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One of the delights of TEW is seeing the Cornellverse personalities come and go. A little sad to see AAA go out of business, even if when I ran them my first order of business was fire the head of the promotion and the head road agent because they were two of the most toxic people backstage.
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# ? May 2, 2024 13:23 |
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Mike Truk about to get Janetty’d
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# ? Jun 2, 2020 21:20 |
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HERE'S THE CARD RUNDOWN FOR RPW AGAINST ALL ODDS vs Last month saw some tension rising between Bobson Dugnutt and Mike Truk even though they were victorious; this month sees Bobson Dugnutt striking out on his own against the powerhouse Arthur Glass. Will Dugnutt keep his frustrations in check and overtake the big man or will Rooster give him something to cry about? And what about Mike Truk? Will he be happy to stand on the sidelines or will he want to prove himself to his tag partner? vs Jose Silva has had an uninspiring start to his RPW career with two losses to Barry Kingman and Paige Croft. This month he is feeling the power of positivity as he steps into the ring with Joy Ryder. vs Infiernia tasted a bitter defeat at the hands of Skyhawk at Beer Bash; to avenge her loss she is taking on Skyhawk's partner from the first ever RPW event Mascara. The Bedeviled Angel will want to get back into winning form and she is more than willing to take it at the expense of the faceless one. vs Against All Odds is proud to announce the debut of Talia Quinzel; the self proclaimed "Mistress of the Backbreaker" is one half of the current 5SSW tag team champions and will be wanting to make a splash as she takes on Skyhawk. vs vs vs Finally the main event is a four corners match which sees Johnny Aesthetic, Paige Croft, Ozzie Goldstein & Chip Martin in a bout that will see the winner receive the final entry into the Wildcard Battle Royal next month. Whoever wins this match will be the odds on favourite to win the RPW Championship.
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# ? Jun 4, 2020 01:09 |
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----------------------------------------------------------------------------------SLAM CHAT, THE NUMBER ONE WRESTLING PODCAST IN FLORIDA posted:----------------------------------------- GUYS I'M GETTING REALLY SICK OF DIAZ NOT DELIVERING I SWEAR TO GOD Real talk, he's kind of on my poo poo list and I'll give him one more singles match to get over a 30. Hey so here's something that I didn't expect. Workers occasionally complain about having to put people over who they don't consider on their level. However if someone tries to complain about having to put over a badass then there's a chance that the person being put over will just intimidate them into complying. It's obviously a reference to the urban legend that Shawn Michaels was throwing a poo poo fit about putting over Steve Austin at Wrestlemania 14 and the Undertaker gave him until he stopped taping his fists to get over it. I say urban legend because there's no actual proof that this happened; Michaels was a cancer backstage at that point in time so it wouldn't be out of character but none of the three men involved have confirmed it happened. Like I said, it might have happened but I don't think anyone can confirm it when none of them have talked about it. Testekill fucked around with this message at 09:18 on Jun 7, 2020 |
# ? Jun 7, 2020 09:15 |
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These writeups rule
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# ? Jun 7, 2020 18:12 |
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Let's see Infiernia beat Skyhawk without being a dirty cheater. biosterous posted:These writeups rule Yup
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# ? Jun 7, 2020 21:39 |
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Galaga Galaxian posted:Let's see Infiernia beat Skyhawk without being a dirty cheater. Also yeah these write-ups are amazing and makes this LP the one I'm paying attention to the most.
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# ? Jun 8, 2020 03:59 |
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Quick question: would it be ok if someone (eg me) were to submit another worker to the franchise or would that be considered gauche?
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# ? Jun 10, 2020 06:55 |
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HereticMIND posted:Quick question: would it be ok if someone (eg me) were to submit another worker to the franchise or would that be considered gauche? It is absolutely ok and in fact encouraged to do so since it's pretty easy for me to add new guys whenever needed.
