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Methanar
Sep 26, 2013

by the sex ghost
I drove down to the river and then turned around and drove home because I didn't actually have where to go lol.

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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I go walking in the
In the middle of the
I go walking in the
In the middle of the

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Why is there only one set of tire tracks by the water sometimes? Because I drove you in my heavenly truck
-Jesus

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
Did you not meet any single females there? Perhaps if you get our of the car next time you could meet a watery tart or some such.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
You had a river to go to. What's wrong with going to a river? Rivers are nice. I'm going to a waterfall today and the whole point is just to go to the waterfall because it's nice.

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord
We drove to the ocean then setup a hammock and enjoyed time there.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Taking a truck to a river is where you made a really amateurish mistake. Next time take a boat :science:

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
Next time, take your Chevy to the levee.

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
I can’t go for a drive because I’m literally surrounded by forest fires

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


"not all those who wander are going anywhere" - jrr tokkin

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

you broke my grill
Jul 11, 2019

I hate driving so I only go out when absolutely necessary (mostly to buy vodka and taco bell)

Methanar
Sep 26, 2013

by the sex ghost

you broke my grill posted:

I hate driving so I only go out when absolutely necessary (mostly to buy vodka and taco bell)

i used to like it but I've taken too many pleasant Just For Fun drives no where in particular

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

Methanar posted:

I drove down to the river and then turned around and drove home because I didn't actually have where to go lol.

none of us have anywhere to go op, you only realized it sooner than others. now you are truly free. namaste.

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer

Methanar posted:

I drove down to the river and then turned around and drove home because I didn't actually have where to go lol.

:five:

Was the mall closed?

Macnult
Jul 7, 2013

what're you whipping, op? show us the car

Macnult
Jul 7, 2013

Methanar posted:

I drove down to the river and then turned around and drove home because I didn't actually have where to go lol.

thinking about all the different cars op could have driven to the river and how it affects the overall tone of this post

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Next time drive the car into the river jajajaja

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Weka posted:

Did you not meet any single females there? Perhaps if you get our of the car next time you could meet a watery tart or some such.

Yes, river ho's can always be found by the wharf, waiting for sailors.

Who Is Paul Blart
Oct 22, 2010
Why don’t you drive your truck directly into my rear end in a top hat loving bitch

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

I can relate OP I was smashing the loving crap out of my peener and ball rocketing down the freeway as I swerved drunkenly between lanes, cars screamed past me laying on their horns while Mona Lisa Overdrive blasted out my speakers so loud the audio was distorting.

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Next time, take your Chevy to the levee.

Pro tip here op

Wifi Toilet
Oct 1, 2004

Toilet Rascal

Macnult posted:

what're you whipping, op? show us the car

Didn't he crash his truck in his last thread (or was it the thread before that?) Did you get it repaired OP, or did you get a new one?

redgubbinz
May 1, 2007

Who Is Paul Blart posted:

Why don’t you drive your truck directly into my rear end in a top hat loving bitch

well that's just loving great

*dramatically crumples up paper and throws it into bin labeled 'original porn title ideas - rejected'*

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
I want to take my driving test again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gy88-5pc7c8

Methanar
Sep 26, 2013

by the sex ghost

Wifi Toilet posted:

Didn't he crash his truck in his last thread (or was it the thread before that?) Did you get it repaired OP, or did you get a new one?

saskatchewan tried to kill me.

getting it back to being legal cost like 7000 dollars. I still need to get the scratches and paint fixed. they've already started to rust

Methanar
Sep 26, 2013

by the sex ghost
insurance is a scam. I've paid thousands of dollars into it only for the damage to my truck be worth conveniently 200 dollars more than what the truck was valued at so instead I get to go gently caress myself and do some dance of taking the insurance payout. buying my truck back and then repairing the damage and getting it recertified and re-registered and all this other poo poo. except not all of the damage is even repaired and it still doesn't drive as well as it used to. all for a piece of poo poo truck I didn't like in the first place to drive to a place I didn't want to go in extremely dangerous conditions for no good reason.

insurance is as bad as CPP and EI when it comes to the ratio of what you pay vs what you get.


Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



Methanar posted:

insurance is a scam. I've paid thousands of dollars into it only for the damage to my truck be worth conveniently 200 dollars more than what the truck was valued at so instead I get to go gently caress myself and do some dance of taking the insurance payout. buying my truck back and then repairing the damage and getting it recertified and re-registered and all this other poo poo. except not all of the damage is even repaired and it still doesn't drive as well as it used to. all for a piece of poo poo truck I didn't like in the first place to drive to a place I didn't want to go in extremely dangerous conditions for no good reason.

insurance is as bad as CPP and EI when it comes to the ratio of what you pay vs what you get.




well yeah because of the Canadian dollar conversion rate

Neutrino
Mar 8, 2006

Fallen Rib
You got a fast car
I want a ticket to anywhere
Maybe we make a deal
Maybe together we can get somewhere

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

Well, you got the truckin' part done, but you forgot the other one.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Im3JzxlatUs

Tony quidprano
Jan 19, 2014
IM SO BAD AT ACTUALLY TALKING ABOUT F1 IN ANY MEANINGFUL WAY SOME DUDE WITH TOO MUCH FREE MONEY WILL KEEP CHANGING IT UNTIL I SHUT THE FUCK UP OR ACTUALLY POST SOMETHING THAT ISNT SPEWING HATE/SLURS/TELLING PEOPLE TO KILL THEMSELVES
Get a motorbike OP. It’s a nice way to clear your mind.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Will your car float? You'll have no idea until you drive it into the river.

interwhat
Jul 23, 2005

it's kickin in dude
This but instead on a motorcycle, and to the gas station for nicotine, only to low side in some gravel and break some stuff off. Shoulda just kept my 6 month bender goin

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009
you can lead a car to water but you can't freak that bitch

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Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Wet rear end Pontiac

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