joanocean.com posted:

In 1988 I arrived in Hawaii, looking for a quiet place near the water to meet with clients seeking spiritual counseling and to compile the messages of the dolphins and whales.

joanocean.com posted:

Our latest research involves merging our individual energy fields and our atomic structure with the harmonic frequencies of dolphin and whale sounds and sonar.

Dolphinville.com posted:

What is Dolphinville all about?

The very word Dolphinville brings a natural smile to the lips of nearly every person I've met. Here is a place where one can lighten up and still feel a part of everything without taking ourselves too seriously. This is "Paradise" after all, so those of us who've made a conscious decision to live here, are freely creating without restrictions or threat of embarrassment. In other words, it's all right to be silly, because taking things too seriously leads to dis-ease and death.
Fortunately we have the "Clown Scientists" to thank for the recent re-discovery of the all important, "Clown Chakra" *(see below) in humans and dolphins alike. Since then interest and research has really picked up.
So, the sovereign citizens of Dolphinville recognize the importance of joy and laugher as a way of life and strive to incorporate that into all of their behavior towards one another. In the Hawaiian tradition, this is called the "Aloha Spirit" and recognizes that life is a gift worth sharing and enjoying for free, because it makes you happy. For everything else, there's MasterCard . . . and . . . Dolphin Dollars.

"These are some of the basic priciples (SIC) [dolphins posted:

teach:"]

- Supporting each other.
- Cooperating, no competition.
- Taking care of Nature and it takes care of us.
- We are more than our physical bodies, we are able to communicate.
...
- Always smile it makes you more beautiful.
- Eye contact is a communication between souls.
...
- Don't blame others.
- Keep active.
- Enjoy making love.
- Be curious.
...
- Love yourself.
- Keep your sense of humor.

DickParasite posted:

Sounds like goons need not apply.

Nigmaetcetera posted:

Yeah those no-joke sound horrible. Existential dread, horror, and anxiety are the natural state of the human organism. We need to build on that before we have any chance of improving things. I guess what I’m saying it how much does dolphin tenderloin cost? Do I cook it more like steak or salmon?

Crazy Dolphin Lady posted:

Did you know that Sasquatch can:
Read
Write
Shape-shift
Project Their Voice
Create Infrasound that affects the environment
De-materialize at will, or cause you to have an experience of lost time so you think they de-materialized.
Travel 300 miles a day on foot.
Live in well-lighted underground facilities
Contact and live with Star People
Tell us about our past and our future.
Have lived here longer than the human race.

Son of Rodney posted:

I feel very tired of making fun of random people trying to retain some degree of happyness in this world

So rock on Joan Ocean, rock on

DickParasite posted:

Sounds like goons need not apply.

DickParasite posted:

Sasquatch lives in underground abodes substantially nicer than your traditional goon layer.

Son of Rodney posted:

I feel very tired of making fun of random people trying to retain some degree of happyness in this world

So rock on Joan Ocean, rock on

Son of Rodney posted:

I feel very tired of making fun of random people trying to retain some degree of happyness in this world

So rock on Joan Ocean, rock on

DickParasite posted:

Same.

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Personally I'm working on merging with the submarine sonar frequency. poo poo is 200 db.

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One day, much to his surprise he was brought aboard an extraterrestrial spaceship where he witnessed many things including large pools for cetaceans. He willingly returned onto the ship by invitation over the next two days, finding the alien-looking people friendly and interesting. He kept appointments with them to meet the ship in the woods at 2:00 PM. Where he was brought into their aerial home. Here are 2 of the pools he subsequently drew and faxed to me, knowing about my work with cetaceans. These pictures of what he witnessed on the giant disk-shaped vehicle are of space ships equipped with pools for dolphins. If you look at the large windows around the outside of the ship, you can see whales passing by. It seems apparent that the ship is underwater. Kinsley drew the scenes within the ships exactly as he had seen them. It was significant to me because the dolphins had communicated to me in the past that they are in contact with extraterrestrials and they enter the underwater vehicles to communicate information about the oceans to the ETs.

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FOR YOUR ADDITIONAL INFORMATION, HERE IS THE MESSAGE SENT FROM THE BENEVOLENT ALIEN RACE TO KINSLEY JARRETT IN 1992:

That which you call a grid and which you saw through the eyes of the Higher Self can not be seen by the ordinary eyes for although as human beings, one's eyes are suitably equipped to function within a wide range of frequencies, they are nevertheless limited to the ultra-high ranges in which we exist. This is why most of our craft and ourselves seem often to be invisible. Yet we exist in what is to us quite a wonderful realm of existence. Had we not wished to be revealed to you, and even though your perceptiveness had been raised, you would have been unable to see the image or record the activities. We have allowed this to be documented so that such activities may be shared with your closest friends according to your discretion. It has already been known that a so-called grid system has been positioned in this locality. It is an extension from the common grid, which circles the Earth. This network has been placed under water and within the Earth eons ago and is constantly under repair. This is a requirement brought about by the continual advancement of Earth 's technologies and due to the earth movements. In brief, the main purpose of the grid is to enable our craft to more easily track accurately to any mapped position on the Earth globe, whenever the urgent necessity of our presence is required, whether this be requested by Humans or not, for we take our commands from the governing Universal Spirit Source. We have placed ultra-sensitive equipment upon certain grid locations, which you have envisaged as pyramid shapes. These adhere to the grid sections using our form of electro-magnetic force fields, which transmit information to us on matters, which would be of little interest to you or any Human Being at this time. Let us assure you however, that because we are in service to the Divine Source, no harm will be caused. All of you are dearly loved unconditionally and it is the hope of all that before too long, in your linear time, we will become united caring for each other, the cetaceans and for all of the creatures of life upon the glorious globe of Earth.

We bless you and thank you for your continued interest.

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The_Continental posted:

Think of timecube but dolphins and bathed in teal.

The_Continental posted:

Zeniel posted:

John Ocean sans lotion