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Mozi posted:ONK!" his right arm slammed into Mario's face sending him flying backwards, his blue cape now fluttering in the air as the man was lashing out towards Mario's friend again, slamming him once more. Luigi, unaware of the man's ability to attack multiple enemies simultaneously, was confused by advanced mathematics. "Mama mia, Mario! I just can't figure out how to solve X for x^1.8+2x(378√y) = 4x^y!" Mario knew the answer, though, and helpfully said " 
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"[censored string of racial abuse aimed at the Welsh]!" "This isn't the time for your hatred of lilting accents, Mario!" screamed Luigi as his balls
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Sunswipe posted:"[censored string of racial abuse aimed at the Welsh]!" "This isn't the time for your hatred of lilting accents, Mario!" screamed Luigi as his balls flew through the air like Nonna’s slow-simmered Sunday meatballs. “THATS-A GONNA LEAVE A MARK!” ejaculated Luigi, as he squatted down to prepare his
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:flew through the air like Nonna’s slow-simmered Sunday meatballs. “THATS-A GONNA LEAVE A MARK!” ejaculated Luigi, as he squatted down to prepare his dinner which consisted of an expired can of beans and an old butterscotch pudding cup. Suddenly his thoughts harkened back to the lonely old man he met on the street in Seattle who told him _______________________
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Aug 16, 2020 18:44
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Star Me Kitten posted:dinner which consisted of an expired can of beans and an old butterscotch pudding cup. Suddenly his thoughts harkened back to the lonely old man he met on the street in Seattle who told him _______________________ ...that Bowser is actually three goombas in a costume and he needs to...
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Aug 16, 2020 19:34
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:...that Bowser is actually three goombas in a costume and he needs to... get a real job because hanging around with 'Princesses' and shaking down turtles for coins with his brother was
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Aug 16, 2020 20:27
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Strumpie posted:get a real job because hanging around with 'Princesses' and shaking down turtles for coins with his brother was .... probably in violation of his parole. Also he'd promised his sponsor he'd stay off the mushrooms and seeing that juiced up loving plumber just ______
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Aug 16, 2020 20:30
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The Strangest Finch posted:.... probably in violation of his parole. Also he'd promised his sponsor he'd stay off the mushrooms and seeing that juiced up loving plumber just ______ got him absolutely rock hard. And he couldn't be seduced again not after the last time when
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Who What Now posted:got him absolutely rock hard. And he couldn't be seduced again not after the last time when he got caught balls deep in Birdo’s egg hole. “NOW YOUSE A-GOTTA EGG ALL-A OVER YOU FACE!” he had cried out as he emptied his plumber’s bag just as Daisy walked around the corner carrying a
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Aug 16, 2020 21:11
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:he got caught balls deep in Birdo’s egg hole. “NOW YOUSE A-GOTTA EGG ALL-A OVER YOU FACE!” he had cried out as he emptied his plumber’s bag just as Daisy walked around the corner carrying a small dead animal that looked suspiciously like the neighbours cat. "Look what I got for dinner, how do you want it
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Aug 17, 2020 14:41
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Jacada posted:small dead animal that looked suspiciously like the neighbours cat. "Look what I got for dinner, how do you want it How do you want, Mr President? As I began.......
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Aug 17, 2020 14:47
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dancing to the rhytm of Ace of Base 1992 hit song "All that she wants"
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Zzulu posted:dancing to the rhytm of Ace of Base 1992 hit song "All that she wants" AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ACE OF BASS. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME NECRO BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE GALAXYS MOST DANGEROUS PRISON. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JEKRS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY
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Aug 17, 2020 15:12
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Mozi posted:AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ACE OF BASS. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME NECRO BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE GALAXYS MOST DANGEROUS PRISON. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JEKRS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY learning fart ventriloquism. My farts sound like they’re from another room and I always say, “oh honey, must be something you ate, haha!” It’s just like living with someone else and I don’t even notice that
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:learning fart ventriloquism. My farts sound like they’re from another room and I always say, “oh honey, must be something you ate, haha!” It’s just like living with someone else and I don’t even notice that my rancid rear end gas has stained the walls yellow and the neighbours cat doesn't come around anymore but at least
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Aug 17, 2020 18:42
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Strumpie posted:my rancid rear end gas has stained the walls yellow and the neighbours cat doesn't come around anymore but at least i've been able to scrape my walls and sell the resulting paste as "natural homeopathic
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Aug 17, 2020 18:50
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Mozi posted:i've been able to scrape my walls and sell the resulting paste as "natural homeopathic melatonin. It gives me great pleasure to know millions of people are getting a good night’s sleep thanks to my body’s inability to process
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Aug 17, 2020 18:53
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:melatonin. It gives me great pleasure to know millions of people are getting a good night’s sleep thanks to my body’s inability to process dairy produce. But enough of this, back to the saga of my itchy
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Aug 17, 2020 18:55
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Sunswipe posted:dairy produce. But enough of this, back to the saga of my itchy and Scratchy fanfic. In my latest tome, the story begins with the twin suns of Tatooine rising above the desert as
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Aug 17, 2020 18:59
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a giant eyeball and a boy aggressively eating a hamburger come into view. They stop suddenly and point to something in the far distance and after a few seconds _____________
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Aug 17, 2020 21:03
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Star Me Kitten posted:a giant eyeball and a boy aggressively eating a hamburger come into view. They stop suddenly and point to something in the far distance and after a few seconds _____________ a huge beaver appears, furry and wet. It stops and looks at the boy and points slowly at his
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Jacada posted:a huge beaver appears, furry and wet. It stops and looks at the boy and points slowly at his hamburger and then at his mouth. Suddenly a giant
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