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Gotta love that double standard when guys brag about being voracious readers but won't pick up a book if it's well worn and dog-eared.
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tears for queers
afk -> you know me
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Yeah her and I went out to the overlook last night in my convertible and, you know...
I read The Hobbit to her and did voices for all the characters
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Mar 27, 2020 01:32
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When I'm done reading, I like to roll over and go to sleep. So, I guess it checks out?
Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!
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Mar 27, 2020 01:35
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Some parents are concerned about reading being taught in schools.
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Mar 27, 2020 02:52
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Calling a 900 number to listen to audiobooks.
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Calling a 900 number to listen to audiobooks.
just pick up the phone. a lonely brian blessed is waiting to shout his autobiography at you until you nut
 
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lady gaga, lizzo, and the property brothers all team up in song to tell me that reading is just as good as hot, passionate coitus
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Stephen Fry reading the novelization of the spy Who Shagged Me
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Mar 27, 2020 05:15
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i thought i could escape them through the mercy of sleep, but somehow on the inside of my eyelids they've tattooed a sexualized cartoon book with big lips and breasts. it has word balloons saying "impregnate your brain with the jizz of knowledge" and "stick your dick in my pages and slam me shut on your dick." they've completely lost track of the metaphor
Lmfao
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Ejaculate raw data into the hivemind
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Mar 27, 2020 05:25
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The joke that everyone has been waiting for this entire thread
*holds breath*
... Ulysses
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We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.
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The joke that everyone has been waiting for this entire thread
*holds breath*
... Ulysses
Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!
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another day volunteering at the library of congress. everyone keeps asking me if they can gently caress the books. buddy, they wont even let me gently caress them
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having fun
isn’t hard
when you’ve got a library card
but I am
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Mar 27, 2020 12:27
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Dust jacket? More like lust jacket.
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Mar 27, 2020 13:54
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Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN
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it has word balloons saying "impregnate your brain with the jizz of knowledge"
This did not get the love it deserved.
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The Pagemastur
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Dewey DeciMILF
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Mar 30, 2020 04:37
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Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."
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Library of (sexual) Congress
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Mar 30, 2020 05:12
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Library of (sexual) Congress
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Mar 30, 2020 05:19
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Woman at the coffee shop: uh, excuse me? Are you reading over my shoulder? loving pervert.
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I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
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Mar 30, 2020 07:24
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Moby DICK
Charles DICKens
Philip K. DICK
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rests tiny open book inside my 3ds so the teacher expects nothing
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Mar 30, 2020 12:42
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E(rotic)-books
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Mar 30, 2020 23:33
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Want to check out my pop-up book?
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Apr 1, 2020 23:11
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Stupid Newbie
Dumber for drinking so much Sith Lighting Mountain Dew
Kids, don't cough on my lawn!!!
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"what about you matty have you had sex?"
".... yes."
smash cut to matty reading dune in his bedroom
The Orange Catholic Bible is spicy. Long gently caress the Readers!!!
*Pops, the thread rating buttons are not thread page buttons. SMH
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slowly erotically pulling a book out of my butthole for a quick lunch read
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Apr 9, 2020 02:04
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reading is better than sex because reading is more spontaneous. pick up a book and open it;; instant reading baby. you wanna have sex right now? sure buddy, just let me shave my hoo-ha, brush my teeth, stretch my legs, stretch my rear end, warm up the lube in a 200° preheated oven--in the time it took you to polish your right nut, i've read three articles on Ars Technica about the latest & greatest Motorola phones
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Apr 9, 2020 05:32
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reading is better than sex because reading is more spontaneous. pick up a book and open it;; instant reading baby. you wanna have sex right now? sure buddy, just let me shave my hoo-ha, brush my teeth, stretch my legs, stretch my rear end, warm up the lube in a 200° preheated oven--in the time it took you to polish your right nut, i've read three articles on Ars Technica about the latest & greatest Motorola phones
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