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Jun 15, 2020 16:20
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The ability to pee in a urinal. |
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Jun 16, 2020 14:03
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:The ability to pee in a urinal. 
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Jun 16, 2020 15:01
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Having the ability to become a tree whenever I want. For those days when I'm just like, "gently caress everything" and I need to just tree for an hour or two.
https://giant.gfycat.com/SizzlingThickIbis.mp4 |
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Jun 16, 2020 15:31
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Literally A Person posted:Having the ability to become a tree whenever I want. For those days when I'm just like, "gently caress everything" and I need to just tree for an hour or two. But then you really open yourself to "Make like a tree and leaf!" takedowns. |
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Jun 16, 2020 15:55
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biosterous posted:the power to make friends over the internet Congratulations, power achieved!
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Jun 16, 2020 15:55
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doing sex with hot girls |
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Jun 16, 2020 23:17
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the best hugs ever
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Jun 16, 2020 23:57
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Heather Papps posted:the best hugs ever OOOoooooooo. That's a good one. https://giant.gfycat.com/SizzlingThickIbis.mp4 |
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Jun 17, 2020 00:22
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Sight beyond sight. |
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Jun 17, 2020 15:30
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Do you think if the human torch or whichever shoots fire from hands having superhero held a fistful of mesquite or pecan wood chips he could use his power to make tasty bbq? Because that would be a pretty rad power to have. |
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Jun 17, 2020 16:08
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Finger Prince posted:Do you think if the human torch or whichever shoots fire from hands having superhero held a fistful of mesquite or pecan wood chips he could use his power to make tasty bbq? Because that would be a pretty rad power to have. The type of wood used actually depends on which orifice the flames come from
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Jun 17, 2020 16:12
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Stooge posted:The type of wood used actually depends on which orifice the flames come from What wood does the butt take
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Jun 19, 2020 00:17
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my college nickname was Stuporman 
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Jun 19, 2020 00:50
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jpeg posted:What wood does the butt take *sean connery voice* ash |
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Jun 19, 2020 01:17
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Critical posted:*sean connery voice* ash 
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Jun 19, 2020 03:59
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Curiously bad optimism (only sometimes) Edit |
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Jun 20, 2020 10:52
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| The power to complete chores by thinking about doing them | |
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Jun 20, 2020 16:01
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the ability to win arguments by farting
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Jun 20, 2020 16:26
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The ability to deep fry foodstuffs using only the power of your mind, and there's no mess or frying oil to deal with. |
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Jun 20, 2020 21:34
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Finger Prince posted:The ability to deep fry foodstuffs using only the power of your mind, and there's no mess or frying oil to deal with. Are the fries greasy afterward? https://giant.gfycat.com/SizzlingThickIbis.mp4 |
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Jun 21, 2020 15:46
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Literally A Person posted:Are the fries greasy afterward? As greasy as your mind wants to make them. |
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Jun 21, 2020 16:01
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Finger Prince posted:As greasy as your mind wants to make them. Seasoning? https://giant.gfycat.com/SizzlingThickIbis.mp4 |
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Jun 21, 2020 16:29
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The Mighty Moltres posted:Superpower: Heat the can up so much that it becomes open-able and heats the contents up too so that they become delicious. Only if I can perfectly spice food by thinking about it mmmm more salt and basil little bit of cumin |
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Jun 21, 2020 17:17
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:The ability to pee in a urinal. you can already pee in a urinal, it just might also go elsewhere do it and see coward!! |
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Jun 21, 2020 17:18
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Literally A Person posted:Seasoning? holy poo poo i didn't even get to page 2 and u fuckin beat me too it |
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Jun 21, 2020 17:19
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alexandriao posted:holy poo poo i didn't even get to page 2 and u fuckin beat me too it I am like a ninja in teh night. 
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Jun 21, 2020 17:26
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Literally A Person posted:Seasoning? You gotta season yourself. Your mind just takes care of the deep frying part. What you put on the food or in the batter is up to you, but you still gotta do it. |
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Jun 22, 2020 00:33
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