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my bad friend, just listening to a cool podcast about serial killers |
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pardon? *removes one earbud* oh yes it is a lovely day, for sure haha yes sorry i'm listening to binaural beats, you know, trying to trick my brain into a positive mindse- oh. okay have a nice day!
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Jun 10, 2020 00:38
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these are instructions i can not take them out i can not hear u my apologies
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Jun 10, 2020 00:45
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"WHAT??? ALL THE ASSHOLES ARE STARING AT US RIGHT NOW!!!" |
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Jun 10, 2020 02:26
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i am a space alien these are part of my body this is the only english i know, repeating in three two one, i am a space alien
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Jun 10, 2020 02:48
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"IF I TAKE OUT AN EARBUD TO SPEAK WITH YOU THE DEMONIC BEING I AM CONTAINING WITHIN MY OWN LIVING SKULL WILL THEN BE FREE TO ROAM YOUR PLANE"
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Jun 10, 2020 02:54
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upon noting communication, yank firmly upon the cable and yell "FINALLY I AM FREE!!!!!"
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Jun 10, 2020 03:01
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me, using a robotic voice: these r just my ears, officer
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Jun 10, 2020 11:36
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UUUAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!! *tear open shirt* |
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Jun 11, 2020 01:42
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You know how the salute used to be raising your hood or visor to be seen and handshake used to be showing you are unarmed I've often wondered if some day people will greet each other or show they are listening by doing a lil motion like pulling one earbud out even though earbuds have not existed for centuries and that will be the new salute or bow or whatever |
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Jun 11, 2020 01:49
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I'M!!!!!! WEEEEEOOOOAAAAARRRRGGGHHHHHH |
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Jun 11, 2020 02:04
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I see that you are talking to me despite the fact that it's obvious I am listening to my cool music. Please discontinue this activity so I may go back to enjoying my cool music. Thank you.
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Jun 11, 2020 04:16
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alnilam posted:You know how the salute used to be raising your hood or visor to be seen and handshake used to be showing you are unarmed I've often wondered if some day people will greet each other or show they are listening by doing a lil motion like pulling one earbud out even though earbuds have not existed for centuries and that will be the new salute or bow or whatever hell yes, speculating about future gestures is rad like in neal stephenson's "seveneves", there's a bit about how these future space cultures have different salutes based on how their cultural matriarchs raised their space visor when interacting with each other. it's a great lil bit of the book biosterous fucked around with this message at 20:01 on Jun 11, 2020
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Jun 11, 2020 05:11
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them: please listen, nut nut: NA NA NA GASOOOOLIIIINA, HUMANUMA GASOLIIIIINA
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Jun 11, 2020 11:24
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biosterous posted:hell yes, speculating about future gestures is rad Seveneves was dope, I would have read another 500 pages of future nonsense. I'm a bit of a Stephenson fanboy but the man can't write an ending to save his life. HP: as LAP reported, this is literally the most obnoxious poo poo in the world and I swear the next person who talks to me whilst I'm wearing earbuds is going to catch some hands, seriously, I'm not trying to talk to you.
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Jun 11, 2020 11:33
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any comebacks for when you can't hear what was said and then you take out the earbud and than the person just laughs when you say pardon
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Jun 11, 2020 14:20
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*takes one out* oh? ah? sor *puts it back in* ry *takes it back out* got me earbuds in? whats the update???
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Jun 11, 2020 15:28
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Heather Papps posted:any comebacks for when you can't hear what was said and then you take out the earbud and than the person just laughs when you say pardon The only answer for that is fisticuffs. Either that or you do that thing you used to do when you were like ten and imitate their laughing while making a sour face. https://giant.gfycat.com/SizzlingThickIbis.mp4 |
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Jun 11, 2020 15:28
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say again? stupid?
