOB if you have ever had an allergic reaction to blue, purple, cats, hammocks, or Comic Sans. Or do, we're not your mom. Do not take BYOB if you are taking a THC inhibitor. All lurkers must post. Stop posting immediately and seek help if you are from Coupons and Deals.


https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!
* # ? Mar 4, 2020 03:33
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Escape From Noise

google THIS posted:

Ask your doctor if BYOB is right for you!

BYOB is not for everyone. Well ok, it pretty much is. Common side effects include good vibes, dry mouth, a fascination with butts, reduced GBS, and irregular blue fluid on a tampon 1x/month flow. Rare but serious side effects, including updog, have occurred. Post immediately if you have an erection lasting longer than four hours, because lmao. Do not take BYOB if you have ever had an allergic reaction to blue, purple, cats, hammocks, or Comic Sans. Or do, we're not your mom. Do not take BYOB if you are taking a THC inhibitor. All lurkers must post. Stop posting immediately and seek help if you are from Coupons and Deals.

Lawyers, rite guyz?:jerkbag:

* # ? Mar 4, 2020 03:42
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Jaguars!


 We're all gonna have to go out and get jobs. Even the work crew!

* # ? Mar 4, 2020 04:11
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Goons Are Gifts

google THIS posted:

Ask your doctor if BYOB is right for you!

BYOB is not for everyone. Well ok, it pretty much is. Common side effects include good vibes, dry mouth, a fascination with butts, reduced GBS, and irregular blue fluid on a tampon 1x/month flow. Rare but serious side effects, including updog, have occurred. Post immediately if you have an erection lasting longer than four hours, because lmao. Do not take BYOB if you have ever had an allergic reaction to blue, purple, cats, hammocks, or Comic Sans. Or do, we're not your mom. Do not take BYOB if you are taking a THC inhibitor. All lurkers must post. Stop posting immediately and seek help if you are from Coupons and Deals.
* # ? Mar 4, 2020 04:20
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Robot Made of Meat

google THIS posted:

Ask your doctor if BYOB is right for you!

BYOB is not for everyone. Well ok, it pretty much is. Common side effects include good vibes, dry mouth, a fascination with butts, reduced GBS, and irregular blue fluid on a tampon 1x/month flow. Rare but serious side effects, including updog, have occurred. Post immediately if you have an erection lasting longer than four hours, because lmao. Do not take BYOB if you have ever had an allergic reaction to blue, purple, cats, hammocks, or Comic Sans. Or do, we're not your mom. Do not take BYOB if you are taking a THC inhibitor. All lurkers must post. Stop posting immediately and seek help if you are from Coupons and Deals.


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!
* # ? Mar 4, 2020 05:11
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Jaguars!

google THIS posted:

Common side effects include reduced GBS

Very true IME

* # ? Mar 4, 2020 05:50
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Slush Garbo

FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

google THIS posted:

Ask your doctor if BYOB is right for you!

BYOB is not for everyone. Well ok, it pretty much is. Common side effects include good vibes, dry mouth, a fascination with butts, reduced GBS, and irregular blue fluid on a tampon 1x/month flow. Rare but serious side effects, including updog, have occurred. Post immediately if you have an erection lasting longer than four hours, because lmao. Do not take BYOB if you have ever had an allergic reaction to blue, purple, cats, hammocks, or Comic Sans. Or do, we're not your mom. Do not take BYOB if you are taking a THC inhibitor. All lurkers must post. Stop posting immediately and seek help if you are from Coupons and Deals.
* # ? Mar 4, 2020 14:00
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poverty goat



 Per new reporting requirements I must now disclose that all of my posts are advertisements paid for by Big Weed

* # ? Mar 4, 2020 16:39
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Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN

poverty goat posted:

Per new reporting requirements I must now disclose that all of my posts are advertisements paid for by Big Weed

+ Big ol' weed

* # ? Mar 4, 2020 17:01
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FutonForensic

 just got done checking the Good Post Goldmine, really funny stuff, just literally busted my gut laughing. Good thing my friends at Kaiser Permanente were there to provide the care I needed to get back on my feet


* # ? Mar 5, 2020 01:01
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Manifisto

FutonForensic posted:

just got done checking the Good Post Goldmine, really funny stuff, just literally busted my gut laughing. Good thing my friends at Kaiser Permanente were there to provide the care I needed to get back on my feet

heartwarming story my friend. I imagine the good folks at dr. scholl's have a product that can help you stay there in comfort.


ty nesamdoom!

