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Wormskull posted:I said that this was a guy from the Duke thread but I just remembered specifically this was the guy who was dying of a terminal extreme like blood disease type illness and his dying wish was to play Duke Nukem Forever and he was devastated when it sucked rear end. Nice he's still alive. Considering his last post in the Thread is proudly saying Duke's Bros Forever, its more likely he got tired of the poo poo and moved. Life's too short, and he knows it.
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Faking terminal illness so you can quietly slip away from your embarrassing fandom ftw.
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American McGay posted:Faking terminal illness so you can quietly slip away from your embarrassing fandom ftw. What if Duke Nukem was around during the coronavirus pandemic. I think it would go a little something like this
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Apr 20, 2021 04:48
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They should goive Duke Nukem the sad dad God of War treatment, and make him gay too.
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Apr 20, 2021 04:50
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Knuc U Kinte posted:They should goive Duke Nukem the sad dad God of War treatment, and make him gay too. Those alien bastards are gonna pay for killing my wife.
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Apr 20, 2021 04:52
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Knuc U Kinte posted:They should goive Duke Nukem the sad dad God of War treatment, and make him gay too. they already made him gay
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Apr 20, 2021 05:14
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well maybe bi, but im going to youtube theorise that the duke nukem toxic masculinity and sexist attitudes are driven by his internalised homophobia forcing him to act "manly" to prove his straightness. further more multiple posters were driven insane by duke nukem receiving a blowjob and coming in a mans mouth
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Apr 20, 2021 05:17
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trying to jack off posted:well maybe bi, but im going to youtube theorise that the duke nukem toxic masculinity and sexist attitudes are driven by his internalised homophobia forcing him to act "manly" to prove his straightness. further more multiple posters were driven insane by duke nukem receiving a blowjob and coming in a mans mouth It would make an awesome game to reflect on that.
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Apr 20, 2021 05:18
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Duke's son, after successful top surgery: "Dad, this is who I am. This is who I was born to be." Duke, struggling with decades of using toxic masculinity to mask his true feelings: "Blow it out your rear end...son" The two finally embrace as father and son
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Apr 20, 2021 12:00
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herculon posted:Duke's son, after successful top surgery: "Dad, this is who I am. This is who I was born to be." Duke Nukem taking a poo poo in a gender neutral bathroom
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Apr 20, 2021 17:08
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Instead of going to the strip club Duke pays for an OnlyFans account.
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Apr 20, 2021 17:12
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Rainbow pin that says "I'm an equal opportunity rear end kicker."
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Apr 20, 2021 17:14
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Duke, sliding a beer to a man and winking: Your rear end is grass, and I've got the weed whacker.
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Apr 20, 2021 17:26
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Knuc U Kinte posted:They should goive Duke Nukem the sad dad God of War treatment, and make him gay too. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVWDVWVRudg
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Apr 20, 2021 17:54
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He made this post on my 7th birthday. I was camping, and my mom gave me a big tin of Pokemon cards and a Krillin action figure.
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Apr 20, 2021 21:05
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Uhh that's his reg date not the post date. Noob.
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Apr 20, 2021 21:07
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American McGay posted:Uhh that's his reg date not the post date. Noob. I have balls of fail
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Apr 20, 2021 21:10
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American McGay posted:Uhh that's his reg date not the post date. Noob. of course hes a noob hes only 7 give him a break happy birthday gamer
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elf help book posted:happy birthday gamer
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