Original tongue-twisters

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roomforthetuna: I don't need to know anything about virii! My CUSTOM PROGRAM keeps me protected! It's not like they'll try to come in through the Internet or something!

A while back I accidentally invented a tongue-twister while describing a person:
"ninja hippy hacker yuppy"
I even made mistakes typing it, it's also a finger-twister!

Also apparently a really difficult tongue twister for some people is just "musk ox" repeated a few times. I don't get it myself.

# ? Apr 2, 2020 06:11

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 18:20

Heather Papps: hello friend

mares eat oats or marezydoats is a personal favourite and a perennial entertainer of small children but now i am thinkin' i should write my own nonsense song for my niece/nephews

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Apr 2, 2020 13:11

Manifisto

the blue-boobed blob blew lube

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Apr 2, 2020 16:34

Heather Papps: hello friend

heather papps prattled happily

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Apr 2, 2020 17:14

biosterous

not an original creation, but my brother and i are quite fond of "the sheet is slit - who slit the sheet? whoever slit the sheet is a sheet slitter"

it's the best because one time our sister tried to say it and it went like

"the sheet is slit - who poo poo th- OH NO"

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# ? Apr 2, 2020 18:19

magic cactus: We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.

i once came up with "hooked hookers hurriedly huff hookahs" and i still feel that this is my greatest contribution to the human race

Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!

# ? Apr 3, 2020 02:49

Cubone: Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

lion spy's plier supply

Stan's aunt scolds Kant's scalded cold scones

sloppy Lonnie's tawny son piles supplies of floppy pylons upon a bonnie swan

Papa hopped up Lau's prop plow, bowed and lopped off Lau's frau's brow

# ? Apr 3, 2020 09:24

Finger Prince

Black blugs bug black blugs blood blug bugs bluhhh

# ? Apr 3, 2020 10:30

DJDadJoke: Stupid Newbie

Dumber for drinking so much Sith Lighting Mountain Dew

Kids, don't cough on my lawn!!!

Seven seamen silently sidled starboard

*Pops, the thread rating buttons are not thread page buttons. SMH

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# ? Apr 4, 2020 00:13

frump truck: hello... again!

bob bob bob blob. blob bob blob bob

# ? Apr 5, 2020 16:55

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Why don't you choose two shoes to chew or eschew the shoes you choose to not chew

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# ? Apr 5, 2020 17:34

roomforthetuna: I don't need to know anything about virii! My CUSTOM PROGRAM keeps me protected! It's not like they'll try to come in through the Internet or something!