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estrictions on the size of gatherings
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trying to roast my friend in the most progressive, inclusive, and non-judgemental way for thinking the cuckhold gallery was the orgy line
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Mar 11, 2020 19:15
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this is a safe space, nobody is judging you, but the way you were leaning forward and eager to get in there like my dude you really looked like you were playing the part
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Mar 11, 2020 19:16
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“ooop! crop beats floggers”
“bullshit. best two out of three”
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Mar 11, 2020 19:19
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look friend, i don't make the rules... *quickly fastens ball gag so i don't have to explain it any further*
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Mar 11, 2020 20:46
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per ncaa rules, no spectators at the orgy, sorry
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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!
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Orgy Inspector walking through the crowd wearing nothing but a hard-hat, taking notes and shaking his head
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Mar 12, 2020 01:24
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Can't believe this poo poo happens the FIRST EVER year we get 251 RSVPs to the spring orgy
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Mar 12, 2020 05:02
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what kind of orgy inspector walks around on-site without a condom
and risk latex allergies???
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Mar 12, 2020 05:03
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Oh no we're not doing a masquerade orgy this year. Just a... just a respiratory maskerade orgy
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Mar 12, 2020 05:04
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If you need anything you can find hand sanitizer in the left drawer, lube in the cupboard, and if you need toilet paper we have a few hundred rolls on a palette in the garage.
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Mar 12, 2020 05:05
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I remind you to please look up the mortality rates for COVID-19 before attending this year's orgy, if you fall within the 80+ age range, we would still love to have you but please understand the risk you are placing upon yourself by attending this year's orgy.
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Mar 12, 2020 05:07
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I've read that diseases are stronger than viruses so I suggest we all focus on transmitting some powerful "defender" diseases to each other, to keep us safe.
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If you need anything you can find hand sanitizer in the left drawer, lube in the cupboard, and if you need toilet paper we have a few hundred rolls on a palette in the garage.
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Hey, gang! We're about to make a lube run if anyone needs anything.
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Can't believe this poo poo happens the FIRST EVER year we get 251 RSVPs to the spring orgy
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Mar 12, 2020 13:39
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*contemplates disinfectant lube*
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Infectious Lubes
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Mar 12, 2020 13:49
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It seems like a successful orgy, everyone is wearing an rear end-eating grin
 
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due to recent events, we will be instituting Orgy From Home for the foreseeable future
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due to recent events, we will be instituting Orgy From Home for the foreseeable future
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Remembering to practice social distancing by using my elbows for all sexual contact
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Me, standing nude in the doorway that the fireman just knocked on: Yeah, I guess you could say I've got a... large gathering. Want to help me... clear it out?
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Who ordered the sexy firemen?
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Friends of the Orgy (Spring 2020 Newsletter)
To all involved;
Following the recent spread of the COVID-19 virus I would like to take a moment to discuss the spring orgy's preparatory measures and some additional rules we have in place this year.
You're already familiar with the concept of social distancing, we will have social distancing rules in place (and ENFORCED!) at this year's orgy.
What does this mean?
All participants should maintain five feet of distance from one another throughout the entirety of the orgy. Any orgy participant caught breaking this rule will be swiftly evacuated and placed in a fourteen day quarantine.
We're all here to have a good time, it's what orgies are for. Making direct physical contact with another participant is a great way for us all to have a bad time - and that's not what orgies are for.
Telecommuting to this year's orgy is not mandatory, but encouraged. If you decide to attend in person, we will have teleconferencing booths set up throughout the mansion and in the adjacent Walmart parking lot. This is our chance to prove that remote participation is the way of the future when it comes to orgies.
Thank you all for all of your hard work and compromise during these troubling times. The health and safety of the American populace is the most important resource we have on this planet - the byproduct of the Spring Orgy can only come in a close second. We will persevere, and mark my words, we will not take a hit to our earnings or production this year.
Respectfully soon to be yours,
Willy "Big" Petersen
Member Services
deep dish peat moss fucked around with this message at 18:16 on Mar 15, 2020
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Friends of the Orgy (Spring 2020 Newsletter)
To all involved;
Following the recent spread of the COVID-19 virus I would like to take a moment to discuss the spring orgy's preparatory measures and some additional rules we have in place this year.
You're already familiar with the concept of social distancing, we will have social distancing rules in place (and ENFORCED!) at this year's orgy.
What does this mean?
All participants should maintain five feet of distance from one another throughout the entirety of the orgy. Any orgy participant caught breaking this rule will be swiftly evacuated and placed in a fourteen day quarantine.
We're all here to have a good time, it's what orgies are for. Making direct physical contact with another participant is a great way for us all to have a bad time - and that's not what orgies are for.
Telecommuting to this year's orgy is not mandatory, but encouraged. If you decide to attend in person, we will have teleconferencing booths set up throughout the mansion and in the adjacent Walmart parking lot. This is our chance to prove that remote participation is the way of the future when it comes to orgies.
Thank you all for all of your hard work and compromise during these troubling times. The health and safety of the American populace is the most important resource we have on this planet - the byproduct of the Spring Orgy can only come in a close second. We will persevere, and mark my words, we will not take a hit to our earnings or production this year.
Respectfully soon to be yours,
Willy "Big" Petersen
Member Services
Hi Willy,
As per my prior communique, I am just letting you know that to contribute, I've now set up the teledildonics interface. I think we have the funds to buy condoms and sex toys for installation at all of the orgy kiosks. Because of the nature of the infection I recommend we inform participants that reuse can only be performed if the condoms are replaced.
I do think that the fluid collection points should not be used this year, and although I understand your position on this, I must urge you to reconsider. I do know that they have been a tradition for over 50 years, but that was a different, sexier time.
I also recommend that the combined latex, rubber, and air respirator stands should remain open, as the infection risk is minimal through those form-fitting constumes, and the five foot space margin should be waived for those participants, as long as they only interact with other participants wearing that gear.
In addition to the above, a couple of us have rented latex enclosures, that have been modified to contain latex arms and other orifice gauntlets. These should be restricted to two individuals and then incinerated hither.
I do know that some people plan on renting rooms with wall to wall latex barriers, however because those haven't been designed to contain arm and orifice gauntlets the pressures would likely break the latex, those people should be warned of the risks, and any breakdown of the latex considered quarantinable risk.
Thank you for the time and effort you have put into this during your time here, and I hope to feel you there.
Nikki "phat bussy" Cross
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