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I apologize for all my stupid jokes, idiotic anecdotes added to your threads, my misinterpretations of your posts and subsequent head-scratching contributions I may have added because my high, stoned, drunk, sleep-deprived rear end thought something was funny, even though an infant could've determined it wasn't yet I still posted it. This disclaimer is in the event anyone actually harbors any ill will towards me, I just thought I'd get it out of the way in case I want to run for Emperor of the World*... *I apologize if announcing my intention for running for Emperor of the World is a politic. If I were going to break a politic rule, this would seem to be the right place for that. Also, me running for Emperor of the World automatically means you all are my sycophant friends, so there won't be any need to curry any favor from me due to that association. I also apologize for the arrogance of the presumption of everything I've said up to this point. Please use this thread to apologize for anything you've done to a stuffed animal that you regret, a car you've owned that you never checked the oil on, or the tire pressure and you just kept putting gas in it until it just stopped running one day, or a bicycle you've neglected by never greasing the chain or making sure the chain was tight or putting air in the tires or telling that guy to get out of your way loud enough so you didn't hit them so hard they made that sound that makes you both laugh and at the same time so you feel ashamed to be a human being, or the time you ate too much but didn't get sick. I apologize for how this is starting to sound like an Alanis Morissette song... |
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sorry that i didn't get this to you sooner
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May 3, 2020 08:20
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This reminds me of a former housemate. I came home from my summer job during college a few days in a row to her sitting in the living room or whatever and she'd just be like "I'm sorry!" in this very sincere voice and I'd ask why, she'd just respond "I'm really high right now!" and she just sounded so apologetic. I always told her I didn't mind and I hoped she was having fun. It just always kind of cracked me up. I had no issue with her being high at all and the way she said it was just so adorable. It's a good memory and I hope you enjoy it. Thank you for listening to my person apologizing for being high story.
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May 3, 2020 09:32
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I am Bob the Viking... You ugly.
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May 3, 2020 11:14
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<3 
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Macnult posted:sorry that i didn't get this to you sooner So sorry for emptyquoting this right now |
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May 3, 2020 11:54
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Sorry that post above this one doesn't even have a sig enabled and sorry that you didn't even notice
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May 3, 2020 11:54
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Macnult posted:sorry that i didn't get this to you sooner 
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May 3, 2020 14:03
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Never stop being you, PSP! I've said it before and I'll say it agin, you are a treasure. An amazing storyteller, parody lyric writer, and good orb 
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May 3, 2020 16:49
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I’m not sorry
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May 4, 2020 01:26
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i'm sorry i don't check in here more often to tell you all how great you are |
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Slush Garbo posted:Never stop being you, PSP!
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