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You have become a DOCTOR Discard all cash, take two loans All players landing on a square with a first aid symbol must describe an inappropriate thing they have put in their butt and pay you 10,000 dollars. |
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Your salary is $100 000 Lose all empathy for other players Describe how massive your taxes are when the $30000 player hits payday |
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Jun 14, 2020 00:11
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your novel was a sensation! spend the rest of the game attempting to recapture lightning in a bottle.
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Jun 14, 2020 00:13
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STOP Tea Time. Place down your cards. Boil the kettle. Make a pot and place out shortbread and scones (toast and butter some muffin splits if you didn't make any scones) Discuss that time everyone climbed a mountain together and your favourite books. Tell your special person how sexy they look in their new jeans. Crack some brews. Impromptu BBQ when you realize it's getting dark. Sing together. If you step on the little plastic building on the way to bed, don't worry about it. It doesn't matter and the sun will still rise tomorrow. It never mattered and it never will. |
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Jun 14, 2020 00:48
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Heather Papps posted:your novel was a sensation! |
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Jun 14, 2020 01:17
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Jaguars! posted:Your salary is $100 000 I have had this conversation, except the high end salary was even higher, and the low end pay was even lower. Yes, I was (am) the poor one.
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Jun 14, 2020 12:04
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Twenty Four posted:Yes, I was (am) the poor one. Eh. There are some people complaining our taxes are too low. A bunch of the SA doctors were actively pro Bernie. I got kicked out of that group for my previous posting history regarding taking a bunch of drugs and also trolling about money to be honest. I blame a US/Canadian divide as comes to tolerance for outstepping social norms rather than actual classicism since I get along fine with other doctors in person? Bright Bart fucked around with this message at 12:31 on Jun 14, 2020 |
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Jun 14, 2020 12:24
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Bright Bart posted:Eh. There are some people complaining our taxes are too low. A bunch of the SA doctors were actively pro Bernie. I'm, not doing politics stuff in byob, its against byob rules, i just thought it was funny that i had that exact conversation with a good friend of mine.
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Jun 14, 2020 12:33
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Apparently Niagara region mayors are pretty  to get ducks in ponds and flip-flops on decks and that's as politically correct as I'll be before going night night.
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Jun 14, 2020 12:38
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Do you know what thread/forum you are in friend? lol anyhow, CONTENT! Your Game of Life car breaks down and the roadside mechanic asks for more then an arm and a leg. Lose one child / spouse.
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Jun 14, 2020 12:45
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Someone touched the thermostat! Lose a turn each round until someone fesses up! |
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Jun 14, 2020 13:07
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:Someone touched the thermostat! Lose a turn each round until someone fesses up! lol
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Jun 14, 2020 13:22
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Twenty Four posted:I'm, not doing politics stuff in byob, its against byob rules, i just thought it was funny that i had that exact conversation with a good friend of mine. That was the exactly right call. 
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Jun 14, 2020 13:42
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children graduate from college: gain $40K a year in income adult children move back into your home: buy second home for wife because she's NOT CLEANING UP AFTER THOSE PEOPLE ANYMORE pay $500K
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Jun 14, 2020 18:21
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FluffieDuckie posted:children graduate from college: gain $40K a year in income Is this you? https://www.cnn.com/2020/06/14/uk/waitrose-eggs-hatched-gbr-intl-scli/index.html https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Jun 14, 2020 18:28
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You did the wrong voice for Mr. Bear so your 4 year old threw a rock through your TV, lose $3,000. |
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Jun 14, 2020 19:05
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Lose healthcare! Remove funnybone, because it's YOUR turn to operate! |
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Jun 14, 2020 19:28
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FluffieDuckie posted:children graduate from college: gain $40K a year in income |
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Jun 14, 2020 19:51
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FluffieDuckie posted:children graduate from college: gain $40K a year in income
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Jun 14, 2020 21:38
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Put on a red sweater and khakis. You are now Jake from State Farm. |
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Jun 14, 2020 22:28
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you accidentally said a racial slur, spin the wheel 1-5 lose a turn while you apologize 6-10 lose 3 turns while you double down
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Jun 14, 2020 23:09
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Your time machine has been completed! Gain $1000 from smart stock market trades and each player loses family members at random from the butterfly effect
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Jun 14, 2020 23:15
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Yinlock posted:Your time machine has been completed! Gain $1000 from smart stock market trades and each player loses family members at random from the butterfly effect lmbo
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Jun 14, 2020 23:25
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You accepted a job with Uber to make some money on the weekends, but did not realize that income was not taxed. The IRS is penalizing you 10 percent of your weekend earnings over the past year. -100 dollars. |
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Jun 15, 2020 06:47
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Your coworker discovered your dank meme account and shared it with your boss. Roll a 1-3 for a write up about misconduct Roll a 4-6 for the boss to think you are funny and write up the snitch for being an imbecile |
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