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Prof. Crocodile

in april i bought this magic snail necklace on Witchtok for $9,000, which is a pretty good price for a magic snail necklace

sadly it only protects me from like 50% of the curses that get put on me, and sometimes it like half-protects me from a curse which to me is just an indication of poor craftsmanship, and the last straw came today when it failed to protect me from nut's cursed artwork

selling for half price b/c maybe your standards for talismans are lower than mine or maybe your wizardly enemies are not as powerful as mine

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Evil Bob

've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.
Sorry, but I source all of my talismans directly from a coven of witches in the bogs of Slovenia. Sadly buying talismans advertised on instagram and tiktok have been known to be of lesser craftsmanship and questionable origins. Good luck in your future. I can see it, you're going to need it.



Rags to Liches

future skeleton soldier


all my magical artifacts were inherited from my Romani grandma OP, I don't have room for a snail necklace

Prof. Crocodile

it is not completely useless ok

last week i fell victim to a hex that was supposed to turn everything i ate into worms, but the necklace kind of worked so now everything i eat turns into spaghetti

necklace is fine if your enemies are weak hexers or if you really like spaghetti

Rags to Liches

future skeleton soldier


are you sure it's not just a magic spaghetti necklace?

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Prof. Crocodile

Aubergine Mage posted:

are you sure it's not just a magic spaghetti necklace?

:thunk:

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