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They said it was because I was overqualified but also that I was so handsome and sexy that I would distract everyone from doing their jobs correctly. Then they told me to "go get 'em, tiger." I appreciate the compliment and I'll give them the benefit of the doubt and take that last part as encouragement but...I need a job. My family is starving and my devastating handsomeness and amount of qualifications are getting in the way! |
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my boss: sales are down, we’re behind on the lease, productivity has hit rock bottom me:...oh my boss: *dreamy sigh* ...hey, do you want a raise
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Sep 3, 2020 14:15
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 Dude I told you to use this pic in your application
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Sep 3, 2020 14:16
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Wait is that nsfw, I work in the mud mask factory so my standards may be different
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Sep 3, 2020 14:17
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Being asked to stop smiling for my driver's license photo as the gleam of my perfectly polished teeth is bouncing off of the lens making taking the photo impossible. When I close my mouth my pout causes the camera operator to swoon. Luckily having a photo id with no photo hasn't been a problem since all cops wave me on immediately before asking for my license and registration and I am constantly served at bars without question.
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Sep 3, 2020 16:10
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Trying to get a job interview where one, just one HR manager could ask me an actual question without ejaculating permanently.
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Sep 3, 2020 16:23
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when I get interviewed they always make me stand up and spin around slowly. I constantly have to remind them that “my eyes are up here” just once I’d like to be assessed on my skills... not my rear end. |
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Sep 3, 2020 18:07
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Into The Mild posted:when I get interviewed they always make me stand up and spin around slowly. it's called an assessment for a reason. it's not a skillsessment
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Sep 3, 2020 19:33
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ive applied to be CEO of amazon for years and don't even get a courtesy response. at some point i have to just assume i got the job and theyre just scared to talk to me but im going to be a nice boss. profits are wages stolen from the worker and as amazon ceo i will see that all workers get their fair share. |
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Sep 3, 2020 19:49
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No I am not up for meeting you after you're done work. You seem very nice and all but not getting this job has me a bit down and honestly I need to go work on my CV until quite late probably, based on the many errors and lack of clarity you've so kindly pointed out. |
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Sep 3, 2020 20:24
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Spending my entire life alone because I'm so fiendishly handsome that every potential dating partner is intimidated |
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Sep 3, 2020 21:39
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"It's actually pronounced Aphro-DYE-tee, not Aphro-Tighty, and has nothing to do with my rear end."
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Sep 3, 2020 21:44
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deep dish peat moss posted:Spending my entire life alone because I'm so fiendishly handsome that every potential dating partner is intimidated the struggle is real. they're terrified to acknowledge the fact that i've got a huge booty
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xcheopis posted:"It's actually pronounced Aphro-DYE-tee, not Aphro-Tighty, and has nothing to do with my rear end."
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