* # ? Mar 5, 2020 01:11
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Jaguars!


 If I see one more person mention Mangosteen without using affiliate links there's going to be big trouble. It's like you lot don't even want free money or like the taste of delicious Mangosteen!

* # ? Mar 5, 2020 11:17
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Escape From Noise

 TBF fresh mangosteen is loving delicious.

* # ? Mar 5, 2020 17:01
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FluffieDuckie

google THIS posted:

Ask your doctor if BYOB is right for you!

BYOB is not for everyone. Well ok, it pretty much is. Common side effects include good vibes, dry mouth, a fascination with butts, reduced GBS, and irregular blue fluid on a tampon 1x/month flow. Rare but serious side effects, including updog, have occurred. Post immediately if you have an erection lasting longer than four hours, because lmao. Do not take BYOB if you have ever had an allergic reaction to blue, purple, cats, hammocks, or Comic Sans. Or do, we're not your mom. Do not take BYOB if you are taking a THC inhibitor. All lurkers must post. Stop posting immediately and seek help if you are from Coupons and Deals.

I love you dude


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

* # ? Mar 5, 2020 20:00
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Fredrik1

Gopherslayer
:rock:
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Please like and subscribe and click that bell icon for the boyb algorithm

* # ? Mar 5, 2020 23:22
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google THIS

FluffieDuckie posted:

I love you dude

:blush:

* # ? Mar 6, 2020 00:10
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The X-man cometh
 Hey friends! Do you always feel like the world is too hot and crazy?

Do like I did and install a BYOB™ 420 BTU Chill System. Now nothing bothers me at all!

* # ? Mar 6, 2020 00:11
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Jaguars!

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

TBF fresh mangosteen is loving delicious.

reported for failure to adequately monetize posting

* # ? Mar 6, 2020 00:13
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Manifisto

Jaguars! posted:

reported for failure to adequately monetize posting

fortunately I have some indulgences to sell, there's actually a special going on right now


ty nesamdoom!

* # ? Mar 6, 2020 03:40
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 Watch this ad and DOUBLE the length of your comedy probation!

* # ? Mar 6, 2020 04:05
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super sweet best pal

 I tried to get a ticket to BYOB but it was sold out. :sigh:

* # ? Mar 6, 2020 06:37
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Escape From Noise

super sweet best pal posted:

I tried to get a ticket to BYOB but it was sold out. :sigh:

We're adding in extra dates because it sold out so quickly!

* # ? Mar 6, 2020 10:04
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Goons Are Gifts

 Usually we can fit all posters in one place if we :glomp: at each other, which, let's face it, will be happening anyways.


* # ? Mar 6, 2020 10:29
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Escape From Noise

 We could set up BYOB as a tax haven.

* # ? Mar 6, 2020 11:01
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Manifisto

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

We could set up BYOB as a tax haven.

freemen on the yob


ty nesamdoom!

* # ? Mar 6, 2020 11:03
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Barking Gecko

Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

Manifisto posted:

freemen on the yob

Gonna need some gold fringe on that hammock. . .

* # ? Mar 6, 2020 14:51
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alnilam

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

We're adding in extra dates because it sold out so quickly!

Ooh a date auction, great idea

* # ? Mar 6, 2020 15:59
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Escape From Noise

 Buy Your Own Bachelor(ette)

* # ? Mar 6, 2020 16:03
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