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# ? Jun 10, 2020 09:52 |
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Testekill posted:It is absolutely ok and in fact encouraged to do so since it's pretty easy for me to add new guys whenever needed. Ok. If it’s alright, I’d like to add a manager/road agent. NAME: Yvonne Brookdale-Glass (currently estranged from Arthur Glass; divorce is on the table but not currently likely) SEX: Female ROLE: Manager/Road Agent DOB: 12/31/1987 DEBUT: 10/3/2005 RACE: Caucasian NATIONALITY: American (born to an American father and Polish mother) BASED IN: Maryland, USA MASK: N/A WRESTLING STYLE: N/A (doesn’t wrestle; strictly an administrative type) WEIGHT CLASS: N/A BODY TYPE: Toned GIMMICKS (if needed and if given screen time): —Dominant Uber Karen (if HEEL; bitchy, confrontational, expects results to be in her favor no matter the cost; her default/preferred role) —Bad rear end Advocate (if FACE; takes no poo poo, sticks up for her guy, more focused on building up her guy’s confidence than tearing them down) —Dominant Overbearing Wife (if HEEL and assigned to manage Arthur; like her default gimmick, but turned to eleven; her preferred gimmick when working with him) —Realistic Supportive Wife (if FACE and assigned to manage Arthur; has complete confidence in him and his abilities, sticks up for him, always backs him up in a tight spot) TRAITS: —Better as Heel —Can’t Play Face Well —Creative Dynamo —Has a Temper —Bad rear end Reputation —Fitness Fanatic —Modeling Experience —Story Teller —Driven
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# ? Jun 10, 2020 10:38 |
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HereticMIND posted:—Dominant Uber Karen (if HEEL; bitchy, confrontational, expects results to be in her favor no matter the cost; her default/preferred role) if you do this please make her say "I want to speak to your General Manager"
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# ? Jun 10, 2020 20:26 |
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Okay so I think we've got this set up. Is everyone connected? Mascara and Fuego, I know you don't speak English so Infiernia has offered to help. uh... I do speak English. Oh. Why didn't you when we hired you? Because Thomas insisted on speaking Spanish. And no offense Thomas but your Spanish sucks. Well isn't that a kick to the gut. Some taken. So Mort called a meeting together using discord because he had some stuff that we need to talk about and we helped arrange it. I did yes but I think you two should be in charge. So first of all, we've had a great start. There's been a steady upward trend in the quality of our shows a slight downward trend in attendance yes that also. I'd like to introduce a couple of new hirings. First of all is Shay. Oh I was wondering who that was. Nice to meet you, you can call me Skyhawk. I'd shake your hand but this is over the internet and all that. Hey thanks, so do you have a name or is it just Skyhawk? Yes Yes what? I do but I just go by Skyhawk. Gotta protect kayfabe and all that. I'm sitting in the exact same room as him and he's wearing his mask. It's audio only dude. Yes but you can see me. And Rooster I was watching some old tapes and you were coming out with a valet who was a pretty decent talker so no why? Look... Yvonne and I are.... not exactly the closest at the moment. We're not divorced but we're in a trial separation at the moment. It's weird. Do you think you'll be able to work with her? She's already been hired. I can only try. We're still talking so it might help. Okay with that said, there is a big old elephant in the room. So we haven't been super honest and it's time to come forward. We are queers Al, shut the gently caress up. Oh come on, we were all thinking it right? Nope No Does it matter? Nothing's wrong with being gay. Of course you'd say it. EXCUSE ME Al, if you've got a problem with Ruby and I being friends then we'll both kick the poo poo out of you next show. Like I'm scared of a women Al, Dale and I could easily throw you off a bridge into a river. Do you really want to be pushing this? Look we shouldn't have to protect the feelings of -muted- Oh my loving god. So if we can get things back underway. Thomas is The owner. Yes. Wait, what the gently caress. How do you know? You guys were the two that got in contact with me when you wanted to sign me. I just didn't give a poo poo because I was getting paid on time. Same here. Yup. Why did you even bother with the facade? Because who would respect two people just out of high school as bosses? Also Jose, we already knew that you knew. You're crashing on my couch so you don't count. And you expected us to respect Mort? Have you seen the guy? No offense Mort None taken. The dude looks like he hides all his money in a camper van because he doesn't trust banks. Once again, no offense Mort. None taken. It's true also Also he's a journeyman that's never really accomplished much. Again, no offense. Hey And he's not even that good. Mort? What? No offense. Look this is starting to get a bit mean. Can we stop? Just one more. Where did you think we'd think he'd be getting the money for this? That's actually fair enough. Are you done? Yep. So why didn't you guys just be honest? Do you think that Bobson or Ozzie would have signed if they knew that it was a bunch of kids running things? Honestly, I probably wouldn't have. But I gotta get paid. If I had a problem then I would have quit after the first paycheck that had Lloyd's signature on it. Man we really didn't think that one through. We really didn't. Uh Infiernia, did you pass the message onto Mascara? Los dos niños estaban dirigiendo el espectáculo. Espera realmente? Si Oh. estupendo He took it fine. Well that's a massive weight off our shoulders. There's just one thing that I'd like to bring up There is? I've been thinking of changing things up. We're going to be introducing a more Lucha Libre Sports Entertainment product into the mix. So it probably won't be too different but there's just a few slight changes. Fucks sake. Alright then I reckon that we're all done here. Good chat everyone, see you in a couple of weeks. OOC: So Lloyd actually did decide to force a change to Lucha Libre Entertainment on me. It still won't take effect for a month or two yet but it was quite rude although not super inconvenient. -------------------------------------------------------------------- THE CARD FOR RPW ONE FOR ALL The main event is the 10 man Wildcard Battle Royale for the RPW Championship. A wrestler can only be eliminated either by being thrown over the top rope or submission or pinfall. Johnny Aesthetic is confirmed to be entrant number 10 but who will fill the remaining spots in the battle royale. vs The rookie sensation Shay 2000 makes his debut in a bout with the hard striking Ruby Reece of Team HEADKICK. Will the hot fists of Shay 2000 give him the victory or will a swift roundhouse kick dash his dreams of a successful debut? vs Skyhawk has been posed a challenge; if he can overcome the monstrous Original Sinner then he will be entered into the Wildcard Battle Royale. Infiernia will no doubt be waiting in the wings for the chance to take her rival down but will Skyhawk prevail and give himself the chance for greatness? vs "The Mistress of the Backbreaker" Talia Quinzel is taking on the "Punk Princess" Sabrina Wells in stunning action as Quinzel will look to pick up another win while Wells will be seeking her first. vs Mascara will be looking to save face as he takes on "Miss Positivity" Joy Ryder in singles action.
