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Anyone can participate and gently caress up a song! Post a song, include a Youtube link, and I or someone else will defile it in the form of a hosed up parody! Pot Smoke Phoenix fucked around with this message at 05:28 on Sep 11, 2020 |
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"Tie My Pecker To My Leg" - Mojo Nixon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-rLHYsQHgc
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Sep 11, 2020 05:32
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The_Continental posted:"Tie My Pecker To My Leg" - Mojo Nixon It's gonna be an Easter like never before Easter Bunny ain't comin' 'round here no more Gonna dye my pecker like an egg, like an egg Gonna dye my pecker like an egg I know a tattoo artist who loves him some porn Been inkin' up people since the day he was born Gonna dye my pecker like an egg like an egg Gonna dye my pecker like an egg. gently caress that Easter Bunny yeah gently caress him real hard Santa once told me the fucker cheats at cards Gonna dye my pecker like an egg like an egg Gonna dye my pecker like an egg. Tooth Fairy hates him, he rots kid's teeth Said the Easter Bunny as a mother loving thief Gonna dye my pecker like an egg like an egg Gonna dye my pecker like an egg. goode dog (solo) I got an inked up pecker but it looks real cool I'm even thinking about showing it to you Gonna dye my pecker like an egg like an egg Gonna dye my pecker like an egg. The Easter Bunny ain't no one's chum If you wanna be honest he's loving dumb Gonna dye my pecker like an egg like an egg Gonna dye my pecker like an egg. Simon (solo) You only live once, so off with them pants Hell ain't for sure, it's only a chance Gonna dye my pecker like an egg like an egg Gonna dye my pecker like an egg. Here comes Peter Cottontail gently caress that guy he's a thread derail Gonna dye my pecker like an egg like an egg Gonna dye my pecker like an egg. Don't fall for the Bunny's stupid stunts The Easter Bunny is a futile hunt! Gonna dye my pecker like an egg like an egg Gonna dye my pecker like an egg. The Easter Bunny really sucks From what I've seen he's a stupid gently caress! Gonna dye my pecker like an egg like an egg Gonna dye my pecker like an egg. Everybody solo It's gonna be an Easter like never before The Easter Bunny ain't comin' here no more Gonna dye my pecker like an egg like an egg Gonna dye my pecker like a motherfuckin' egg. I'm gonna dye my pecker Dye my pecker Dye my pecker Dye my pecker Gonna dye my pecker to my leg. Pot Smoke Phoenix fucked around with this message at 06:39 on Sep 11, 2020 |
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Sep 11, 2020 06:07
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCHTAu4In70
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Sep 11, 2020 06:22
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlW7T0SUH0E
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Sep 11, 2020 06:45
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcmjDPDOk7c You can only make it better.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NXnxTNIWkc This one too please. Star Me Kitten fucked around with this message at 07:49 on Sep 11, 2020 |
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Sep 11, 2020 07:42
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30sYk9B4OqU&t=35s
gary oldmans diary fucked around with this message at 08:01 on Sep 11, 2020 |
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Sep 11, 2020 07:59
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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:It's gonna be an Easter like never before My god. You absolute diamond.
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Sep 11, 2020 08:18
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Jokes on you, my favorite song has no vocals
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Sep 11, 2020 09:03
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTeg1txDv8w
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Sep 11, 2020 09:24
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Star Me Kitten posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcmjDPDOk7c On the early internet In cyberspace somewhere There started a forum And everybody there Can start up a new thread Where anybody posts There's so many topics Which do you like the most? There's of course GBS FYAD as well You can even post your favorite BYOB is swell! Games is there for the players Or you can discuss and debate Ask & Tell the naysayers Or Hardware and software hate Someone was inspecting their gadgets, I thought I heard them say Welcome to the Something Awful forums! Such a lovely place (such a lovely place) Such a lovely face Plenty of room at the SomethingAwful forums! Any time of year (any time of year) You can find it here Some forums are definitely twisted, Such as "You Look Like poo poo" But then there's the Great Outdoors, You can go and get with it. Goons With Spoons have a banquet There's Automotive Insanity Do It Yourself if you have the talent How about that Heavy Petting? TFR in the distance Thunder in the air The Crackhead Clubhouse Happy shiny people are there. Some post to remember Some post to forget So I bumped up an old post "Does this weed here look fine? We haven't smoked any of that here since 1969" And still those posters are calling from far away Wake you up in the middle of the night Just to hear them say, "Welcome to the SomethingAwful forums!" Such a lovely place (such a lovely place) Such a lovely face They livin' it up at the SomethingAwful forums! What a nice sig file! (what a nice sig file) Bring your avatars! Mirrors on the ceiling The pink champagne on ice And she said, "We are all just prisoners here of our own device" And in the toxic waste chamber Posts rotted and were ceased They ended up getting dumped down there For being so diseased. They won't be remembered Won't be seen no more- The Reverse Gas Chamber challenge Can bring them back where they were before. Relax and just post here! I don't seek to deceive, You can log off any time you like, but you can never leave!
