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Macnult

i was playing crash team racing for the playstation 1 and didn't know the final boss starts driving before the light turns green

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Macnult

i was scared because i thought my dad heard me but he didn't but i still couldn't believe i lost control and said such a thing

Macnult

i was very upset and shocked. why was nitros oxide allowed to drive before the light turned green while i had to wait? why was he not disqualified immediately? i get that he's a bad guy but it doesn't make sense why he has to cheat if he's the final boss

Macnult

i might call my dad and tell him what happened

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
I would like to use this graphic to help everyone understand the depth and scope of your "wtf" moment:

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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Macnult

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

I would like to use this graphic to help everyone understand the depth and scope of your "wtf" moment:



thank you for this. i feel understood

Macnult

i’ve been trying to cut back on my swearing by wearing a rubber band. it was rough this morning when i was doing dishes because my gloves were slippery and i ended up saying like 6 bad words

Macnult

maybe i should text my dad instead idk

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its really only the "f" word that is the issue here, the other two words are perfectly fine to say. you probably meant to say "heck" i bet and the f just slipped in due to shock. still might be a good idea to let your dad know tho, hopefully hes the forgiving type

nut

honestly a big wtf to the madman who put a bandicoot into a go kart

pixaal

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


what gently caress you think this is a place to be dropping f bombs? oh gee now you got me doing it where's the coin jar?



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Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
**points at the pile of overflowing coins that appear to be covering... s o m e t h i n g; perhaps a jar?**

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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pixaal

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


that's just a w f u l: it is a jar!



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FutonForensic

he started out whispering "what the h" while playing Mario Kart. he amped it up every day for twenty years. now he screams racial epithets on twitch. that's what I call progress


Macnult

i told my dad and he went “oh nice i remember that game” :unsmith:

Escape From Noise

I curse because my dad curses a lot. Also because it's really cool

Doctor Dogballs

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


CTR was the only video game I can remember my dad playing

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SweetWillyRollbar posted:

I curse because my dad curses a lot. Also because it's really cool

When I grow up, I want to be like you.

Let me try it:

FFFFUUUUUUUUDGE!!


pixaal

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


mudder suction



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Escape From Noise

Goons Are Great posted:

When I grow up, I want to be like you.

Let me try it:

FFFFUUUUUUUUDGE!!

Growing up my dad's favorite curse was "shitfire!" In retrospect that's really funny.

Another thing he likes to do is if I curse he'll say something like "God damnit, Aaron! Watch your loving language! poo poo!"

biosterous




shitfire is a top swear and i hope to remember and use it in the future



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Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


my grandfather used goddamn and sonofabitch as general purpose adjectives. most men were goddamned sonofabitches.


One time he was at the grocery store with my like 4 yr old aunt and they had a big catfish or something for sale and 4 yr old her yelled 'that's the biggest goddamned fish I've ever seen!" and he had to act astonished and pretend to not know where she learned to say that

that's my cussin story hope you liked it


https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!


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biosterous posted:

shitfire is a top swear and i hope to remember and use it in the future

teh Spanish had a famous warship named Shitfire iirc

pixaal

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


shitfire sounds like something that a cock muffin could give you



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Escape From Noise

If I was on curry number two they'd call me shitfire
If I was on curry number two they'd call me shitfire
If I was on curry number two they'd call me shitfire
If I was on curry number two they'd call me shitfire

Fire
Fire

Fire
Fire
Cause I'm running to the can

Cause I'm running to the can

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