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Biking a dark desert highway With Cool Whip in my hair The smell of that icing Rising up through the air Up ahead in the distance I saw another tub My head grew sticky and I started to drip I needed some more The Mighty Moltres fucked around with this message at 06:33 on Jun 12, 2020 |
# ? Jun 12, 2020 06:29 |
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# ? May 4, 2024 21:33 |
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There it was on the avenue A delicious treat And I was thinking to myself Oh man, this will be neat Then I pulled off its lid And I slathered it on There were voices coming from around Saying "Ride on, ride on, ride on" |
# ? Jun 12, 2020 06:37 |
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I don't want your lonely workouts with a bike in an empty room all I wants the friends you promised In an app that isn't Zoom But you think I should be happy spending money on your name and hide myself in sorrow while I fight this covid gain silver, bronze and golden medals cannot increase this heart rate of mine and I dare not say tomorrow is when I'll login on time I can't buy my health with money when the classes are online silver bronze and golden medals cannot increase this heart rate of mine |
# ? Jun 12, 2020 07:42 |
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iiiiiii wanna rock and roll all niiiiight and part of every day
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# ? Jun 12, 2020 12:15 |
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*on the rowing machine* Du Du hast Du hast mich Du Du hast Du hast mich Du Du hast Du hast mich Du hast mich trainiert Du hast mich trainiert Und ich hab nichts geschafft JA JA NEIN NEIN gently caress
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# ? Jun 12, 2020 13:46 |
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every morning i wake up and slap the play button and start to sing along while doing pushups and shadowboxing "i smile try fear filth sex zebu ark mime nice!" *singing descends into mumbling quietly along for a minute until* "HERE COMES THE SOOOOOOOON!" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StZcUAPRRac
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# ? Jun 12, 2020 14:47 |
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nut posted:iiiiiii wanna rock and roll all niiiiight lol
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# ? Jun 12, 2020 17:08 |
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I DID IT ALL FOR THE COOKIE (c'mon) THE COOKIE (c'mon) SO YOU CAN TAKE THAT...uh...cookie??? https://giant.gfycat.com/SizzlingThickIbis.mp4 |
# ? Jun 12, 2020 17:19 |
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suckin' on chili dog outside the Tastee Freez Diane sittin' on Claven's lap got his hands between her knees Cliff he says: "hey Diane, let's run off behind a shady tree let's think about thos beans for a while before Sammy sees"
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# ? Jun 12, 2020 18:27 |
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Well I'm rather up there on the scale, you see When I look at it I really think it lies to me And I always fill my bones You know they're not that small The work out mags say I've got The biggest bones of all [Chorus] I've got big bones I've got big bones They're such big bones And they're dirty big bones And he's got big bones And she's got big bones (But we've got the biggest bones of them all) |
# ? Jun 12, 2020 18:44 |
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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:Well I'm rather up there on the scale, you see That’s a milk-drinkin song right there |
# ? Jun 12, 2020 21:19 |
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*on the stair-machine wearing my lucky purple leg warmers* It was a cool (cool) cool summer Something somehting here on my own https://giant.gfycat.com/SizzlingThickIbis.mp4 |
# ? Jun 13, 2020 05:20 |
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# ? May 4, 2024 21:33 |
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while running on a treadmill sweating profusely “We are never never never gonna wear our sweaters”
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# ? Jun 13, 2020 12:23 |