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cda
Jan 2, 2010

by Hand Knit
male voice or male voice. making your order, listening to the response, and then sying "thank you mommy/daddy" or feeling risky and just going for it, starting your order with "mommy mommy/daddy daddy i want..."

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Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
Everyone, please don't actually do this.

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Crusty Nutsack
Apr 21, 2005

SUCK LASER, COPPERS


:chloe:


Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax
Calling the fast food worker onii-chan or onee-chan in your highest voice while wearing a magical girl costume is the superior play.

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Daikloktos
Jan 1, 2020

by Cyrano4747
It's not like I particularly try to show the cashier the porn I have running on my phone as I drive, but I don't shut it off while I pay or anything

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Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


Daikloktos posted:

It's not like I particularly try to show the cashier the porn I have running on my phone as I drive, but I don't shut it off while I pay or anything

Next time I have to wait for the van in front of me to pick up 15 orders I know what I'm gonna do.










#drivethrucrankin

cda
Jan 2, 2010

by Hand Knit
sorry i shld be clear, this is like when you call your teacher mom by mistake

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RapturesoftheDeep
Jan 6, 2013
If I did drive through I would love it if you did that. Every boring food service job I ever had, we lived for weird poo poo like that to keep us entertained during the shift.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
The worst is when you say thanks, I love you to the speaker box and they don't reply. I assume they must have turned off their microphone and that's why they don't say it back

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

they always say it back to me though?? sorry dude

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SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

You need to be more lusty in your delivery.

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cda
Jan 2, 2010

by Hand Knit

SilvergunSuperman posted:

You need to be more lusty in your delivery.

I'm not gonna be lusty about mommy dude, that's hosed.

Woodpile
Mar 30, 2013
Similar. But it's more like "Mom?" or "Dad?"


zaepg
Dec 25, 2008

by sebmojo
I have a drive thru manager at Honey Dew who hates my guts and if I order a breakfast Sausage Egg and Cheese will always leave out the sausage, I'm not kidding, I had an awkward interaction with her one time and now my life is in the gutter.

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tetsuo
May 12, 2001

I am a shaman, magician
Isn't the "saying mommy/daddy" at the drive thru a Tom Segura / YMH bit? Innocent "parallel construction" by cda or flagrant plagarism?

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

zaepg posted:

I have a drive thru manager at Honey Dew who hates my guts and if I order a breakfast Sausage Egg and Cheese will always leave out the sausage, I'm not kidding, I had an awkward interaction with her one time and now my life is in the gutter.

Don't go there?

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

zaepg posted:

I have a drive thru manager at Honey Dew who hates my guts and if I order a breakfast Sausage Egg and Cheese will always leave out the sausage, I'm not kidding, I had an awkward interaction with her one time and now my life is in the gutter.

what was the awkward interaction

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yn8KfYOOEuc

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Just don't leave until you check it, then don't move til they fix it.

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i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

SilvergunSuperman posted:

Just don't leave until you check it, then don't move til they fix it.

this is exactly what i want every fast food customer to do, it owns and i love it and is very cool

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SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

i say swears online posted:

this is exactly what i want every fast food customer to do, it owns and i love it and is very cool

:shrug: send your complaints to the manager

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cda
Jan 2, 2010

by Hand Knit

tetsuo posted:

Isn't the "saying mommy/daddy" at the drive thru a Tom Segura / YMH bit? Innocent "parallel construction" by cda or flagrant plagarism?

is it? i dont know who those people are. are they podcast people? the only podcast i've ever listened to is uh yeah dude and i haven't done that in years

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cda
Jan 2, 2010

by Hand Knit
i mean its not the rarest idea in the world, pretyt standard to imagine calling all sorts of things mommy or daddy

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cda
Jan 2, 2010

by Hand Knit
coke is mommy, pepsi is daddy

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AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
mcdonalds is mommy
burger king is the new guy your mom makes you call "uncle"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yn8KfYOOEuc

Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.
On today's Fishcenter they are doing casual fridays and have met up at a place in Atlanta where there is a Krystals, Cookout, Burger King, Chik-A-Fil, and McDonalds all right next to each other. Most of the crew after getting Krystal walked over to Cookout and Matt said "Order a coffee shake for daddy" to Max so when he got into the cookout window he said "I'll have a coffee milkshake for daddy."

:sss: :tbear: Oel ngati kameie Los Ingobernables de Onsite BYOB
Seared tuna steak, served with ponzu sauce and wasabi.

FrankeeFrankFrank on 07:55 May 03, 2015 posted:

sometimes i rub Fabreeze on my hands and now my hands are very dry.

FrankeeFrankFrank on 04:55 Apr 10, 2017 posted:

It was nice knowing you all. Sometimes.


I still believe in Second Winter. Put this in your sig if you also believe in that and that it is real and not fake like the others say.

tetsuo
May 12, 2001

I am a shaman, magician

Rick posted:

On today's Fishcenter they are doing casual fridays and have met up at a place in Atlanta where there is a Krystals, Cookout, Burger King, Chik-A-Fil, and McDonalds all right next to each other. Most of the crew after getting Krystal walked over to Cookout and Matt said "Order a coffee shake for daddy" to Max so when he got into the cookout window he said "I'll have a coffee milkshake for daddy."

Reluctant Atlantan here - that's down Northside drive, near the Ga Tech campus. If anyone wants the majestic view:

https://www.google.com/maps/@33.7844209,-84.4073736,3a,65y,351.25h,77.28t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1svimQs8VwCjbZtv2_2VnGng!2e0!7i16384!8i8192

Absolute traffic clusterfuck at all hours

Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

tetsuo posted:

Reluctant Atlantan here - that's down Northside drive, near the Ga Tech campus. If anyone wants the majestic view:

https://www.google.com/maps/@33.7844209,-84.4073736,3a,65y,351.25h,77.28t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1svimQs8VwCjbZtv2_2VnGng!2e0!7i16384!8i8192

Absolute traffic clusterfuck at all hours

This is what Frodo saw as he sailed into the port of Valinor. .. ..

:sss: :tbear: Oel ngati kameie Los Ingobernables de Onsite BYOB
Seared tuna steak, served with ponzu sauce and wasabi.

FrankeeFrankFrank on 07:55 May 03, 2015 posted:

sometimes i rub Fabreeze on my hands and now my hands are very dry.

FrankeeFrankFrank on 04:55 Apr 10, 2017 posted:

It was nice knowing you all. Sometimes.


I still believe in Second Winter. Put this in your sig if you also believe in that and that it is real and not fake like the others say.

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

tetsuo posted:

Reluctant Atlantan here - that's down Northside drive, near the Ga Tech campus. If anyone wants the majestic view:

https://www.google.com/maps/@33.7844209,-84.4073736,3a,65y,351.25h,77.28t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1svimQs8VwCjbZtv2_2VnGng!2e0!7i16384!8i8192

Absolute traffic clusterfuck at all hours

Amazing if you do a 180 you can see the same lovely modern condos being built in every city in the country

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cda
Jan 2, 2010

by Hand Knit

Rick posted:

This is what Frodo saw as he sailed into the port of Valinor. .. ..

Lol

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