Would you rather the world's smallest genitals or the world's largest?

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Manifisto

old friend posted:

"species is irrelevant"

I see u have your epitaph picked out already, nice

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Jul 7, 2020 23:35

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# ? May 12, 2024 16:02

Trying

I would feel fancier passing around the Worlds Most Microest Micropeen in its bespoke display case with attached magnification monocle whilst awaiting the desert course

# ? Jul 8, 2020 01:57

Escape From Noise

Peeing takes forever with micro peen

# ? Jul 8, 2020 07:46

Twenty Four

Android Blues posted:

lmao

# ? Jul 8, 2020 07:59

more falafel please: forums poster

my above average dong means I've had to restructure my entire pants/underwear situation in order to not have visible dribbles. this is the burden I must bear

thanks Saoshyant and nesamdoom for the sigs!

# ? Jul 9, 2020 09:16

Chrs

go with smallest I sit on my balls by accident sometimes as it is.

# ? Jul 9, 2020 13:23

Trying

Chrs posted:

go with smallest I sit on my balls by accident sometimes as it is.

But with the largest, everybody could sit on your balls

# ? Jul 9, 2020 13:41

Trying

An ocean of two giant balls

# ? Jul 9, 2020 13:42

alexandriao

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Peeing takes forever with micro peen

no bcos the time it takes the pee to escape the dick is less

# ? Jul 9, 2020 16:20

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

alexandriao posted:

no bcos the time it takes the pee to escape the dick is less

It's be like emptying a coke bottle out a pin hole though

Unless I'm missing something

# ? Jul 9, 2020 16:22

alexandriao

Chewbecca posted:

It's be like emptying a coke bottle out a pin hole though

Unless I'm missing something

the urethral opening doesn't have to be small, just the dick

# ? Jul 9, 2020 16:27

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

Yeah but it's proportional though isn't it

Unless your dick shaped like a goddamn trombone or something

# ? Jul 9, 2020 16:34

nut

would u rather the world's smallest urethra or the world's largest?

# ? Jul 9, 2020 16:36

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

Largest so I can park my car in it to reduce hail liability

# ? Jul 9, 2020 16:37

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Chewbecca posted:

Yeah but it's proportional though isn't it

Unless your dick shaped like a goddamn trombone or something

What if it isn't shaped like a trombone but it makes the same sound? Asking for a friend.

# ? Jul 9, 2020 16:40

nut

i guess if i had the world's biggest urethra i'd use it to connect two parts of land across a small body of water to achieve a deep sense of civic service i'd call it route 69 and u'd have to buy a transponder to use it but all the money would go into filling potholes and basic urethral maintenance

# ? Jul 9, 2020 16:44

verycute

my beanbag chair sized balls for my bros to take a load off and relax

# ? Jul 9, 2020 21:59

Trying

verycute posted:

my beanbag chair sized balls for my bros to take a load off and relax

somewhere to compose & contemplate after you charge your crystals

# ? Jul 9, 2020 22:28

wearing a lampshade

nut posted:

i guess if i had the world's biggest urethra i'd use it to connect two parts of land across a small body of water to achieve a deep sense of civic service i'd call it route 69 and u'd have to buy a transponder to use it but all the money would go into filling potholes and basic urethral maintenance

# ? Jul 9, 2020 23:30

Trying

some kind of small pants D

# ? Jul 9, 2020 23:43

Trying

oh but seriously I posted:

some kind of small pants D

eh, not great

# ? Jul 9, 2020 23:43

verycute

oh but seriously I posted:

somewhere to compose & contemplate after you charge your crystals

its a two-for-one cause my bros can recharge their crystals in my giant urethra

# ? Jul 10, 2020 00:28

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# ? May 12, 2024 16:02

Finger Prince

Android Blues posted:

cetacean slunge grotto

# ? Jul 10, 2020 03:03

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