I'm gonna buy a boat and name it "Your Mom"

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Prof. Crocodile

we come on the sloop your mom/
my grandfather and me/
around Nassau town we did roam/
drinking all night

# ? Aug 5, 2020 03:39

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# ? May 15, 2024 03:14

Finger Prince

What do American beer and having sex with Your Mom have in common?
They're both loving close to water.

# ? Aug 5, 2020 04:26

unknown butthole: The old customs remain
and the ancient gods live on

I'm gonna buy your mom and name her "my boat".

# ? Aug 5, 2020 04:41

wearing a lampshade

cda posted:

I had sex with your mom

# ? Aug 5, 2020 06:00

wearing a lampshade

FluffieDuckie posted:

All aboard Your Mom

# ? Aug 5, 2020 06:00

Stoner Sloth

convincing your mom to dress up and roleplay as a boat named 'Your Mom' (while i have sex with your mom)

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# ? Aug 5, 2020 13:46

Stoner Sloth

taking Your Mom port to port

# ? Aug 5, 2020 13:46

Stoner Sloth

getting Your Mom suspended on a dry platform so a team of dudes can bang the barnacles off her bottom

# ? Aug 5, 2020 13:51

cda: by Hand Knit

Stoner Sloth posted:

convincing your mom to dress up and roleplay as a boat named 'Your Mom' (while i have sex with your mom)

This

# ? Aug 5, 2020 13:55

Finger Prince

It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean. The boat in question being Your Mom. A large, ocean capable vessel.

# ? Aug 5, 2020 14:24

Jolo: ive been playing with magnuts tying to change the wold as we know it

Heh, just thought you should know that your mom crashed at my place last night...

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# ? Aug 5, 2020 15:26

Jolo: ive been playing with magnuts tying to change the wold as we know it

Dude, just saw your mom. She was looking pretty busted.

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# ? Aug 5, 2020 15:29

Jolo: ive been playing with magnuts tying to change the wold as we know it

Both pictures shamelessly stolen from the excellent "Boat on boat action thread":

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3776476

This one cracks me up:

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# ? Aug 5, 2020 15:31

cda: by Hand Knit

Jolo posted:

Both pictures shamelessly stolen from the excellent "Boat on boat action thread":

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3776476

This one cracks me up:

lol

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# ? Aug 5, 2020 16:16

google THIS

Jolo posted:

Heh, just thought you should know that your mom crashed at my place last night...

# ? Aug 5, 2020 16:31

Jolo: ive been playing with magnuts tying to change the wold as we know it

Planning on spending a lot of time on your mom this Sunday. Gonna bring a sack lunch, that's how long I'm gonna be on 'er. Gonna invite some friends to join me. Dave's gonna bring the worms. Our poles are ready. Gonna masturbate later while thinking about the fun boat trip this Sunday with my friends.

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# ? Aug 5, 2020 16:41

FutonForensic

sending Your Mom to the bottom of the ocean. calling up nautically obsessed director James Cameron to say hey, found this great shipwreck called Your Mom, maybe you could research it for your next movie. going with James Cameron to dive down into Your Mom. whispering underwater to James to say hey, you haven't known a boat wreck until you've hosed it. laughing to myself while James Cameron pathetically fucks Your Mom underwater in full scuba gear. i am no longer pranking you, i am pranking James Cameron.

# ? Aug 5, 2020 18:59

google THIS

Pretending to laugh at the guy who named his boat "Uranus" but on the inside you're trying to make up a reason to kick him out of the boating club.

# ? Aug 5, 2020 19:01

Jolo: ive been playing with magnuts tying to change the wold as we know it

FutonForensic posted:

sending Your Mom to the bottom of the ocean. calling up nautically obsessed director James Cameron to say hey, found this great shipwreck called Your Mom, maybe you could research it for your next movie. going with James Cameron to dive down into Your Mom. whispering underwater to James to say hey, you haven't known a boat wreck until you've hosed it. laughing to myself while James Cameron pathetically fucks Your Mom underwater in full scuba gear. i am no longer pranking you, i am pranking James Cameron.

Avatar 2 has been delayed indefinitely due to your mom, James Cameron has confirmed.

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# ? Aug 5, 2020 19:13

idiotsavant

google THIS posted:

Pretending to laugh at the guy who named his boat "Uranus" but on the inside you're trying to make up a reason to kick him out of the boating club.

insanely jealous that the man gets to gently caress his boats hot anus every day while all i have is a boston whaler named "buttercup"

# ? Aug 5, 2020 20:51

Pahilla the Hun: Thinking about making a post

Think about it, make a post

listen man, i already battened down the hatches and swabbed Your Mom's poop deck

i got time to walk Your Mom's plank real quick but tbqh my friends and i are trying to see this movie, so like, can i get off early or what

thanks nesamdoom!!

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# ? Aug 5, 2020 21:00

ChubbyChecker

Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

HMS Your Mom (1775) A 12 gun Sloop-of-War, captured in 1794 in a brisk action with three French men-of-war. After a brave fight in which she took half a dozen French broadsides in her rear, Your Mom was boarded from the poop deck and carried into Toulon where she was filled with French sailors.

HMS Your Mom (1911) An Inexhaustible-class battleship mounting 8x 14" guns in twin turrets with a 12" armored belt. Sunk in 1916 at the Battle of Jutland after single-handedly engaging four Germans- SMS Prinz Eugen, SMS Derfflinger, SMS Friedrich der Grosse and SMS Kaiser Wilhelm. She was penetrated no less than 46 times by heavy German discharges and sunk, full of seamen, at 09:45. She now rests on her bottom in 69 fathoms.