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actually I think you'll find they're action figures not toys 
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love between a grown man and an anime girl IS normal. time 2 step up ur game ladies
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Sativa is the head high, you're like- floating in the clouds, and you're thinking about how awesome it would be to BE a cloud, and then you're like "whoa, if I were a cloud, I could float around all day and just like..." Indica it's where you and your couch are ONE man, you sprouted roots out of your rear end and legs, and you're l o c k e d d o w n man! You're not going anywhere, if you made plans for the rest of the day, you f u c k e d u p man! Why? What were you thinking? You can't even get up to take a piss, how are you going to go to 11am Physics when you're as hosed up as you are? Hybrid yeah man gently caress it let's learn that new song and paint that mural and write that essay and ask that girl out and make that new song and code that program and beat that new game and https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Aug 25, 2020 05:04
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Actually, spiders ARE insects now. |
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Aug 25, 2020 05:34
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Whether or not you enjoyed it is irrelevant, the Star Wars Lego Game simply isn't canon. ..Yes of course that matters. Chewbecca fucked around with this message at 06:45 on Aug 25, 2020
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Aug 25, 2020 06:32
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old but relevant
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Aug 25, 2020 15:48
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 you're not playing as zelda, actually.. you're playing as Link
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Aug 25, 2020 15:49
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it's not a donkey, it's a gorilla
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Aug 25, 2020 15:50
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well, technically, when you're adjusting the space between all the letter in a uniform way, it's called "tracking" not "kerning" or "keming" as we typography nerds like to say, haha
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Aug 25, 2020 16:10
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Bats aren't bugs! |
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Aug 25, 2020 16:26
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sometimes snitches don't get stitches. sometimes snitches walk away perfectly healthy |
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Aug 25, 2020 16:55
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there are circumstances--although admittedly rare--in which the wu-tang clan are to be hosed with |
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Aug 26, 2020 03:09
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Prof. Crocodile posted:there are circumstances--although admittedly rare--in which the wu-tang clan are to be hosed with Ashton Kutcher: Next up on Punk'd! I get the Wu-Tang Clan real good! https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Aug 26, 2020 03:12
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prepuce repurposed posted:love between a grown man and an anime girl IS normal. time 2 step up ur game ladies lol how'd i miss this one |
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Aug 26, 2020 03:15
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Do or do not, there's still always triceratops
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Aug 26, 2020 03:36
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March 15 On T.A. 3019, March 15, Sam and Frodo officially enter Mordor having escaped the Tower of Cirith Ungol, after the ring bearer was stabbed by Shelob. It then takes them 10 days to trek across the plains of Mordor, posing as Orcs, and finally reaching Mount Doom. They simply walked in. https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Aug 26, 2020 03:38
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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:March 15 huge if true |
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Aug 26, 2020 03:39
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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:March 15 lol Boromir's ghost: son of a.. |
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Aug 26, 2020 03:43
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Despite what you may have heard, bitches ain't poo poo but hos and tricks
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Aug 26, 2020 11:57
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a stitch in time usually only saves four or five, tops |
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Aug 26, 2020 14:18
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SUMMER 2020 TRENDWATCH WHAT'S HOT: two in the bush WHAT'S NOT: bird in your hand |
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Aug 26, 2020 14:22
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for sale: baby shoes, never worn (by a baby but were worn on an adult's hand as a temporary puppet to cheer up a sad wife who never wore baby shoes either) |
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Aug 26, 2020 17:43
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nice factoid!!!! lmao not. for the last time no, that's not true. listen up buttercup. the folk taxonomy designation 'daddy longlegs' actually refers to two wildly different animals. in north america a daddy longlegs is a member of pholcidae, a genus of spider with a venomous bite. congrats, this part is true. yes, only to bugs. no, it can't penetrate human flesh. HOWEVER in the uk a daddy longlegs is a cranefly: -they do not even have mouths. -they are not poisonous. -they cannot bite, they cant even eat. -stop telling me this factoid, it is not true there is nothing unreasonable about how upset i am, you're being unreasonable by propagating this tired falsehood Peanut Butter fucked around with this message at 21:36 on Aug 26, 2020 |
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Aug 26, 2020 21:30
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Khanstant posted:for sale: baby shoes, never worn (by a baby but were worn on an adult's hand as a temporary puppet to cheer up a sad wife who never wore baby shoes either) Did you mean this for the microfiction Thread lmbo
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Aug 26, 2020 22:36
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Chewbecca posted:Did you mean this for the microfiction Thread lmbo I took it as him saying that the common micro story wasn't the whole truth. But your assumption makes more sense. |
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Aug 26, 2020 22:39
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Peanut Butter posted:nice factoid!!!! actually daddy long legs is what women call me (bc of the neck tat that says "call me daddy long legs") |
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Aug 26, 2020 22:39
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Khanstant posted:actually daddy long legs is what women call me (bc of the neck tat that says "call me daddy long legs") (the tattooist forgot the comma) |
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Aug 27, 2020 00:23
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Khanstant posted:actually daddy long legs is what women call me (bc of the neck tat that says "call me daddy long legs") All the downtown ladies call him "Treetop Lover" |
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Aug 27, 2020 00:27
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The only difference between a "fuckton" and a "metric fuckton" is the accent in which you pronounce it, depending on where you live. |
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Aug 27, 2020 00:38
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you CAN see john cena. he is very large and frankly quite hard to miss. |
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Aug 27, 2020 02:05
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 y'all are killen it ITTI'm trying to think of a joke but just wanted to let you know.
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Aug 27, 2020 02:37
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Actually the real 50 Cent went out like a gangster. This bro we have here now went out with Vivica, three months after Wangsta. |
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Aug 27, 2020 03:26
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As I also discussed on the show, my only real concern is that the women involved -- who apparently require a "bucket and a mop" -- get the medical care they require. My doctor wife's differential diagnosis: bacterial vaginosis, yeast infection, or trichomonis.
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Aug 27, 2020 13:11
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Listen, I'm a boy, and that milkshake definitely did not bring me to the yard. I have witnesses. |
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Aug 27, 2020 16:13
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Listen lady, I don't know nothing about no milkshakes, I'm just here to install the sprinkler system. |
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Aug 27, 2020 16:18
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fluent japanese speakers like myself know that the correct pronunciation is in fact 'pokeymans' |
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Aug 27, 2020 16:20
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it’s not junk it’s my rear end
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Aug 27, 2020 17:50
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nut posted:it’s not junk it’s my rear end |
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I can see why that song is catchy but those examples aren't ironic. They don't fit the definition of irony.
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