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so the classic "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" and "ARGGGGGGGGGGG" varietals are old hat this year i'm thinking of busting out a "WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMPPPPPPPPPPPPPP" any experienced cryers with tips on flair or screamcraft? i'm always willing to bend my ear to an old yeller. e:CHARLES DO NOT POST IN THIS THREAD YOU WILL NOT BEAT ME THIS YEAR. |
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i like to dress up like a town crier and go to neighbouring villages and just whisper everything to breed mistrust among their ranks in hopes my village will ultimately come to conquer theirs
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Jun 22, 2020 21:32
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Heather Papps posted:any experienced cryers with tips on flair or screamcraft? I think a good "WOOOOOOOOOO" would get people going, and if you're making an announcement about Space Mountain as well, that would probably be some kind of combo multiplier. |
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Jun 22, 2020 21:58
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WAPBTPBTPBTPBTHH
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Jun 23, 2020 00:16
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ALL THE PLAGUE VICTIMS SAY
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Jun 23, 2020 00:30
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You gotta do it from the diaphragm. And you gotta do it like you mean it, like your life is literally at stake **reveals caged, rabid starving dogs from hidden cages you didn't see until just now** dig down deep and tap into those fight or flight, primal-adrenaline charged screams **gets ready to release the levers which are sure to release the starving, savage beasts** One, two... **pulls lever** You run, releasing a primal scream, from the diaphragm- from your ancestors, those fortunate enough to pass on their genes through the generations; giving you the burst of speed to run, RUN- faster than you have ever run, and release a scream that you have never once before ever released. You run and look back, and see the lever that I pulled did not release the cages, as your primal fears suspected. Instead, they released cans of dog food into their respective food bowls, satisfying the dogs hunger. You were never in any danger. You DID however scream like a howler monkey passing a kidney stone... |
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Jun 23, 2020 00:43
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I find "waa, waa, waa" is the most common sound I make whilst crying maybe think about embarrassing thing you did 15 years ago, and channel thoughts of embarrassing thing you did 15 years ago, to enhance your cry
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Jun 23, 2020 08:39
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Bwaaaa- a-a-a-afp is a good one
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Jun 23, 2020 12:40
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I majored in "Hear ye".
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Jun 23, 2020 16:02
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i failed that course, i kept saying "HERE, YEEET"
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Jun 23, 2020 16:08
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I think we're all overlooking the obvious here. It should be "TOOOOOOOOOWWWWWNNNNN" |
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Jun 23, 2020 16:12
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google THIS posted:I think we're all overlooking the obvious here. It should be "TOOOOOOOOOWWWWWNNNNN"
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Jun 23, 2020 16:14
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Whistle through your teeth OP |
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Jun 23, 2020 19:03
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the cut onion trick works really well, but be warned, if they catch you "onioning" you're gonna get blacklisted
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Jun 23, 2020 19:26
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I think the most tragically underused cry is the "AHOOOOOGA AHOOOOOGA." It's a tough sell but, let me tell you, you belt it out with all your heart and you'll have the whole village giving you a standing applause.
https://giant.gfycat.com/SizzlingThickIbis.mp4 |
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Jun 23, 2020 20:14
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Spweeeeeeeeee
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Jun 23, 2020 20:53
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qwU1LQZA5g
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Jun 23, 2020 20:53
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every half hour yell out the time plus “AND ALL’S WELL” this makes everyone in the town feel secure
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Jun 24, 2020 03:30
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i've learned to streamline my crying by just hollering "poo poo SUCKS" over and over |
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Jun 24, 2020 06:05
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google THIS posted:I think we're all overlooking the obvious here. It should be "TOOOOOOOOOWWWWWNNNNN" clammy posted:i've learned to streamline my crying by just hollering "poo poo SUCKS" over and over TOWN THE poo poo SUCKS TOOOOOOOOOOWN THE SHIIIIIIIIIT SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKS not a bad yell
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Jun 25, 2020 01:19
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i'm more of a hamlet hollerer myself |
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Jun 25, 2020 04:19
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I cry a lot. My crying resume' is top fuckin tier. I went to an ivy league crying school. Mastered in wailing. Doctorate in screaming. Thesis statement on how best to in order for people to bring out your dead. Got a loving bell I can wave around too. None of you motherfuckers got your own bells. clammy posted:i've learned to streamline my crying by just hollering "poo poo SUCKS" over and over Oh gently caress, it's poo poo sucks guy. I'm totally hosed. |
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Jun 25, 2020 07:00
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i-im leasing a bell...
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Jun 25, 2020 11:19
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My dad taught me never to cry growing up, not because of any outmoded view of masculinity but because it could get us in big trouble with the Cryer's Union. |
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Jun 25, 2020 14:32
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went to the local hollerers hall to practice and THE PLACE WAS PACKED competitions gonna be stiff this year
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Weeping. Curled in a ball in the corner of my home. Screeching. Yet sensei says I have yet to earn the yellow belt.
https://giant.gfycat.com/SizzlingThickIbis.mp4 |
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