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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Also I agree that it ain't happening, but the players will still get their money.

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Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

OB-GYN Kenobi posted:

Same.

more my style.
https://youtu.be/xYxQR5haqTs

2020 postponed till October :mad:

omg this is amazing thank you


also if you have netflix check out episode 1 of season 1 of Home Game.... its a miniseries about weird sports around the world.

Italy has an amazing game called Calcio Florentina (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calcio_Fiorentino)

its 27 vs 27 rugby with no rules and no pay. The only objective is to get the ball in the other teams net. You can punch and kick and choke and whatever. Breaking bones and tearing tendons and muscles is expected.

It comes from roman gladiators apparently

Wendigee fucked around with this message at 00:58 on Jun 29, 2020

Ez8
Aug 5, 2004
Forget that weak-rear end NFL booyah.
Marble runs are where its at.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wH6AuAZiDs

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

Mozi posted:

tom brady will defeat covid on the gridiron

Not in Tampa lol. Both because the team is horrible and also because COVID-19 is spiking here.

you broke my grill
Jul 11, 2019

https://twitter.com/adamschefter/status/1277389885012312064?s=21

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home

So much for the Stidham hype.

Macasaurus
Oct 12, 2012

lmao cam newton

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

Of all the reasons I am sad that there will be no NFL this year, I am saddest that I won't get to spend all season dunking on Pats fans while their team oozes into the dumpster where it belongs.

TeachesOfPeaches
Jan 25, 2019
Tom Brady will spend this season counting his money and lolling at all the young quarterbacks whose careers are derailed while in their prime

OB-GYN Kenobi
Dec 4, 2017

Wendigee posted:

omg this is amazing thank you


also if you have netflix check out episode 1 of season 1 of Home Game.... its a miniseries about weird sports around the world.

Italy has an amazing game called Calcio Florentina (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calcio_Fiorentino)

its 27 vs 27 rugby with no rules and no pay. The only objective is to get the ball in the other teams net. You can punch and kick and choke and whatever. Breaking bones and tearing tendons and muscles is expected.

It comes from roman gladiators apparently

NO! THANK YOU!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksJtH2CCCUY

You weren't kidding, these guys start off ready to punch. You did fail to mention the fancy pants, next time maybe lead with that.

Edit: Vice coverage with some good close up shots.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTPWcLmWvD0

OB-GYN Kenobi fucked around with this message at 07:49 on Jun 29, 2020

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Frank Frank posted:

Of all the reasons I am sad that there will be no NFL this year, I am saddest that I won't get to spend all season dunking on Pats fans while their team oozes into the dumpster where it belongs.

Nah, Cam Newton on the Pats will start getting all the roughing the QB flags he never got before. Flags everywhere. A field of yellow.

He'll get flags all the way to a Super Bowl win. It'll be the first Super Bowl where the winning team didn't gain a single yard, it will just all be flags, flags straight into the end zone.

gently caress the NFL.

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

nice at least if the pats win a ring this year itll be entertaining again

if theres a season lol

Shania Twain
Aug 25, 2008
Pats vs bucs SB will be awesome

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Shania Twain posted:

Pats vs bucs SB will be awesome

Bucs ain't getting anywhere near a SB with the corpse of Tom Brady taped to a popsicle stick and the corpse of Gronk.

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

LabyaMynora posted:

Bucs ain't getting anywhere near a SB with the corpse of Tom Brady taped to a popsicle stick and the corpse of Gronk.

i been hearing and reading this since my local teams had far fewer rings lmao

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Statutory Ape posted:

i been hearing and reading this since my local teams had far fewer rings lmao

Brady will be 43. Just no.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
when he kisses his son he absorbs life essence so really he can go out there and play like he's 30 years younger

Laslow
Jul 18, 2007

LabyaMynora posted:

Bucs ain't getting anywhere near a SB with the corpse of Tom Brady taped to a popsicle stick and the corpse of Gronk.
Brady didn’t have Mike Evans, Chris Godwin, OJ Howard, Cameron Brate AND the corpse of Gronk on the Pats. I could probably QB for the Bucs and get them to the divisional round at least.

you broke my grill
Jul 11, 2019

tom brady kissing his son in that documentary was weird yeah but goons going on and on and on about it is 10x weirder than that orgiinal act

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.
EA needs to make a Madden mod where all players can simultaneously play themselves.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

you broke my grill posted:

tom brady kissing his son in that documentary was weird yeah but goons going on and on and on about it is 10x weirder than that orgiinal act

it's a funny weird detail about a rich person. a touchstone of levity

you broke my grill
Jul 11, 2019

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost





Nick Foles is a Super Bowl MVP.

you broke my grill
Jul 11, 2019

Cam Newton would have been the Super Bowl MVP if Von Miller hadn't played



his mask inst covering his nose!

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
covid wouldnt have stopped the xfl

Ramrod Hotshot
May 30, 2003

The NFL will happen, and they will play all their games at Disney World

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Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




you broke my grill posted:

Cam Newton would have been the Super Bowl MVP if Von Miller hadn't played

That game was never even close! The Panthers looked limp the entire time.

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