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Hey YOSPOS, It is me Heated Gaming Moment. I’m not sure why my av says YOSPOS or who it is, but that is for another day. How can I use computer terms in every day life to help spread the awareness of computers? I have a few ideas to run by you. If you don’t like them, that’s OK. Please let me know. However, I would love to hear some of your suggestions, too. When you think about it, eating food is kind of like uploading a big dump, am I right? Raking leaves could be defragging because you’re taking all those little leaves and putting them in a more efficient form. I’m going to go defrag the yard, honey. That’s something we can say. Lifting weights can be like upgrading your RAM. The muscles are your RAM. You start with some, but you need more so you can do more, so you work really hard and then you have more RAM and you can get more girls or complements or guys. In fact, at the gym you can say something fun like hey I’m squatting four plates of chips for my RAM. The crowd would probably like that one. Another idea is when you say good night you can say I’m going to sleep and then say in parentheses (like a computer.) In the morning you can jump out of bed and say I am rebooted! Just throwing out some ideas. Please help me out.
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whenever you go to j/o at work say you’re off to “do the needful”
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Apr 28, 2020 02:08
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bump
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Apr 28, 2020 02:17
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a "pro tip" is to use the word cache instead of cash for a humorous juxtaposition.
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Apr 28, 2020 02:36
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Apr 28, 2020 03:13
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when i gently caress and cum in my computer, i call it "posting"
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Apr 28, 2020 03:32
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I routinely take a log dump
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Apr 28, 2020 03:41
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iphone. macbook pro, baby. apple watch.
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Apr 28, 2020 04:18
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Stebe.
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Apr 28, 2020 04:19
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President Beep posted:whenever you go to j/o at work say you’re off to “do the needful” I’m not familiar with this one. fart simpson posted:bump Thanks! polyester concept posted:when i gently caress and cum in my computer, i call it "posting" Ligma Linux WilWheaton posted:I routinely take a log dump Great.
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Apr 28, 2020 05:05
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using computer jargon irl would be cute but it all reminds me of parts of esr's jargon file and makes me 
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Apr 28, 2020 07:43
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whenever you have a great idea about something call it "something 2.0"
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Apr 28, 2020 10:18
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WilWheaton posted:I routinely take a log dump we know, we can see your posts
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Apr 28, 2020 11:22
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Apr 29, 2020 07:19
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man I love being a tailor - I get to rip threads all day
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Apr 29, 2020 15:26
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polyester concept posted:when i gently caress and cum in my computer, i call it "posting" wish youd do it in privacy ie not on here
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Apr 29, 2020 16:25
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Heated Gaming Moment posted:Hey YOSPOS, hilarious have you considered writing for the 'front page'
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pram posted:hilarious have you considered writing for the 'front page' +1
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Apr 30, 2020 10:02
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I mentally replace all the "e"s in every word I speak or write with 3s and it makes me feel cool like some sort of a private club or something
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Apr 30, 2020 11:46
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e.g. "your girl is an e"
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Apr 30, 2020 11:46
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yo mama's so easy she's like a system bus at a star trek convention every data gets a ride
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Apr 30, 2020 16:38
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while waiting to hear back from someone constantly message them "sned"
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Apr 30, 2020 16:42
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call your kitchen counter "the Desktop" for instance (when chopping onions) "put a shortcut to the onions on 'the Desktop'" or "I left your car keys on 'the Desktop'"
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May 1, 2020 19:34
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im not an alcoholic im grinding beers to level my tolerance stat
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May 1, 2020 19:46
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My mom is a hoarder. You don't want to see their attic or basement. When she first started learning about digital devices? She even forgot she bought the same phone twice. Reining her in is getting better now.
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May 1, 2020 20:26
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Zeluth posted:My mom is a hoarder. You don't want to see their attic or basement. When she first started learning about digital devices? She even forgot she bought the same phone twice. my posts do not bring me joy which is why i try to get rid of them
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May 1, 2020 20:31
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"Look at all those red hats who think Coronavirus is a hoax"
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May 2, 2020 10:20
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how do I computer and life better
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May 2, 2020 10:20
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rtfm
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May 2, 2020 11:24
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maybe when you haven’t had you’r coffee and are taking a long time to think you could say “does not compute” or another funny computer error message
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May 2, 2020 13:30
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This is not a very good thread. It is such a bad thread that it is improved via my presence in it. Think on your sins, Heated Gaming Moment.
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May 2, 2020 14:55
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Schadenboner posted:This is not a very good thread. It is such a bad thread that it is improved via my presence in it. heated shaming moment
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May 2, 2020 15:00
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carry on then posted:heated shaming moment
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May 2, 2020 15:35
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carry on then posted:heated shaming moment
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May 2, 2020 17:47
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carry on then posted:heated shaming moment I mean, Skyfall wasn’t that bad? 
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May 2, 2020 22:39
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syntax error abort retry fail lol
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May 2, 2020 23:00
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sync workers: 9am to 5pm 5 days a week async workers: 40 hrs a week
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May 2, 2020 23:19
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35 hours per week. I can sustain myself for seven hours straight without a meal. fight me.
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Displeased Moo Cow posted:35 hours per week. soylent counts though.
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