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Sep 11, 2020 20:58
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Hey you missed one 
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Sep 11, 2020 21:03
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Ha! The Major General song is completely immune to parody!
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Sep 11, 2020 21:07
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LNkko6JZZ8
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Sep 11, 2020 21:09
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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:On the early internet Hah! Awesome
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Sep 11, 2020 21:10
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Snowy posted:Hey you missed one I never promised to do them in order, or to do all of them  I'm still strewing it over. It deserves respect BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:Ha! The Major General song is completely immune to parody! That may be. Or it may not be. It remains to be seen! Star Me Kitten posted:Hah! Awesome  More to come! Keep those requests coming, and feel free to participate, everyone!
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Sep 11, 2020 21:33
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Mr. Lobe posted:Jokes on you, my favorite song has no vocals oh yeah? check this out LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA la la la la LA LA LA LA LA LA there now its fuckin ruined
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Sep 11, 2020 22:20
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJJwjE2TG6Q
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Sep 11, 2020 22:26
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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:I never promised to do them in order, or to do all of them That’s cool, follow your heart
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Sep 11, 2020 22:30
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I like this song.
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Sep 11, 2020 22:36
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https://youtu.be/orIy18qIaCU
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Sep 12, 2020 02:47
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https://youtu.be/ryDOy3AosBw
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Sep 12, 2020 03:00
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I did this for someone earlier today so I decided to include it here. The theme was "wouldn't you rather have bacon than to have to vote?" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSZca1Q9IWA Bacon, bacon, hold it a little while There isn't any more breakfast coming The bacon is really piled. The candidates are sucky Why are they so old? I wonder who will win According to the latest poll? What candidate leads ahead, according to the latest poll? I can't ask this enough, why are they so old? Of all the people we could have picked... According to that latest poll. Bacon, bacon, hold it a little while I think I see some more coming Throw it on top of the pile! The candidates are aged, Did I mention they were really old? I wonder if it really matters According to the latest poll? I sound like a broken record The candidates are old- Things don't really sound that good According to the latest poll Yes, according to the latest poll Bacon, bacon you really are my style I think I see more bacon coming To throw on my bacon pile Server, I implore you, you have to understand- I'd rather have a plate of bacon Than to have to vote for this man I don't want him I don't wanna vote for this man, man Bacon, bacon, upon my face a smile I'd rather have bacon than to have to vote Gimmee my bacon pile, pile, pile Oh, yes, I could have a full breakfast I could have it served hot or cold She brought my coffee it was boiling hot While I'm waiting for the latest poll, poll, poll, poll My waitress brought me bacon It really warmed my soul But now I laugh and eat so hard As I see the latest exit polls, yeah But now I laugh and eat so hard After seeing all the latest polls, polls, polls Laughing at the latest polls Laughing at the latest polls Laughing at the latest polls Laughing at the latest polls, polls, polls, polls, polls
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Sep 16, 2020 20:48
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Drumming up a parody now, give my rotting old brain a sec
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Sep 16, 2020 21:02
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extra row of teeth posted:Drumming up a parody now, give my rotting old brain a sec 
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Sep 16, 2020 21:03
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Eye of the Tiger parody: This came out a little dark, whoops...  Spine of the Liar Rising up, back on my feet Stole from goons, filled my belly Bought a new car and I’m not gonna stop Just a man, and his will, to beat wives So many times, it happens too fast You trade your passion for ego Don’t lose your grip, on the throat of your girl You must fight, it’s her fault! Make her cry! It’s the, eye of the liar It’s the thrill of abuse Throwing hands, at our helpless weaker rivals And the last known survivor tries to hide on the net While he’s scamming us all with the spiiiine Of the Liar (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Sep 16, 2020 22:21
