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I play a similar game every night when I microwave a mug of water to make tea
vanisher fucked around with this message at 23:35 on May 25, 2020
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the one uncle who never shuts up about lawn darts getting banned as "the beginning of the end" just beaming with pride as his nephews and nieces play hot knife in the yard
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May 26, 2020 01:34
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Originally, it was a traditional Inuit game called Warm Knife |
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May 26, 2020 02:45
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trying to teach my mom how to play hot knife but she keeps forgetting the oven step 
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May 26, 2020 03:54
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[man sees two small children pulling a butter knife out of an EZ-bake oven] haha, that's not a hot knife....... THIS [pulls a damascus steel bread knife out of a clay pizza oven] is ow ow a hot knife ow geez |
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May 26, 2020 05:48
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[paramedics approach the scene of a knife accident] paramedic 1: I think we might be too late...we can try to save him but agh gently caress I can't get the knife out paramedic 2: oh gently caress is it still hot? paramedic 1: yeah, it's really hot, why? paramedic 2: dude check this poo poo out |
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May 26, 2020 07:23
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RazzleDazzleHour posted:[paramedics approach the scene of a knife accident] lol |
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May 26, 2020 11:00
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RazzleDazzleHour posted:[paramedics approach the scene of a knife accident] lmao
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May 26, 2020 13:40
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RazzleDazzleHour posted:[paramedics approach the scene of a knife accident] |
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May 26, 2020 13:53
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RazzleDazzleHour posted:[paramedics approach the scene of a knife accident]
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May 26, 2020 15:34
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May 26, 2020 15:35
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RazzleDazzleHour posted:[paramedics approach the scene of a knife accident]
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May 26, 2020 16:08
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cda posted:guys down at the park hot knife hustling |
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May 26, 2020 16:56
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| this reminds me of a game my cousins and i used to play called "hot towels," where we'd get a towel wet and microwave it for like 10 minutes. then we'd put cutlery in it and toss it at the ceiling fan and the other person had to dodge it. aunt went through like 3 ceiling fans before she found out about the game | |
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May 26, 2020 18:01
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weed cat posted:this reminds me of a game my cousins and i used to play called "hot towels," where we'd get a towel wet and microwave it for like 10 minutes. then we'd put cutlery in it and toss it at the ceiling fan and the other person had to dodge it. aunt went through like 3 ceiling fans before she found out about the game 'hot knife' is superior to your bush league nonsense because it beautifully minimizes collateral damage. no one has ever lost 3 ceiling fans playing 'hot knife,' at most they lost 1 aunt
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May 26, 2020 19:19
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What if in Star Wars instead of lightsabers they had hot knife |
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May 26, 2020 19:25
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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:What if in Star Wars instead of lightsabers they had hot knife vader and luke kindle a father son bond by underhand tossing their 'hot knife' knives to each other and yelling 'hot knife' a lot more wholesome than the violent filth that went into those awful films
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May 26, 2020 19:31
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homicide detective holding a lukewarm knife: y'know, it was a whole lot easier to pry from his dead hands than his tone suggested
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May 26, 2020 19:33
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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:What if in Star Wars instead of lightsabers they had hot knife Ben Kenobi: Not as clumsy or random as a AAH! AAH! HOT KNIFE! HOT KNIFE! AAH! AAH! OK, BACK TO YA! AAH! blaster. (blows on fingers) |
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May 26, 2020 19:44
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nut posted:homicide detective holding a lukewarm knife: y'know, it was a whole lot easier to pry from his dead hands than his tone suggested
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May 26, 2020 19:59
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FutonForensic posted:'hot knife' is superior to your bush league nonsense because it beautifully minimizes collateral damage. no one has ever lost 3 ceiling fans playing 'hot knife,' at most they lost 1 aunt hahaaa ---------------- |
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May 26, 2020 20:51
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google THIS posted:Hot Knife player: (clutching at the knife sizzling in his eye socket) AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!! AAAAAAHHH!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!
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May 26, 2020 21:01
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an older brother, having won at hot knife: "don't tell mom please please DON'TTELLMOM PLEASE?!?!?"
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May 26, 2020 22:15
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VG1VVFfOnYQ HELL YEAH
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May 26, 2020 22:23
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Your cache must be old 
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May 26, 2020 23:13
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cda posted:Your cache must be old lol
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May 26, 2020 23:23
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cda posted:Your cache must be old lmfao
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May 26, 2020 23:27
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don’t bring a gun to a hot knife fight
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May 26, 2020 23:28
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11.7: the average listener might just hear Fiona Apple muttering "hot knife hot knife" while sucking air through her teeth for 6 minutes and 32 seconds, but this pitchfork reviewer was overwhelmed by a sonic masterpiece |
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May 26, 2020 23:32
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Buying a professional knife set so I can start training for the hot knife major league |
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May 27, 2020 04:31
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cda posted:Your cache must be old |
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May 27, 2020 04:52
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I was wondering about the weed and so I google'd Hot Knife and this was the first result in the "related questions" category https://www.reddit.com/r/trees/comments/2jr308/eli5_how_do_blades_hot_knives_get_me_so_high_off/ |
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May 27, 2020 05:24
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RazzleDazzleHour posted:I was wondering about the weed and so I google'd Hot Knife and this was the first result in the "related questions" category none of these people know how to play 'hot knife'
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May 27, 2020 05:46
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Turn off all lights in a basement. Have everyone skulk in the the dark to rupture someone's balls. There is no winner. I nightmare to this day. Hold on, how do turn thirns browser from light mode to dark mode? Off and on. ---------------- |
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May 27, 2020 06:51
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a bucolic Norman Rockwell painting of boys in suspenders playing Hot Knife in the yard while their father -- home from Iwo Jima -- smokes a corn cob on the porch |
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May 27, 2020 10:20
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cda posted:Your cache must be old
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May 27, 2020 11:36
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I was laughed off the hot knife courts today for bringing putty knifes! |
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May 27, 2020 11:46
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cda posted:Your cache must be old 
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TIL fiona apple invented hot knife
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