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The Mighty Moltres

Come! We must fly!


Biking a dark desert highway
With Cool Whip in my hair
The smell of that icing
Rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance
I saw another tub
My head grew sticky and I started to drip
I needed some more

The Mighty Moltres fucked around with this message at 06:33 on Jun 12, 2020

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The Mighty Moltres

Come! We must fly!


There it was on the avenue
A delicious treat
And I was thinking to myself
Oh man, this will be neat
Then I pulled off its lid
And I slathered it on
There were voices coming from around
Saying "Ride on, ride on, ride on"

City of Glompton

I don't want your lonely workouts
with a bike in an empty room
all I wants the friends you promised
In an app that isn't Zoom

But you think I should be happy
spending money on your name
and hide myself in sorrow
while I fight this covid gain

silver, bronze and golden medals
cannot increase this heart rate of mine
and I dare not say tomorrow
is when I'll login on time

I can't buy my health with money
when the classes are online
silver bronze and golden medals
cannot increase this heart rate of mine

nut

iiiiiii wanna rock and roll all niiiiight
and part of every day

Goons Are Gifts

*on the rowing machine*
Du
Du hast
Du hast mich
Du
Du hast
Du hast mich

Du
Du hast
Du hast mich
Du hast mich trainiert
Du hast mich trainiert
Und ich hab nichts geschafft

JA
JA
NEIN
NEIN

gently caress


Heather Papps

hello friend


every morning i wake up and slap the play button and start to sing along while doing pushups and shadowboxing

"i
smile
try
fear
filth
sex
zebu
ark
mime
nice!"

*singing descends into mumbling quietly along for a minute until*

"HERE COMES THE SOOOOOOOON!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StZcUAPRRac



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

nut posted:

iiiiiii wanna rock and roll all niiiiight
and part of every day

lol





spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot

Literally A Person

Smugworth Wuz Here
I DID IT ALL FOR THE COOKIE
(c'mon)
THE COOKIE
(c'mon)
SO YOU CAN TAKE THAT...uh...cookie???

https://giant.gfycat.com/SizzlingThickIbis.mp4
THIS SHOWSTOPPING SIGGY MADE BY MASTER SIGSMITH vanisher

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
suckin' on chili dog outside the Tastee Freez
Diane sittin' on Claven's lap
got his hands between her knees
Cliff he says:
"hey Diane, let's run off behind a shady tree
let's think about thos beans for a while
before Sammy sees"





spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Well I'm rather up there on the scale, you see
When I look at it I really think it lies to me
And I always fill my bones
You know they're not that small
The work out mags say I've got
The biggest bones of all

[Chorus]
I've got big bones
I've got big bones
They're such big bones
And they're dirty big bones
And he's got big bones
And she's got big bones
(But we've got the biggest bones of them all)

The Mighty Moltres

Come! We must fly!


Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

Well I'm rather up there on the scale, you see
When I look at it I really think it lies to me
And I always fill my bones
You know they're not that small
The work out mags say I've got
The biggest bones of all

[Chorus]
I've got big bones
I've got big bones
They're such big bones
And they're dirty big bones
And he's got big bones
And she's got big bones
(But we've got the biggest bones of them all)

That’s a milk-drinkin song right there

Literally A Person

Smugworth Wuz Here
*on the stair-machine wearing my lucky purple leg warmers*

It was a cool
(cool)
cool summer
Something somehting
here on my own

https://giant.gfycat.com/SizzlingThickIbis.mp4
THIS SHOWSTOPPING SIGGY MADE BY MASTER SIGSMITH vanisher

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nut

while running on a treadmill sweating profusely

“We are never never never

gonna wear our sweaters”

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