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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:You can just buy bud light whoa when did the piss expert arrive?
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Pahilla the Hun posted:whoa when did the piss expert arrive? he was here all along u just had to turn off ur monitor 
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:You can just buy bud light Zing!
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Jul 16, 2020 03:25
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nut posted:he was here all along u just had to turn off ur monitor :nod:
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dont go out there its waiting for you stay inside for the love of boo hhsjsjzhshsjssjsjsjsanvhdudd
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Coral snakes vs milk snakes: Red touch black, safe for Jack. Red touches yellow, kills a fellow. Alternatively: if it's yellow you've got juice there fella, if it's brown you're in cider town |
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Jul 16, 2020 06:44
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caleb posted:Coral snakes vs milk snakes: Red touch black, safe for Jack. Red touches yellow, kills a fellow. But in Canada it's reversed... This is crucial - for in fact, everything in Canada is opposite, on account of it being the anti-America. Up is down, left is right, and cake is actually a worthwhile dessert, in Canada...
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Jul 16, 2020 21:34
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Thunder Moose posted:cake is actually a worthwhile dessert, in Canada... *splutters foppishly* |
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in canada the cake eats you also, watch out for yukon hos they be triflin
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Jul 16, 2020 22:11
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Pahilla the Hun posted:in canada the cake eats you You take that back rn!  
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Thunder Moose posted:You take that back rn! i love you i take it all back 
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS RIGHT INTO THE SLOT. ITS BEAR GRYLLS AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, BEAR. I TAKE EVERY GULP AND I DO EVERY GULP HARD. MAKIN GURGLING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME PISS SHOTS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY DRANK PISS TO SURVIVE. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JERKS. AND IVE TASTED ALL THE TYPES OF PISS AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SLURPING EM ALL NOISILY. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNING. THEN I PEE |
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Jul 17, 2020 18:08
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alexandriao posted:EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS RIGHT INTO THE SLOT. ITS BEAR GRYLLS AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, BEAR. I TAKE EVERY GULP AND I DO EVERY GULP HARD. MAKIN GURGLING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME PISS SHOTS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY DRANK PISS TO SURVIVE. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JERKS. AND IVE TASTED ALL THE TYPES OF PISS AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SLURPING EM ALL NOISILY. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNING. THEN I PEE |
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Jul 17, 2020 18:13
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alexandriao posted:EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS RIGHT INTO THE SLOT. ITS BEAR GRYLLS AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, BEAR. I TAKE EVERY GULP AND I DO EVERY GULP HARD. MAKIN GURGLING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME PISS SHOTS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY DRANK PISS TO SURVIVE. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JERKS. AND IVE TASTED ALL THE TYPES OF PISS AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SLURPING EM ALL NOISILY. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNING. THEN I PEE
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Jul 17, 2020 18:57
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alexandriao posted:EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS RIGHT INTO THE SLOT. ITS BEAR GRYLLS AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, BEAR. I TAKE EVERY GULP AND I DO EVERY GULP HARD. MAKIN GURGLING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME PISS SHOTS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY DRANK PISS TO SURVIVE. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JERKS. AND IVE TASTED ALL THE TYPES OF PISS AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SLURPING EM ALL NOISILY. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNING. THEN I PEE lmao |
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Jul 17, 2020 19:19
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alexandriao posted:EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS RIGHT INTO THE SLOT. ITS BEAR GRYLLS AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, BEAR. I TAKE EVERY GULP AND I DO EVERY GULP HARD. MAKIN GURGLING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME PISS SHOTS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY DRANK PISS TO SURVIVE. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JERKS. AND IVE TASTED ALL THE TYPES OF PISS AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SLURPING EM ALL NOISILY. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNING. THEN I PEE
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Jul 17, 2020 20:09
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alexandriao posted:EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS RIGHT INTO THE SLOT. ITS BEAR GRYLLS AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, BEAR. I TAKE EVERY GULP AND I DO EVERY GULP HARD. MAKIN GURGLING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME PISS SHOTS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY DRANK PISS TO SURVIVE. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JERKS. AND IVE TASTED ALL THE TYPES OF PISS AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SLURPING EM ALL NOISILY. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNING. THEN I PEE |
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Jul 17, 2020 20:39
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alexandriao posted:EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS RIGHT INTO THE SLOT. ITS BEAR GRYLLS AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, BEAR. I TAKE EVERY GULP AND I DO EVERY GULP HARD. MAKIN GURGLING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME PISS SHOTS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY DRANK PISS TO SURVIVE. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JERKS. AND IVE TASTED ALL THE TYPES OF PISS AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SLURPING EM ALL NOISILY. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNING. THEN I PEE 
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alexandriao posted:EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS RIGHT INTO THE SLOT. ITS BEAR GRYLLS AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, BEAR. I TAKE EVERY GULP AND I DO EVERY GULP HARD. MAKIN GURGLING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME PISS SHOTS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY DRANK PISS TO SURVIVE. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JERKS. AND IVE TASTED ALL THE TYPES OF PISS AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SLURPING EM ALL NOISILY. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNING. THEN I PEE
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alexandriao posted:EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS RIGHT INTO THE SLOT. ITS BEAR GRYLLS AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, BEAR. I TAKE EVERY GULP AND I DO EVERY GULP HARD. MAKIN GURGLING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME PISS SHOTS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY DRANK PISS TO SURVIVE. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JERKS. AND IVE TASTED ALL THE TYPES OF PISS AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SLURPING EM ALL NOISILY. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNING. THEN I PEE |
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if during your wilderness travails you happen upon a small hut standing on giant chicken legs shout "little hut little hut turn your back to the forest and your front to me" and a powerful witch spirit might aid you |
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idiotsavant posted:if during your wilderness travails you happen upon a small hut standing on giant chicken legs shout "little hut little hut turn your back to the forest and your front to me" and a powerful witch spirit might aid you whatever you do, dont cast reduce balls
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if a tiny old crone asks you to help her cross a rushing stream of piss just do it, help her out and maybe some good luck will come your way. Plus you can drink some of the pies while you cross, it’s sterile and will quench your thirst |
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Jul 18, 2020 22:09
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Become a Disney princess so you can commune with nature - tell the squirrels to steal you some Tabasco slim jims maybe.
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What I learned from Les Stroud, aka Survivorman, is to complain the entire time. |
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Jul 19, 2020 23:37
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Thunder Moose posted:Become a Disney princess so you can commune with nature - tell the squirrels to steal you some Tabasco slim jims maybe. this is a pro tip, those Tabasco slim jims are no joke
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Pahilla the Hun posted:this is a pro tip, those Tabasco slim jims are no joke and as every survival aficionado knows they pair nicely with a glass of your own piss |
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Pahilla the Hun posted:this is a pro tip, those Tabasco slim jims are no joke  they also make great treats for the bears youre sure to tame as a disney princess.
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