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Skeleton Ape posted:Praise allah I didn't go through high school when social media was a thing, so the idea of typing earnestly weird stuff that would embarrass you if people saw it into the internet is an odd concept to me Who posted earnestly?
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oh dearie me I sure would like to gently caress before I eat this delicious lobster that I got cheaper and fresher than anywhere in the country. Gosh it's cold up here. Seems like I may as well be in Canada. Wanna gently caress?
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About two or three times a year for usually a couple of weeks, sometimes even a month, GBS will get completely flooded with an insane volume of super horny posting and you can just tell that there are literally thousands of nerds slamming their keyboards desperately desperately hoping for some beautiful angel to fall out of the sky and land directly on their wiener
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Bust Rodd posted:About two or three times a year for usually a couple of weeks, sometimes even a month, GBS will get completely flooded with an insane volume of super horny posting and you can just tell that there are literally thousands of nerds slamming their keyboards desperately desperately hoping for some beautiful angel to fall out of the sky and land directly on their wiener Aren't we all?
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Bust Rodd posted:About two or three times a year for usually a couple of weeks, sometimes even a month, GBS will get completely flooded with an insane volume of super horny posting and you can just tell that there are literally thousands of nerds slamming their keyboards desperately desperately hoping for some beautiful angel to fall out of the sky and land directly on their wiener One day anime will become real.
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Mar 9, 2020 15:51
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main account: arts and crafts alt account: hearts and rear end
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Empty Sandwich posted:main account: arts and crafts rear end and rear end
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Mar 9, 2020 19:59
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I once posted at the metro stop on Horny and Main
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Mar 9, 2020 20:00
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My wife didn't believe me that cherry blossom no pantsu onee-san porn really existed so I was showing her and that's when I fell over and my pants fell down and I posted the picture by accident.
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Mar 10, 2020 16:29
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My maiden/trainer trained the gently caress out of me and is actually taking most of my house calls this morning. It’s cool I have some video games I haven’t even played since Xmas an p tired phew. 
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:My maiden/trainer trained the gently caress out of me and is actually taking most of my house calls this morning. ???
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Mar 10, 2020 16:56
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every time I see the phrase "horny on main" I think of this song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QElKVs56z48
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Mar 10, 2020 16:56
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Mar 10, 2020 18:18
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i wonder how the sex phone lines are doing these days are there any millennial/zoomer nonconformists dialing up or is it all just boomers who know no other way
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Mar 10, 2020 18:43
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hard counter posted:i wonder how the sex phone lines are doing these days I think millennials just subscribe to onlyfans
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Mar 10, 2020 19:01
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goethe.cx posted:I think millennials just subscribe to onlyfans Millennials get horny for everything. Horny for "regular" porn. Horny for obscure fetishes. Horny for hentai/animated porn. Horny for pornographic video games. Horny for porn based on video games. Horny for pornographic mods of games are that not pornographic. Horny for cam girls. Horny for holographic cam girls. Not horny for: healthy sexual encounters IRL with other human beings.
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Mar 10, 2020 19:09
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This *is* my horny account!
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Mar 10, 2020 19:19
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Applewhite posted:This *is* my horny account! BAH GAWD
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Mar 10, 2020 19:33
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I am exclusively horny on main. I use alt accounts only for meditations on humanity’s relationship with Christ
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Mar 10, 2020 19:40
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Chomp8645 posted:Millennials get horny for everything. Horny for "regular" porn. Horny for obscure fetishes. Horny for hentai/animated porn. Horny for pornographic video games. Horny for porn based on video games. Horny for pornographic mods of games are that not pornographic. Horny for cam girls. Horny for holographic cam girls. $200 for gamer girl bath water... hell yeah $20 for a beej from a live human... eheh. No thank you...
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Mar 10, 2020 19:57
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precision posted:$200 for gamer girl bath water... hell yeah BRB gonna go put some scented tap water on ebay
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Mar 10, 2020 20:02
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precision posted:$200 for gamer girl bath water... hell yeah Where are you getting gamer girl bathwater for only $200?
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Mar 10, 2020 20:10
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I'll show you my "main line" lmmmmaoooo Sorry, I was just gettin a little horny on main
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Mar 10, 2020 20:11
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Oscar Wild posted:Where are you getting gamer girl bathwater for only $200? She gives me a bulk discount
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precision posted:She gives me a bulk discount what if I'm not very fat 
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