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Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

While I'm a well-to-do lady, what you don't know about me is that I wear crotchless underthings and wipe myself with corncobs :shobon:

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# ? Aug 30, 2020 08:24

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# ? May 3, 2024 11:28

Prof. Crocodile

hell

# ? Aug 30, 2020 17:37

BUG JUG

Life would be perfect if those drat slave women would stop seducing my husband. Hussies.

# ? Aug 30, 2020 18:52

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

I'm looking pale as hell, I see the gentleman callers looking :forkbomb:

Too bad I've got a diarrhea and a headache from my heavily leaded face powder

# ? Aug 30, 2020 22:31

nut

me watching my gf standing in a birdcage: that fit tho

# ? Aug 30, 2020 22:38

Prof. Crocodile

offering tea to the vicar and trying to act demur as, beneath the folds of my hoop skirt, the cats fight over a rubber mouse toy

# ? Aug 30, 2020 22:39

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Constantly farting due to corset pressure

# ? Aug 30, 2020 22:42

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

Using consumption as an excuse not to visit with the kind of weird looking gentleman caller from down the road whose parents are cousins

# ? Aug 30, 2020 22:50

Macnult

*sees a ghost*
that harlot stole my dress!

# ? Aug 30, 2020 22:51

Prof. Crocodile

trying not to laugh as my husband's top hat tumbles to ground immediately after he successfully mounted the penny-farthing after nearly and hour of trying.

# ? Aug 30, 2020 22:52

Prof. Crocodile

Macnult posted:

*sees a ghost*
that harlot stole my dress!

# ? Aug 30, 2020 22:53

Robot Made of Meat

Chewbecca posted:

I'm looking pale as hell, I see the gentleman callers looking Too bad I've got a diarrhea and a headache from my heavily leaded face powder

Arsenic was often eaten to improve the complexion. It worked pretty well right up until upper class Victorian era ladies became upper class Victorian era corpses.

Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

# ? Aug 31, 2020 01:06

Khanstant

*wearing special ruffly pants to hide my wet rear end victorian*

# ? Aug 31, 2020 01:35

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

Using a lock of hair from bae's head to make fetching jewelry, and also signal to the local gentlemen that I'm back on the market, boys :biglips:

# ? Aug 31, 2020 03:23

magic cactus: We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.

nut posted:

me watching my gf standing in a birdcage: that fit tho

Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!

# ? Aug 31, 2020 05:31

Riotgrrill

*dutchess pavlovnova sits across the table in all her finery during tea time*

"sexy times, i like" she states

*her court titter whilst you contemplate your words. the opium trade, no, indeed the entirety of the british empire relies upon you.*

"very nice, i like"

*nods of approval all around*

# ? Aug 31, 2020 06:57

BoldFrankensteinMir

Oh you simply must see the professor's new zoetrope, it's full of delightful dancing fae, I dare say without a stitch upon them! I fainted straight-away, of course, and nearly upset all my paraffin injections.

More treacle, anyone?

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# ? Aug 31, 2020 07:50

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

Filling up my dance card with facetious names in order to own the Duke of Norwellbottom who I just know wants a turn

# ? Aug 31, 2020 08:55

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

Compare this to modern day upper class British ladies who keep a Best Western discount card in their wallets and try to keep a straight face when the DMV counter calls out "Lady Stanley, Baroness Richmond counter 4 please"

The UK is poor as balls, man

# ? Aug 31, 2020 11:13

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

Sniggering to myself as I write a letter to my great aunt calling my neighbour Elisabeth a "corny-faced blowsabella"

# ? Aug 31, 2020 11:29

Jaguars!

My boater brings all the lads to the yard

# ? Aug 31, 2020 13:14

Zurtilik: The Biggest Brain in Guardia

I've got my husband's corpse ready for sale to the local university since I know he's spending his fortune on gin and exotic whores with the East India Company.

(TIL the East India Company still exists. )

# ? Aug 31, 2020 13:21

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

Participating in my very normal hobby of anthropomorphic taxidermy, arranging my stuffed and mounted hares into a delightful diorama of a summer soiree. No you can't play with them Adelia they're mine :colbert:

# ? Aug 31, 2020 14:41

Evil Bob: 've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.

Perhaps it is the unrelenting oppression by men that has resulted in this spiritual malaise, I will channel my sorrows into poetry

# ? Aug 31, 2020 16:52

BoldFrankensteinMir

Oooh! That slatterly Mrs. Cumberbessel does annoy me! If I was not the lady I am I would challenge her to the velodrome I would. Boneshakers at dawn, that would certainly show that blowsabella.

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# ? Aug 31, 2020 17:44

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

Getting myself diagnosed with hysteria just so I can spend time with the handsome Dr Gilbert and his personalised treatment regime

# ? Sep 1, 2020 08:51

Prof. Crocodile

telling my husband that my new vigor horse-action saddle is to prevent gout

# ? Sep 1, 2020 17:53

nut

putting on my whalebone corset for the first time and am too embarrassed to ask my servant if whales are really this small

# ? Sep 1, 2020 19:50

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

Telling the visiting physician I have the symptoms of consumption so he will prescribe me class a narcotics, and also so I can get out of my harpsichord lessons

# ? Sep 2, 2020 14:31

Evil Bob: 've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.

Feeling woozy after my daily bloodletting due to my spells of nausea

# ? Sep 2, 2020 17:04

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

*being carried thru cairo by local servants*

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# ? Sep 2, 2020 17:22

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

my husband being transferred to punjab has cut me off from the daily larks at the london societies, so i mostly amuse myself by giving the indian servant girls a bloody good thrashing

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# ? Sep 2, 2020 17:29

BoldFrankensteinMir

I gave the help the night off, we'll be attending a lecture by Mr. Twain and you do know how such wicked laughter awakens hungers in The Admiral so.

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# ? Sep 2, 2020 18:32

Macnult

fanning myself and going �oh hoo hoo hoo� with all the other ladies as we try our best to not pass out

# ? Sep 3, 2020 18:43

alexandriao

oh dear, I seem to have got the vapours from this new perfume. time to take my daily cocaine suppository!!

# ? Sep 4, 2020 04:30

Evil Bob: 've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.

I do find that a cocaine suppository is a perfect pick me up when i'm feeling a bit down from a good blood letting

# ? Sep 4, 2020 05:20

PHIZ KALIFA: #mood

wrapped up a fat oz of belladonna and datura to cram up my squish mitten, failed to track my cycle & accidentally invented The Tampon

crimes

# ? Sep 4, 2020 14:11

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# ? May 3, 2024 11:28

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

Feeling full of malaise when you come to realise your newly betrothed is a cumberworld flapdoodle, and you've no choice but to cavort with the scullery maid for any kind of satisfaction

# ? Sep 4, 2020 14:38

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