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barfdog



never mind this gloryhole - does your lunch box stink because of all the weird rear end food you take to work? stick a ball of newspaper in there overnight, it'll clear right up! call colin on 415-555-2671 for more.

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Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
"FOR A GOOD TIME STAY HOME"

barfdog



looking for cock... soup, that is, haha? winston's on 45th ave has a delicious chicken soup for only $4.99


https://i.imgur.com/FLpAnfS.mp4

barfdog



in the absence of actual sanitiser you can make pretty much any surface in your home much cleaner than this piss bucket by simply running a slice of lemon over them


https://i.imgur.com/FLpAnfS.mp4

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
If you ever go to France, I dare you to order French Onion Soup without it getting inside your head. Like, what do you call it? Onion soup, and assume they know what you want? Do you call it French Onion Soup, and just brace yourself your the look of pity, scorn and amusement as they run off into the kitchen laughing at you, followed by the moment of silence which leads to a rain of even more laughter after the waiter has told the entire kitchen staff?

If you've read this far, you should eat more fiber. And get a tetanus shot.

Heather Papps

hello friend


some helpful grafitto is going around town putting metric/imperial conversion charts in every public washroom

thank you kindly, mysterious informative stranger!



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

Escape From Noise

Here I sit, broken hearted
I came to poo poo
But only farted

If you're having trouble having bowel movements it might be signs of something more serious than just constipation. For your free check-up please call 555...

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nut

looking for a good time? Call a loved one, read a book, or find time for a hobby u lov

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