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# ? Jun 14, 2020 05:58 |
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Man, can't wait until Mike Truk gets fired now
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# ? Jun 14, 2020 17:59 |
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Time to speed up the breakup angle. And tell Bobson to really lay it in.
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# ? Jun 14, 2020 23:49 |
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Yeah, pretty much setting it up now. Also,Testekill posted:Hey thanks, so do you have a name or is it just Skyhawk? I'm glad you've got Skyhawk's character pretty much perfectly in that regard
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# ? Jun 14, 2020 23:49 |
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biosterous posted:Man, can't wait until Mike Truk gets fired now I am the master of cheap heat yes. I honestly wanted to get the breakup over and done with and making Truk just a piece of poo poo helps in that regard.
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# ? Jun 15, 2020 13:19 |
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I'm in the process of writing up the show, I've just been a little distracted by the BritWres scene apparently being made of nothing but sex pests. As a palette cleanser Shay 2000 started dating Sabrina Wells before the show. So that's the first positive relationship for a Goon created wrestler, the first negative was that Skyhawk has simmering tension with Kid Fantastic because he was nearly injured by a botch.
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# ? Jun 19, 2020 11:02 |
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Testekill posted:I'm in the process of writing up the show, I've just been a little distracted by the BritWres scene apparently being made of nothing but sex pests. As a palette cleanser oh no no, no, no, no, no
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# ? Jun 19, 2020 12:41 |
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Testekill posted:I'm in the process of writing up the show, I've just been a little distracted by the BritWres scene apparently being made of nothing but sex pests. As a palette cleanser Yep. Positive. Nothing could go wrong with a little cast relations. Never. Doesn't happen.
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# ? Jun 19, 2020 19:34 |
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Testekill posted:I'm in the process of writing up the show, I've just been a little distracted by the BritWres scene apparently being made of nothing but sex pests. As a palette cleanser Don't Vince this
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# ? Jun 19, 2020 19:38 |
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DelilahFlowers posted:Aw that's nice : Bring on the cuck angles! It’s such good poo poo, pal!
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# ? Jun 19, 2020 22:45 |
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I swear to god, if you turn this into an NTR type thing, I am burning this to the ground.
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# ? Jun 19, 2020 23:28 |
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HereticMIND posted:I swear to god, if you turn this into an NTR type thing, I am burning this to the ground.
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# ? Jun 20, 2020 00:14 |
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DelilahFlowers posted:Shay 2000 vs Arthur Glass in a "Sabrina on a forklift" match. NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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# ? Jun 20, 2020 00:58 |
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Sorry about the silence over the last couple of days and the lack of an update, I've kinda just been mentally exhausted by *gestures to the wrestling industry on fire* and the now uncertain future of the forums. I'll try to pump out the update and then I'll try and figure out what or where to go. Bread n Roses seems like it's probably the place to go so I'll end up shifting there but I just kinda want to get the lie of the land first. I've really appreciated all the positive feedback because I'm my own worst critic and constantly think that what I'm writing isn't that great.
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# ? Jun 25, 2020 00:18 |
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# ? May 2, 2024 13:23 |
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Hi Testekill. I know this thread is two months old. Might be a necro, might not. But I just wanna say I really loved reading this LP and being involved. If you retired from writing this LP because of life and exhaustion I fully understand that. Writing is hard, especially with all this poo poo going on. Hard to enjoy something with all the stress. So if you are taking a break from writing this LP, then I hope you rest well. If you feel like you can't write anymore and feel like ending this LP, I understand that as well. Regardless, I enjoyed this LP moreso than any LP in this forum. You are a great writer and kept me waiting for every single update. You rekindled my love of wrestling from this LP, and it kept me loving it despite everything that happened in the industry. I'm not a good critic, but I know my emotions and feelings and they told me I enjoyed everything. I hope to see more from you in the future, whenever that is.
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