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A table for three? That'll be uhhhhhhhh (consults nothing in particular) 45 minutes to an hour. (hands you a blinky coaster) |
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hello, i am your boss, welcome to the job you have! heres a paycheck!
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Apr 26, 2020 20:45
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I ordered a grande. this is a large. I'm not paying for that, I want what I ordered. excuse me, I went to italy once, I know what I'm talking about. also you didn't leave enough room for milk, and it's too hot, I'm going to have to wait for it to cool down *takes a sip, turns around to face you* and they want a tip for this? can you believe it???
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Apr 26, 2020 20:45
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hey thanks for coming over. lets sit on facing chairs and desperately avoid eye contact as we talk about nothing. would you like some tea? i only have the kind that makes you pass out, perfect for an excuse to leave
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Apr 26, 2020 21:28
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Sorry, I know I'm running late, but the train was two hours late, extremely full and also had technical problems half way through. I know I should just take one sooner, but there literally isn't one even earlier than this. Oh you mean the one going at 1am in the night? Yeah no problem boss, I'm sure that one will be empty, thanks.
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Apr 26, 2020 23:39
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furloughed construction worker, looking forlornly at pigeon outside window: say, baby, nice, uh, talons? do they go all the way up, or what do you got going on there?
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Apr 26, 2020 23:47
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**rubs ants all over self**
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Apr 26, 2020 23:52
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*A robot printer constantly dinging and printing out orders* |
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Apr 27, 2020 07:21
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hello lachy how are you doing are you hungry meowww and then I say meow back I haven't meowed at any people yet though lachy is my cat |
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