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Look its wrapped in paper this extremely wet burrito is drip proof. |
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I demand to know why I cannot open up this ice cream we just purchased at the supermarket and use my fingers to scoop it into my mouth like an animal
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Jul 22, 2020 06:06
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okay but at the in&out they have the option and they give you a box
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Jul 22, 2020 06:07
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Whoops! Got egg on my face! But non on the seats...DAD!
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Jul 22, 2020 06:07
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listen if we use the in&out logic then any box is an in-car eating surface, so the Costco groceries are basically up for grabs
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Jul 22, 2020 06:10
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(while trying to squeeze hot sauce out of a tiny packet onto a taco I plow into a cop car) ENTRAPMENT
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Jul 22, 2020 06:13
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(hopping in my friends car) Hey can you plug this in real quick  BUT ITS CARS
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Jul 22, 2020 06:17
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I mean we got this cruise control. I'd rather put it to use! *Steers with knees while slicing up and eating an entire watermelon*
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Jul 22, 2020 06:18
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If the temperature of my food drops by even one degree, I'm losing out on that BTU energy loss- why should I have to suffer that kind of financial ruin? If I stay and eat inside, that's more heat energy for me, that I myself don't have to generate- it adds up! I eat my food in the car as soon as I get my hands on it, but not so soon as to appear rude, feral, rapid, or potentially bite them in my haste and get sued. I don't have my rabies shots. But I'm certainly not waiting until I'm out of the parking lot! Pot Smoke Phoenix fucked around with this message at 06:23 on Jul 22, 2020 |
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Jul 22, 2020 06:21
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It's pretty simple, really; you have to be an astronaut to eat in outer space If they're gonna be that way about it, I'm eating in your car |
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Jul 22, 2020 06:22
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listen these MRE's are made to be eaten in the field (a water heated food pack slowly burns into the upholstery)
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Jul 22, 2020 06:27
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Look pal, this is America, I don't have time to sit down to eat a meal. I barely have time to oil the gears of capitalism with my blood as it is. |
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Jul 22, 2020 06:31
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if god did not intend us to drink boiling hot soups while in variable traffic, he definitely would not have created these immersion heaters that plug right into the cigarette lighter sockets
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Jul 22, 2020 06:37
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*Cradling the mini crock pot that plugs into the A/C adapter between my knees as I shovel chili into my mouth* Best money I ever spent! Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 08:03 on Jul 22, 2020 |
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Jul 22, 2020 07:58
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Stop whining dad, it's 2020, people need to be flexible nowadays. Now move over, the microwave needs to be on the driver's seat for this to work
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Jul 22, 2020 09:47
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my car likes it |
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Jul 22, 2020 10:19
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if id on't eat them before we get home, mom's just gonna put them in the oven and u know how i feel about cooked chicken fingers
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Jul 22, 2020 10:38
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It's too windy on the outside? 
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Jul 22, 2020 10:58
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i shouldn't need to justify a cornerstone of white culture, OP |
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Jul 22, 2020 11:15
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Its not my car |
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Jul 22, 2020 11:22
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Filling the back of the rental can with buttered popcorn |
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Jul 22, 2020 11:23
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If they didn't want us eating stale french fries, why would they build in a strategic french fry reserve between the driver's seat and center console
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Jul 22, 2020 13:11
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*looks pointedly at the goddamn bun car*
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Jul 22, 2020 16:12
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listen if we open the windows we're liable to have charcoal embers go everywhere and possibly burn even more of your car's seats and interior and while i am now willing to admit that lighting the grill in the backseat was not a good idea lets just keep the damage to a minimum. plus the burgers are almost done |
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Jul 22, 2020 16:32
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"When we get this baby up to 88 miles per hour, we're going to cook some serious poo poo!"
https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Jul 22, 2020 16:34
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Oh. I'm ready.
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Jul 22, 2020 17:07
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vanisher posted:(while trying to squeeze hot sauce out of a tiny packet onto a taco I plow into a cop car) lol
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Jul 22, 2020 17:57
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City of Glompton posted:*looks pointedly at the goddamn bun car* High speed chase as the goddamn bun car pursues the oscar meyer wienermobile |
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Jul 22, 2020 19:52
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everyone knows that 'beignets' stands for best eaten if going ninety-eight through schoolzones, so no i will not unplug the deep fryer or slow down |
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Jul 22, 2020 23:49
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHhsmtWrjEI |
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Jul 24, 2020 09:12
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When you really stop and think about it, cars are just cold metal burritos with a soft human filling
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Jul 24, 2020 12:14
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it's called fast food, dummy |
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Jul 24, 2020 18:23
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It's my car, I paid for it, I haven't eaten since breakfast and I'm hungry ok, god drat |
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Jul 25, 2020 11:09
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keep eating kids, don't listen to your mom, who doesn't understand that just throwing out the spare tire is not only littering but it's also environmentally damaging ya i know kids it's tough keep chewing
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Jul 25, 2020 12:19
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nut posted:keep eating kids Nut! You're a cannibal? |
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Jul 25, 2020 12:25
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If I go inside I have to deal with co-workers and there music AC and heat. I can even take a nap gently caress this is nice. Lunch in the car is the best
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Jul 25, 2020 16:59
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axel from twisted metal: but I can’t eat anywhere else 
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