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Gorb mungo yobbers ITT: post short poems Keep me from my work
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Sitting at my desk Can't post on this computer The whole place is a big fart
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Jun 23, 2020 13:58
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I ate a bagel It had everything on it Munchies still persist
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Jun 23, 2020 13:58
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Goatse stretched so wide How tf you do that man Gaping item pouch?
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Jun 23, 2020 14:01
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can i post other ppls haikus. |
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Jun 23, 2020 15:34
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actually, your not my mom, so i willKobayashi Issa posted:hey mice |
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Jun 23, 2020 15:39
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Kobayashi Issa posted:the departing goose Kobayashi Issa posted:nightingale-- if he was alive today hed be an A-level shitposter |
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Jun 23, 2020 15:43
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post whatever you want there's no rules just pls stick To 5 7 5 form Or whatever I'm not the boss lol
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Jun 23, 2020 15:44
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I will post right now A Haiku with no context ButtTheShitmanFart
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Jun 23, 2020 15:57
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A sudden big fart I let a little out... Gasp! Suddenly wet pants
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Jun 23, 2020 16:03
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Goons Are Great posted:I will post right now aaah you beat me to it but mine was ButtTheShitmanFart ButtTheShitmanFart is cool ButtTheShitmanFart |
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Jun 23, 2020 18:30
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but real haiku need seasonal words like Midsummer doldrums The humid air oppresses ButtTheShitmanFart |
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Jun 23, 2020 18:33
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Summer has arrived The sun makes my seatbelt hot ButtTheShitmanFart
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Jun 23, 2020 18:37
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It's the day he posts Our savior, role model It's the great buttthe I ran out of space there
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Jun 23, 2020 22:58
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Kitty on my desk My desk is cluttered with stuff Not anymore lol https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Jun 23, 2020 23:44
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Jun 24, 2020 01:03
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oliwan posted:how many syllables is 'lmao'? 4 https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Jun 24, 2020 01:16
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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:Kitty on my desk I'm prolly dumb for doing it but I pronounce "lol" as lol rhymes with doll, not "el oh el" which is why I counted "lol" as one syllable, and not 3. https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Jun 24, 2020 01:19
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a really big rear end a rear end so big I cannot tell the rear end from me
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Jun 24, 2020 01:33
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alexandriao posted:if he was alive today hed be an A-level shitposter these are very good good to read or think about good poems thank you
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Jun 24, 2020 01:34
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a really huge rear end I didn’t even notice that I live in it
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Jun 24, 2020 01:40
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these haikus bring joy my frown has turned upside down great posts, everyone.
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Jun 24, 2020 01:40
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Steel Reserve, so kind had a headache earlier i can't feel my face |
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Jun 24, 2020 01:43
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summer drinking time trashed crew slamming lovely beer old style does the job
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Jun 24, 2020 05:07
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i dont know what this thread is about but i will still post up in here |
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Jun 24, 2020 05:57
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poo poo, the hour's late But, man, I feel the urge to Fart around carefree frump truck fucked around with this message at 06:03 on Jun 24, 2020 |
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Jun 24, 2020 05:59
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i just want to post i will not ever log off like share and subscribe
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Jun 24, 2020 08:05
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how much syllables is lmao really? a poster said four |
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Jun 24, 2020 19:26
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L M A O, hmm.. laugh my really huge rear end off I would've guessed five
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Jun 24, 2020 19:57
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some people wonder does slam dunk really exist when he's not online |
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Jun 24, 2020 20:26
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Never stop posting Until death comes for us all Then post as a ghost. |
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Jun 24, 2020 20:29
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how many posts can a ghost poster post if the poster is a ghost |
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Jun 24, 2020 20:36
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a form is defined disciples scatter away manifest new forms
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