i shan't marry across class lines

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i shall simply bear the burden of my station, and wed the heiress who represents a strategic partnership in my family's political ambitions.

# ? Jul 31, 2020 11:52

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# ? May 15, 2024 10:55

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although i do resent her so, my bride to be. her frail countenance is no match for the hale young peasant girl who lives on the neighboring farm. how my heart yearns to simply leave my duties behind and follow my true love, even if it meant leaving my privileged life behind. but i absolutely couldn't betray my family's trust in this matter.

# ? Jul 31, 2020 11:57

nut

She was a Domino's lady. I, a Pizza Hut ruffian. 'twas never meant to be.

# ? Jul 31, 2020 11:59

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would i be happy living a simple rustic life with sarah the unassuming peasant girl, or am i truly better suited to a pampered life with the outwardly elegant, but inwardly malevolent ala�nzyb�th, the heiress to the throne???????????

# ? Jul 31, 2020 12:14

nut

He doth 'twas a paladin. I, a paladin/rogue custom combinatorial dlc character i have modded in myself, capable of both shooting lightning and having incredibly effective prayers, ruler of light and shadow, stealer of hearts and minds, lovable yet fierocious, a perfect human is probably what you're thinking, but i'm also half alien, giving me laser powers.

# ? Jul 31, 2020 12:18

cda: by Hand Knit

I'm going to marry another Assistant Account Manager. I wouldn't touch a filthy disgusting regular Account Manager with a ten foot pole.

# ? Jul 31, 2020 12:25

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twere that it was so easy to settle matters of the heart as matters of the state, which i attend to with a deft, instinctual touch. perhaps it is truly my destiny to lead the life i was born into. a life of important people and impactful decisions. but! will my place in the history books sooth my aching heart?

# ? Jul 31, 2020 12:27

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when i presented ala�nzyb�th with a gift of a rose on st. valentine's day, she extinguished her cigarette in the petals. in a blatant display of disrespect in front of the visiting ambassador from the east. she simply cares nought for my heart nor my profession. but our marriage portends much bigger things than a simple valentine's snub...

# ? Jul 31, 2020 13:17

Prof. Crocodile

all the other hufflepuff dudes were stoked when i got my hot slytherin gf, especially when i told them about all the kinky stuff she is into which is normally cool, but last week things got out of hand with the crucio spell and i wound up in madam pomfrey's office and it was v embarrassing

# ? Jul 31, 2020 17:46

Twenty Four

marrying a frog with hopes that when we kiss on our wedding day he will turn into a prince

# ? Jul 31, 2020 18:05

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

I didn't have a pot to piss in. She did...

It was meant to be

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# ? Jul 31, 2020 18:16

cda: by Hand Knit

gently caress: across class lines
marry: within class lines
kill: anyone who gets in my way :blastu:

# ? Jul 31, 2020 18:23

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

though the ample bosomed farmer's daughter continues to make eyes at me when my carriage passes by i feel compelled to continue my courtship of lady elaina and her impeccably inbred heritage despite her inability to formulate cohesive words and her frequent bouts of defecating herself during royal feasts

# ? Jul 31, 2020 20:24

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cda posted:

gently caress: across class lines
marry: within class lines
kill: anyone who gets in my way

# ? Jul 31, 2020 21:33

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cda posted:

gently caress: across class lines
marry: within class lines
kill: anyone who gets in my way

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# ? Jul 31, 2020 21:59

nut

cda posted:

gently caress: across class lines
marry: within class lines
kill: anyone who gets in my way

# ? Jul 31, 2020 22:10

Pissed Ape Sexist

Please seek love op; only a fool seeks logic in the chambers of the human heart. Set sail upon the solace of Sarah's assumedly ample bosom and ride the seas of passion on a course set for the coasts of provincial life and little fat babies

# ? Jul 31, 2020 22:21

Prof. Crocodile

Pissed Ape Sexist posted:

Please seek love op; only a fool seeks logic in the chambers of the human heart. Set sail upon the solace of Sarah's assumedly ample bosom and ride the seas of passion on a course set for the coasts of provincial life and little fat babies

Do not follow this advice goodly OP!

The lord high chamberlain would love nothing more than to see you abandon your station for a commoner, and would doubtless use the ensuing scandal to discredit your family--a family which, i might remind you, clings but merely to a vestige of it's former glory and is in ever-increasing danger of falling from royal favor.

The shame that you bring onto your house--and the sting of your lost stipend--will last far longer than your infatuation with this lowborn strumpet.

# ? Jul 31, 2020 23:32