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Macnult

it�s just like a biker gang but everyone is kayaking

# ? Mar 16, 2020 17:56

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Macnult

there are no loud motor sounds when you�re in a kayak gang unless someone has a waterproof bluetooth speaker with �loud boat motors revving for 10 hours� playing

# ? Mar 16, 2020 17:57

Macnult

several weeks spent deciding on a kayak gang logo, just to have every leather jacket shrink on the first day

# ? Mar 16, 2020 17:59

Heather Papps: hello friend

rule one of kayak gang: no splashies

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Mar 16, 2020 18:01

alnilam

The Sega game Road Rash but it's kayaks

_{ty manifisto}

# ? Mar 16, 2020 18:06

Macnult

The 2007 film Wild Hogs but it�s kayaks

# ? Mar 16, 2020 18:12

FutonForensic

two extremely threatening bikers in a double kayak squabbling over paddling out of sync

# ? Mar 16, 2020 18:21

FutonForensic

all the kayak bikers getting extremely upset because Murder Bob left his camera in the back of the Honda, so I guess we're not getting a Facebook album for this trip, thanks, Murder Bob

# ? Mar 16, 2020 18:26

biosterous

back of my shirt says "if you can read this, my life jacket fell off"

^{^{thank you saoshyant for this sig!!!}}
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he/him

# ? Mar 16, 2020 19:23

Heather Papps: hello friend

after the development of the trapped floating cooler, the kayak wars got real

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Mar 16, 2020 19:41

Yinlock

*parks speedboat at the river cafe, but accidentally tips over the row of kayaks* oh poo poo

# ? Mar 16, 2020 19:48

Heather Papps: hello friend

you know what let's grab a beer somewhere else, i'm pretty sure this is a kayak gang bar

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Mar 16, 2020 19:54

Macnult

Yinlock posted:

*parks speedboat at the river cafe, but accidentally tips over the row of kayaks* oh poo poo

lol

# ? Mar 16, 2020 20:11

Finger Prince

biosterous posted:

back of my shirt says "if you can read this, my life jacket fell off"

# ? Mar 17, 2020 01:09

Finger Prince

OG kayaker speaking wisdom like "there's two kinds of kayakers. Ones that have rolled their kayak, and ones that haven't rolled their kayak...yet."

# ? Mar 17, 2020 01:13

FutonForensic

biosterous posted:

back of my shirt says "if you can read this, my life jacket fell off"

# ? Mar 17, 2020 01:47

Goons Are Gifts

Fight Club but they just go kayaking all the time which is somehow even more dangerous than the original thing

# ? Mar 17, 2020 01:53

vanisher

Harley Davidson Kayaks, re-branding to appeal to a younger generation, selling water-paddle boats

_{Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Dumb Sex-Parrot, & Death Sext}

# ? Mar 17, 2020 02:15

Finger Prince

Stopped at the gas station filling your hatchback with a kayak on the roof rack.
Old guy wearing a Hobie Cat branded life vest on moseys over from his SUV...
"oh hey there, is that one of 'em whitewater 'yaks? Yeah, they're alright, if you can't handle a real kayak. Yeah I used to kayak. Had me a tandem sea kayak with an outrigger. Used to kayak down to the bay every year with the old lady. Had to give it up though. One to many close calls with a seadoo, had to roll' er down. You ever think of getting a real kayak son? Not one of these rear end rockets, a Hobie sea kayak?"

# ? Mar 17, 2020 03:37

Escape From Noise

gently caress with the 'yak, watch your back!

# ? Mar 17, 2020 03:42

Stoner Sloth

rough looking dudes wearing leather life jackets with studs emblazoned with things like Hell's Mermaids

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# ? Mar 17, 2020 04:50

Escape From Noise

Stoner Sloth posted:

rough looking dudes wearing leather life jackets with studs emblazoned with things like Hell's Mermaids

Bad Bass

# ? Mar 17, 2020 07:40

Manifisto

Yinlock posted:

*parks speedboat at the river cafe, but accidentally tips over the row of kayaks* oh poo poo

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Mar 17, 2020 08:43

Manifisto

kayaker struggles out of the cockpit, gingerly tiptoes to the back of the kayak while gripping the paddle at chest level for balance, so that he can "pop a wheelie"

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Mar 17, 2020 08:46

Escape From Noise

Remake of easy rider in which the final scene involves two locals on two tied together inner tubes firing harpoons at two free floating kayakers. The final shot being an empty kayak flying into a rock face and catching on fire.

# ? Mar 17, 2020 11:40

alnilam

Finger Prince posted:

Stopped at the gas station filling your hatchback with a kayak on the roof rack.
Old guy wearing a Hobie Cat branded life vest on moseys over from his SUV...
"oh hey there, is that one of 'em whitewater 'yaks? Yeah, they're alright, if you can't handle a real kayak. Yeah I used to kayak. Had me a tandem sea kayak with an outrigger. Used to kayak down to the bay every year with the old lady. Had to give it up though. One to many close calls with a seadoo, had to roll' er down. You ever think of getting a real kayak son? Not one of these rear end rockets, a Hobie sea kayak?"

lol

_{ty manifisto}

# ? Mar 17, 2020 13:45