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vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
first, assume a frictionless spherical trump in a vacuum

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vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
imagine four trumps standing on the edge of a cliff

time works the same way

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019



there appears to be only one trump in this image, but in reality there are three: fred christ trump the father, donald jesus trump the son, and the trumpy spirit, a strange miasma that lingers around long after the trumps have departed. many have pondered this mystery through the ages.

a Loving Dog
May 12, 2001

more like a Barking Dog, woof!
gas

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019


have you seen this viral picture? it looks like a touching moment, but don't be fooled by this edited photo! in reality, bringing two male trumps this close together would result in a fight. when one of the trumps is much larger than the other, his yowls and hisses may convince the smaller one to retreat, but when the trumps are of roughly equal size, both believe themselves to be the stronger one, and an explosion of claws and flying fur soon follows

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
I wish there were 100 trumps.

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

Weka posted:

I wish there were 100 trumps.

so do i, and so do all who live to see such trumps, but that is not for us to decide

all we have to decide is what to do with the trumps that are given to us

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005
1 trump is worse.
Trump was bad because he did things.
If Trump keept his stubby fat fingers to himself, everything would be pretty good.

It's like running a race he set up, but he kept on changing the rules until he screwed himself over.


2 trumps would just be trump-A contradicting and fighting trump-B.
Thus: The trumps would either cancel each other out,
Or they would actually do something meaningful out of spite.

Ramrod Hotshot
May 30, 2003

Ramrod Hotshot posted:

THERE ARE FOUR TRUMPS

Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010

My Trumps, my lovely lady lumps

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

mazzi Chart Czar posted:

1 trump is worse.
Trump was bad because he did things.
If Trump keept his stubby fat fingers to himself, everything would be pretty good.

It's like running a race he set up, but he kept on changing the rules until he screwed himself over.


2 trumps would just be trump-A contradicting and fighting trump-B.
Thus: The trumps would either cancel each other out,
Or they would actually do something meaningful out of spite.

Tweeting is doing a thing. Trump's tweeting bought joy to the hearts of millions. Ergo Trump was good because he did things.

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

twoday posted:

one trump two trump
Red trump blue trump

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019


check it out, it's trump city over here. trumps everywhere

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019


if he had ten divisions of men like this, the president could win the entire civil war in two weeks

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

The dialectical struggle of history has always, essentially, been a question of how to apply justice to matter. Take away matter and what remains is justice.
Trumpkake

NeatHeteroDude
Jan 15, 2017

Harvey Birdman
Oct 21, 2012

two trumps having sex
two trumps having sex
my stomach
my stomach
involuntarily retch

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
One, two Trumps kneel before you
That what I said now
Trumps, Trumps who adore you
Just go ahead now

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005

Weka posted:

Tweeting is doing a thing. Trump's tweeting bought joy to the hearts of millions. Ergo Trump was good because he did things.
Two Trump's means double the amount of tweets.
And the tweets would be Trump-A fighting Trump-B that means we end up with a net gain of Trump saying something exposes some stupid truth, or cancels himself out.

A: "Liberate Michigan. "
B: "Liberate New York."
A: "Don't support An tee fa"
B: "good people on both sides."

Bored Online
May 25, 2009

We don't need Rome telling us what to do.
trump
nothing wrong with me
trump
nothing wrong with me

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
Goon project: clone Trump. I feel like not only would he go along with it but maybe even help with funding.

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

mazzi Chart Czar posted:

Two Trump's means double the amount of tweets.
And the tweets would be Trump-A fighting Trump-B that means we end up with a net gain of Trump saying something exposes some stupid truth, or cancels himself out.

A: "Liberate Michigan. "
B: "Liberate New York."
A: "Don't support An tee fa"
B: "good people on both sides."
Two Trumps would definitely not just mean double the amount of tweets.

MaliciousBiz
Mar 28, 2010

I Pay to Poast on Internet
The more Trums the better. Just a huge tsunami of Trumos steamrolling over America to wash away it's sins is what is needed now.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
We need trump to finish what he started

The destruction of the white devil cursed empire

NeatHeteroDude
Jan 15, 2017

:razz:

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019


machine visions of an unlikely future. but something is odd about them

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
A portal to hell in new york is just a door.

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rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

Trump

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