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Prof. Crocodile

i said-a hip, hop, the hippie, the hippie
to the hip hip hop-a you don't stop the rock,
it to the bang-bang boogie, say up jump the boogie
to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat
now what you hear is not a test: i'm rappin' to the beat
someone bumped me and i dropped my ice cream in the street

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Prof. Crocodile

you can find me in da club, bottle full of bub
look mami I got the x, if you into takin' drugs
i'm into havin' sex, I ain't into makin' love
wait don't run away can I at least get a hug

Prof. Crocodile

if you watch how I move you'll mistake me for a playa or pimp
i'm morbidly obese so I walk with a limp

very nice i like

I CANT RESIST SHITTING UP THE BIG BOOBS THREAD WITH MY RANDOM FUCKING MONKEY CHEESE BULLSHIT! IF YOU SEE ME, FUCK ME UP.

Khanstant
I am a dog
So take your time with my drat massage
In a French-poodle restaurant
Take your time with my drat croissants

Prof. Crocodile

hut one, hut two, hut three, hut
ol' dirty bastard live and uncut
styles unbreakable, shatterproof
to the young youth, don't stare at my dead tooth

Prof. Crocodile

Khanstant posted:

I am a dog
So take your time with my drat massage
In a French-poodle restaurant
Take your time with my drat croissants

:hmmyes:

Escape From Noise

I got blood on my hands and there's no remorse
I got blood on my dick cuz I jerked it with force



Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

vanisher



Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Dumb Sex-Parrot, & Death Sext

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

:staredog: why have I not seen this before omfg

Jaguars!


Today I couldn't even find where is my A. K.
I got to say it ain't a good day

Escape From Noise

I was going to do something with Plastic World by Kool Keith but it's already kind of a goofy downer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sv6dYo_S8lg



Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

Drink-Mix Man

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

I just stand there
My move is busted

old friend


owlhawk911

come chill with me, in byob


RIP pac :nsa:


https://giant.gfycat.com/PlasticAngryHousefly.webm
this sig a mf'n vanisher joint. gobbos by khanstant

Escape From Noise

Nowadays, everybody wanna talk like they got somethin' to say
But nothin' comes out when they move their lips
Just a bunch of gibberish
And my own mother acts like she forgot about me

nut

Knock knock, open up the door
It's Tim
With the bowl cut, fat butt, aw chyeah
that's him

Mr. Bones

ain't no law says a skeleton can't play the blues
Microphone check 1-2 what is this?
The five foot assassin with the roughneck business
I float like gravity, just got a cavity
The filling cost more money than the Winans got family

Escape From Noise

nut posted:

Knock knock, open up the door
It's Tim
With the bowl cut, fat butt, aw chyeah
that's him

Break bread with your friend and me
No matter how many cats you send
I'll pet who you send to me

more falafel please

forums poster

Mr. Bones posted:

Microphone check 1-2 what is this?
The five foot assassin with the roughneck business
I float like gravity, just got a cavity
The filling cost more money than the Winans got family

Went to Carvel to get a milkshake
This honey ripped me off for all my loot cakes
The car, oh yeah, there's money in my jacket
Somebody broke into my ride and cold macked it
Yo Tip I tell you man the Devil's tryin' it
But I'm goin' to stay strong cause I ain't buyin' it
Tonight I'm taking Sherry out, I don't have jack to wear
You know I gots to look dipped in the fresh new gear
Cool I found something so I ironed it
I then got caught up on the phone, oh poo poo, I'm frying it
Will someone tell me what did I do to deserve this?
I think I'll, pull out my suit for Sunday service
My little brother wants Barney, cool, I'm gettin' it
Took him down to Kay-Bee, they ain't sellin' it
Here we go with the crying, yo he's throwing fits
My blood pressure's blowing up, I can't take the poo poo




thanks Saoshyant and nesamdoom for the sigs!






Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Have ever been over a friend's house to eat
And the food just don't look good?

Me too...

Prof. Crocodile

some very dope rhymes ITT, but also some great malaise

2020 is the least baller time to be a rapper, imho

Prof. Crocodile

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Break bread with your friend and me
No matter how many cats you send
I'll pet who you send to me

:hmmyes:

all the dopest rhymes are about cats and all true mc's know this

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Prof. Crocodile posted:

:hmmyes:

all the dopest rhymes are about cats and all true mc's know this

You down with OPP?
Other people's pets!
You down with OPP?
Other people's pets!
Who's down with OPP?
Wanna pet that kitty...

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
Sig elements by Manifisto and Heather Papps
Sig File protected by SigLock. do NOT steal this sig!

Prof. Crocodile

me and you
your momma and your cousin too
rolling down the strip on vogues
teeth as bad as that guy from the pogues

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Drink-Mix Man

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

You down with OPP?
Other people's pets!
You down with OPP?
Other people's pets!
Who's down with OPP?
Wanna pet that kitty...

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