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I can eat the whoel burger from start to finish without taking a break. I guess you could say i'm not like other girls lol. But that's just how I am, it's no big deal
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- nut
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theres no loving way you can eat an entire burger
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Aug 15, 2020 23:03
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- Prof. Crocodile
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gonna be honest here i normally have to take a break when eating a burger and i don't feel like that makes me any less of a man
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Aug 15, 2020 23:04
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- old friend
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theres no loving way you can eat an entire burger
I've no reason to lie about this honestly. If you don't believe me, buy me a big burger and i'll eat the whole thing from start to finsih
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Aug 15, 2020 23:06
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- Bright Bart
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False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
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Well I am a casual drug user.
By this I mean that I use drugs casually. Four tabs of LSD you found while cleaning out your freezer? Give them here. All of them. No it's not a special occasion why do you ask? And that you made in the lab? Not neurotoxic you say? Pour up.
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Aug 15, 2020 23:07
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- nut
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spends the rest of my day huffing loudly and puttering around the house, periodically raising my heads to whisper talk something like, "unbelievable" or, "I don't...I can't..." into the air
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Aug 15, 2020 23:10
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- Khanstant
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OP one trick i learned recently was eat half now, chug the fries, and u have a secret half burger treat a few hours later 4 dessert
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Aug 16, 2020 03:26
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- Lil Swamp Booger Baby
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Boiguh
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Aug 16, 2020 11:02
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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*tapping my friend on the shoulder and pointing in disbelief as the girl at the end of the lunch counter finishes her burger, whispering* "she's not like other girls..."
*several other men in the diner whisper to each other*
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Aug 16, 2020 12:05
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- nut
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I知 not like the other girls *unhinges my jaw and eats the whole burger no chew*. all the boys eyes are replaced with hearts as they watch violent peristaltic contractions drag the fully formed burger down my esophagus
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Aug 16, 2020 12:32
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- old friend
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I知 not like the other girls *unhinges my jaw and eats the whole burger no chew*. all the boys eyes are replaced with hearts as they watch violent peristaltic contractions drag the fully formed burger down my esophagus
Omg same though this is what i'm SAYING!
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Aug 16, 2020 13:27
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- magic cactus
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We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.
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I知 not like the other girls *unhinges my jaw and eats the whole burger no chew*. all the boys eyes are replaced with hearts as they watch violent peristaltic contractions drag the fully formed burger down my esophagus
Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!
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Aug 16, 2020 15:04
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- Finger Prince
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Plot twist: entire burger was eaten with a knife and fork.
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Aug 16, 2020 15:54
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- City of Glompton
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I知 not like the other girls *unhinges my jaw and eats the whole burger no chew*. all the boys eyes are replaced with hearts as they watch violent peristaltic contractions drag the fully formed burger down my esophagus
thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig
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Aug 16, 2020 16:42
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- frump truck
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hello... again!
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how delicious is the entire burger
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Aug 16, 2020 20:07
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- frump truck
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hello... again!
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[pedantic voice] in theory, nobody can eat an ENTIRE burger, because some crumbs will fall on the plate and floor
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Aug 16, 2020 20:09
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- Prof. Crocodile
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i am going to eat entire burger for dinner today op
i'l show you
i'll show you all...
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Aug 16, 2020 21:19
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- magic cactus
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We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.
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wish i had a bf so i could watch him fit an entire burger into his mouth 1x/week
Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!
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Aug 16, 2020 21:21
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- vanisher
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The Entire burger is two charbroiled patties with lettuce, pickles, and tomato.
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Aug 16, 2020 22:00
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- vanisher
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If you use 'entire' (lower case E) it doesn't meet the World Burger Standard or burger enhancing drugs were taken by the cook
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Aug 16, 2020 22:44
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- Vei
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must be nice
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Aug 16, 2020 22:47
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- Bright Bart
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False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
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Beyond Meat burgers are the best burgers, quote if ya down
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Aug 17, 2020 01:58
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- Thunder Moose
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S.J.C.
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I once ate a whole bag of chips.
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Aug 17, 2020 04:11
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- The_Rob
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Blah blah blah blah!!
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one time I bet my brother 5 bucks to eat a whole
burger and he was really close to eating it all and I punched him in the arm and stole the burger and threw it away and I never paid him 5 bucs
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Aug 17, 2020 04:13
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