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numberoneposter posted:if you cuddle enough a baby happens if i get trash bags and cover all of my body with them, can I cuddle after that.
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That's how you make a garbage baby
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May 29, 2020 23:21
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Colonel Cancer posted:That's how you make a garbage baby But my parents told me I was a special present from heaven....
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May 29, 2020 23:22
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be wary of a cuddle puddle...
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May 29, 2020 23:27
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*covers self in porch broth*
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May 29, 2020 23:34
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*is porch broth*
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May 29, 2020 23:35
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I'm built like a stallion. I weigh 2,000 pounds
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May 29, 2020 23:37
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Oscar Wild posted:I'm built like a stallion. I weigh 2,000 pounds Finally someone with whom I can act out my intimate desires of being a cartage agent for a major international delivery company deciding on the best route for my driver to drop off this baby humpback whale at the aquarium.
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May 29, 2020 23:40
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I can only maintain an erection if my partner roleplays as a rollercoaster from Cedar Point
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May 29, 2020 23:43
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Literally A Person posted:Finally someone with whom I can act out my intimate desires of being a cartage agent for a major international delivery company deciding on the best route for my driver to drop off this baby humpback whale at the aquarium. gently caress yeah just act out the whole plot to Star Trek 4. 
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May 29, 2020 23:44
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:gently caress yeah just act out the whole plot to Star Trek 4. Star Treck 4: Spock gets wet
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May 29, 2020 23:48
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:gently caress yeah just act out the whole plot to Star Trek 4. I cum like a phaser set on kill anytime someone says Nuclear Wessles.
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May 29, 2020 23:51
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Who What Now posted:I can only maintain an erection if my partner roleplays as a rollercoaster from Cedar Point Hey bby I'm GateKeeper and I'm looking for naughty girls and boys to ride my loops.
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May 30, 2020 00:32
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Here she is guys, the blind prostitute I hired you gotta hand it to her
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May 30, 2020 00:44
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anybody want to try a vulcan mind meld (no gloves)
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May 30, 2020 01:41
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has anyone seen my detachable nipples? cash or sexual favor reward.
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May 30, 2020 02:02
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they look just like this, please. 
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May 30, 2020 02:04
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BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:they look just like this, please. my program is complete
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May 30, 2020 02:07
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I want to do a sex hello everyone
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May 30, 2020 02:15
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Sid Vicious posted:I want to do a sex hello everyone u say hello i say goodbye ( i finished )
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May 30, 2020 02:36
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wait don't go
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May 30, 2020 02:48
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Helicopter cock coming through the chatroom
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May 30, 2020 03:26
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Having sex but every time I thrust, there's a sad trombone and other assorted Looney Tunes sounds
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May 30, 2020 23:54
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Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:Having sex but every time I thrust, there's a sad trombone and other assorted Looney Tunes sounds cl 
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May 30, 2020 23:57
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I am willing to teach you all my super secret sex move, but I will need your consent in the form of a notarized contract signed by at least 2 witnesses
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May 31, 2020 00:04
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Sid Vicious posted:I am willing to teach you all my super secret sex move, but Sid Vicious posted:I will need your consent in the form of a notarized contract signed by at least 2 witnesses
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May 31, 2020 00:18
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Sid Vicious posted:I am willing to teach you all my super secret sex move, but I will need your consent in the form of a notarized contract signed by at least 2 witnesses I dont need witnesses, just some burly men as spotters for the heavy lift that is my pannus.
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May 31, 2020 00:22
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gary oldmans diary posted:thats it isnt it. thats what the sex move is N-no...
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May 31, 2020 00:35
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I put on my ribs and notary hat (tbh very ready for both quite frankly)
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May 31, 2020 01:39
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I take off my shirt and my cyborg breasts expand and erect.
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May 31, 2020 03:07
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I have very bad period farts which means I can't get pregnant so raw dog me like youre a sailor on leave.
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May 31, 2020 06:27
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Hey babe they used to call me "pussymaster" in the chatrooms i used to hang in (that was my handle)
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May 31, 2020 07:05
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well i'm spent and my seed ratio is ruined
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May 31, 2020 09:21
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Hello yes this is Everett Rockhard, sex coach Yes, thrust harder, you’re doing it, great job! And one, and two again, lift those hips Get that lingam energy, keep breathing, yes yes gooooood Hey lady stop checking your phone will ya, my guy’s trying real hard here! Oh you’re done? never mind sorry miss 25 pumps, great job! Listen next time we work on what I call the grandma/baseball strategy
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May 31, 2020 17:32
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Regular goon: do you have stairs in ur house?  Super goon: no Regular goon:  Super goon: I have a glass elevator BIOTCH! 
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username/post combo
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I've been thinking about that delicious sex bread all day
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