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Waals Vander

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hello i have been posting for 2 days now and nobody has said that im the coolest cat around wondering what is up with that

if u dont think im cool just say so i have plenty of friends irl that think im cool so it doesnt matter what u think

also whats the deal with airplane food thats a joke from jerry seinfeld

tell more jokes in this thread this is a joke thread now bringing back the comedy

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Waals Vander

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you cant ban me i paid $10 to post

Waals Vander

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haha just another joke

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10 views and 4 replies im on fire

City of Glompton

i think your cool op you should :justpost: my ac unit can use all the help it can get


thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

Waals Vander

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ty i will post your ac unit pls link

Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


Waals Vander posted:

you cant ban me i paid $10 to post

:mods:


https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!


Barco Fiesta




a fantasy of olives
you dont have to be cool to post in byob

Heather Papps

hello friend


the real question is, do you think you are cool?



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

The X-man cometh
You might not be the coolest cat but you're cool enough for me, dog.

fartzilla

how disgusting
hi waals vander don't get me wrong i'm glad you're here but i wonder what it was about the cataclysmic garbage fire that erupted over the last few days that inspired you to buy an account and start posting

having said that, there is something pretty cool about sauntering fearlessly into the abyss, so you're ok in my book

Waals Vander

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fartzilla posted:

hi waals vander don't get me wrong i'm glad you're here but i wonder what it was about the cataclysmic garbage fire that erupted over the last few days that inspired you to buy an account and start posting

having said that, there is something pretty cool about sauntering fearlessly into the abyss, so you're ok in my book

hello i bought this account 10 years ago however the cataclysmic garbage fire is coronavirus quarantine thank you for posting

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Barco Fiesta posted:

you dont have to be cool to post in byob

yes you do

owlhawk911

come chill with me, in byob

Barco Fiesta posted:

you dont have to be cool to post in byob

Heather Papps posted:

the real question is, do you think you are cool?


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this sig a mf'n vanisher joint. gobbos by khanstant

RickRogers

Woh, is that a thing I like??
Being cool is pretty overrated imoo.
(The extra o is for honest, because honesty is something I am trying to teach my children)

Waals Vander

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all my kids are dead

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why has nobody told a joke. mods?

The Mighty Moltres

Come! We must fly!


Waals Vander posted:

if u dont think im cool just say so

Before you can be cool, you've gotta chill.

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The Mighty Moltres posted:

Before you can be cool, you've gotta chill.

thanks bro or girl bro i def came here to chill

Waals Vander

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posting from the ios app :agesilaus::captainpop::doit::rock::fsmug::dealwithit::dealwithit::dealwithit:

The Mighty Moltres

Come! We must fly!


Waals Vander posted:

thanks bro or girl bro i def came here to chill

Aye, just chill okay?

Goons Are Gifts

The real art is to really chill, not while, but through posting

-Siddhartha Gautama, a byob poster


The Mighty Moltres

Come! We must fly!


Goons Are Great posted:

The real art is to really chill, not while, but through posting

-Siddhartha Gautama, a byob poster

RickRogers

Woh, is that a thing I like??

Waals Vander posted:

all my kids are dead

Mine are illiterate, so yeah I can relate

Goons Are Gifts

Not entirely sure if those are dark jokes or just dark, so you guys might want to work on those.


cda

by Hand Knit

Waals Vander posted:

why has nobody told a joke. mods?

this sint a joke, its more of a premise, but i jkeep thinking about how people are supposed to wear masks so we dont kill each other with germs, and then i think about 'the mask," the movie and/or character played by comedian jim carrey..and also i think about otehr famous mask wearers like jason from friday the 13rh and hannibal lecter and casey jones (ninja tuerltes) and also all the ninja tutrles, and zorro, but mostly the mask, by jm carrey, and how wehn he puts on the mask he becomes a different wacky person. imn the movie he says "ssssssmokin'!" a lot, so maybe that could be part of this crazy premise some how.

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cda posted:

this sint a joke, its more of a premise, but i jkeep thinking about how people are supposed to wear masks so we dont kill each other with germs, and then i think about 'the mask," the movie and/or character played by comedian jim carrey..and also i think about otehr famous mask wearers like jason from friday the 13rh and hannibal lecter and casey jones (ninja tuerltes) and also all the ninja tutrles, and zorro, but mostly the mask, by jm carrey, and how wehn he puts on the mask he becomes a different wacky person. imn the movie he says "ssssssmokin'!" a lot, so maybe that could be part of this crazy premise some how.

now this is comedy

caleb
...rough day at the orifice.
I don't wanna, I don't think so
I don't wanna, I don't think so
[Chuck d]
Yeah, tell'em about it,
Hit'em where it hurts
Hey, kool thing, come here, sit down
There's something I go to ask you.

The Klowner

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Thinking about posting in this thread but I dunno if op is cool enough

The Klowner

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Gonna need to see a little more from you op before I judge your cool levels. A thread about ants for example. Maybe termites

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


yes

Barco Fiesta




a fantasy of olives

im not cool, but i am nice

Waals Vander

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not cool

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