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That last one's decent.
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Jan 25, 2024 10:40
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Usually these photos seem ridiculously staged, but you can tell this one is genuine because people are laughing at this guy behind his back.
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Jan 25, 2024 12:21
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Peeee-yew that’s a real batch of stinkers this time The only one that got even a hint of a smile from me was the last one
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Jan 25, 2024 13:24
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Lincoln was racist as hell
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There are no good presidents.
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If you were good you wouldn't become president lmao. Pieces of poo poo.
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Empty Sandwich posted:Lincoln was racist as hell 
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What's the deal with "stand--up"? Why can't I do "sit-down"? Ahah, I'm just kidding folks, you're great. But seriously, if I could maybe get some kegels in while I'm working this act haha. Get some butt clenches, get my form in form, know what I'm saying! Ahah you're great, folks, just great. Hey, so I was at the doctor the other day and they said I have an iron deficiency, and I'm like "doc, of course I do, I'm not some sort of artificial constructoid!" Great audience, great audience. I'll leave you with a good last one, folks. So I went to the local bear bar, just checking out these leather daddies and some security guy comes up to me and goes, "hey, you gotta loving leave" and I'm like "why, because I'm STRAIGHT?" and he tells me "no, because the bartender says he has a restraining order against you!" Oh god, the egg on my face, folks! You've been great folks, so terrific! I hope I've done a decent impression of amateur standup, it hurt me to do it
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Jan 25, 2024 14:31
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Wow, ableist much? Have you never heard of the sit-down comic?
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thank you
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You ever notice how when you're walking with Christ he's always there for you until things get hard? Then he's not there. You look over your shoulder, but there's only one set of foot prints? Guess what? Those footprints were from Christ when he was carrying you. That's my time
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This is adorable
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Apr 21, 2024 00:47
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thank you wizard master
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Apr 21, 2024 00:56
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Oof, not even a chuckle
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I know what people mean when they talk about anti-humor, but this is so unfunny that humor cannot co-exist with it. That being said, it made me lol @ work while a guy was talking about his disease on stage.
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Apr 21, 2024 04:09
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This one got a "hehe."
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this ones so loving scary
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Hortensia? Uh, what's the shortened name for that? It can't possibly be Hor.
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Wizard Master posted:
These seem almost like deleted Seinfeld scenes or something. They don't feel like jokes.
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This one is pretty cringe but it got a mild smile out of me because I am a broken person.
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