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Jun 11, 2020 15:28
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Heather Papps posted:any comebacks for when you can't hear what was said and then you take out the earbud and than the person just laughs when you say pardon the key here is to keep the buds in until your assailant stops moving their lips. maintain eye contact. have patience. this can take ages. once they cease their unlawful communique, you can pull out a bud and say "pardon?". your assailant will probably be momentarily miffed at having to repeat that whole cool story they told you. maybe next time they'll pick up on your social signal, but even if they don't you have won a small victory today in terms of frustration
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Jun 11, 2020 16:26
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rear end-penny posted:Seveneves was dope, I would have read another 500 pages of future nonsense. I'm a bit of a Stephenson fanboy but the man can't write an ending to save his life. same and same and same!! the few he's written with other people tend to have much stronger endings imo.
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Jun 11, 2020 20:00
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*humming the song i'm listening to, slowly moving closer and humming louder so you'll ask me about it*
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Jun 11, 2020 21:06
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alnilam posted:You know how the salute used to be raising your hood or visor to be seen and handshake used to be showing you are unarmed I've often wondered if some day people will greet each other or show they are listening by doing a lil motion like pulling one earbud out even though earbuds have not existed for centuries and that will be the new salute or bow or whatever lol on one hand this sounds strangely possible and I applaud your cleverness, on the other hand if this happened it would definitely one of those "shaking your fist at those drat kids" situations.
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Jun 12, 2020 00:16
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is there a greater rage than that of having your earbuds ripped out by a passing doorknob?
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Jun 12, 2020 00:33
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nut posted:is there a greater rage than that of having your earbuds ripped out by a passing doorknob? only realizing you've cut the cable while using a hedge trimmer, i think?
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Jun 12, 2020 00:36
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nut posted:is there a greater rage than that of having your earbuds ripped out by a passing doorknob? how about finding them in a pants pocket as you pull them out of the dryer
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Jun 12, 2020 01:23
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vanisher posted:how about finding them in a pants pocket as you pull them out of the dryer my knuckle tattoo: curly 4 life |
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Jun 12, 2020 01:28
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“These are the only things keeping my brain in place.” Then take one out and have a fake seizure. |
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Jun 12, 2020 01:44
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Or a real seizure if you’re epileptic, IDK |
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Jun 12, 2020 01:44
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biosterous posted:same and same and same!! the few he's written with other people tend to have much stronger endings imo. Totally. DODO and Mongoliad had much better endings. Lmao Seveneves was just like "ok I decided to stop writing now." I felt that post about catching your cord on a doorknob in my soul. |
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Jun 12, 2020 01:54
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(seizing for real, really owning the idiot who tried to talk to you while you wore your earbuds)
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Jun 12, 2020 02:19
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don't say anything just get one of those dog vests that says "NERVOUS" across your chest/back
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Jun 12, 2020 02:21
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"have you heard the word of our lord and savior Jesus Chroist??"
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Jun 12, 2020 02:24
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I'd say, "Hey, can you keep it down, I'm watching Air Bud" |
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Jun 12, 2020 02:25
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Literally A Person posted:"have you heard the word of our lord and savior Jesus Chroist??" |
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Jun 12, 2020 02:37
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Me: "Oh sorry. I didn't see you there." Them: "Wait. What?" |
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Jun 12, 2020 17:29
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here's a cool phrase you can use, even if you've never skated in your life: oh sorry, can you repeat that? I was too busy doing a kickflip and listening to Papa roach
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Jun 12, 2020 17:47
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nut posted:is there a greater rage than that of having your earbuds ripped out by a passing doorknob? having them yanked out by someone who gets TOO CLOSE on public transit 
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Jun 12, 2020 18:06
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biosterous posted:having them yanked out by someone who gets TOO CLOSE on public transit Worse, it's only one and it's partially out so to the outside observer you're just some weird twitchy person who can't stop playing with their ear for some reason. https://giant.gfycat.com/SizzlingThickIbis.mp4 |
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Jun 12, 2020 18:07
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today on the way to a post office a man walking the other way in a shirt that said "facebook" on it did the best favourite thing. he raised his hand slightly and nodded. i was so happy that after i returned the nod i said hello in a cheery voice and strolled on my way.
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