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that rules
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Sep 16, 2020 22:32
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extra row of teeth posted:Eye of the Tiger parody: 
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Sep 16, 2020 22:41
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9tKwSboJeg All I got was shart through the heart or something 
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Sep 17, 2020 01:10
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9d4ui9q7eDM
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Sep 17, 2020 01:15
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9tKwSboJeg Not gonna fart! Burritos to blame! Tempting a fart is a bad game! I made the mistake of Taco Bell It beats 7-11 and the things they sell Something inside's got a hold of me It's moving around, trying to break free! Oh, it's like Alien! Oh, oh, it's starting to come No one can save me You'd all better run! Not gonna fart! Burritos to blame! Tempting a fart is a bad game! (bad game!) If I try to fart That would be insane! Tempting a fart is a bad game! (bad game!) Tempting a fart is a bad game! When I perused the menu list I saw burritos and said "I must have this!" With beef and beans, I really must try I looked at my shorts and waved them goodbye! Oh, it's like Alien! Oh, oh, it's starting to come No one can save me You'd all better run! Not gonna fart! Burritos to blame! Tempting a fart is a bad game! (bad game!) If I try to fart That would be insane! Tempting a fart is a bad game! (bad game!) Tempting a fart is a bad game! Not gonna fart! Burritos to blame! Tempting a fart is a bad game! (bad game!) If I try to fart That would be insane! Tempting a fart is a bad game! (bad game!) Tempting a fart is a bad game! Not gonna fart! Burritos to blame! Tempting a fart is a bad game! (bad game!) If I try to fart That would be insane! Tempting a fart is a bad game! (bad game!) Tempting a fart is a bad game! Tempting a fart is a bad game!
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Sep 17, 2020 01:25
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An evil aardvark-shaped moderator gassed my thread but helpfully sent me this direction. I call this song "Stop loving Doxxing My Parents." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtvTPQB6w0c Nice boy, got a big box of cookies Cellophane shrink-wrapped, costs too much. Nice cars, to pricy for the dregs. Spent so much he streams games and begs. STOP loving DOXXING MY PARENTS (OH, HE'S SO CUTE) STOP loving DOXXING MY PARENTS (MODS WERE IN KAHOOTS.) They all troll him until he starts to whine He can't take the torture 'cause he's got no spine *lovely guitar riff* Got some money from a Patreon But with drug habits all the dough is gone Cut to baby taking off her clothes Close-up of the sign that says "I suck on toes" He snatches at you to take your cell phone Knocks you on the floor and goes to bed alone I don't know how much more of this I can take. Police notice his nails and the bleeding they make STOP loving DOXXING MY PARENTS (MY MOM'S REAL SICK) STOP loving DOXXING MY PARENTS (I'M A LYING DICK) You think you've got it made until you realize, you're in it A lake of poo poo so deep, goons tell you to sit down and spin it They call it instant justice when it's past the legal limit Another girl says you punched her, I wonder who is it? The detectives check your daughter, her phone says Birth Parents And they've already heard the deal about your other's disappearance It nearly took a miracle to get forum to stay But any given troll thread just blows you away. STOP loving DOXXING MY PARENTS (THEY DON'T OWN THIS PLACE) STOP loving DOXXING MY PARENTS (I'M THEIR GREAT DISGRACE) STOP loving DOXXING MY PARENTS (STOP SPITTING IN MY FACE) STOP loving DOXXING MY PARENTS (THE SITE IS ALMOST SOLD) STOP loving DOXXING MY PARENTS (WHEN'D I GET SO OLD) STOP loving DOXXING MY PARENTS stop loving doxxing my parents my parents... parents...
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Sep 17, 2020 02:59
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Excellent submission!
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Sep 17, 2020 17:39
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I wish I was an embalmer At a funeral parlor An efficient mortician would be baller! I wish I had a mummy in a hat It would make the mummy taller I wish It was like six-foot-nine So people can get to know me They'll say "yo, your mummy's really fine!" You'll see the mummy all the time everywhere I go And in all your dreams you can say "I'm gonna make the mummy mine!" 'Cause you know the mummy's phat With the hat it's tall standing above all y'all So how am I gonna compete with that? 'Cause when it comes to makin mummies tall I wrap my mummies thick And I hate it when my mummies fall So I just lean it up on the wall Or sit it up in the bleachers with the rest of the girls Who came to watch their mummies ball Dag y'all! It isn't really that wack To have a mummy in the stands, so you can just get back I tell em "scat, skittle, scabobble" Got hit with a bottle And I been in the hospital for talkin' that mess I confess it's a shame when you living in a city That's the size of a box and nobody knows yo' name Glad I came to my senses Like quick-quick got sick-sick to my stomach Overcommeth by the thoughts of me and mummy together Right? So when I asked her out she said I wasn't her type I wish I was an embalmer At a funeral parlor An efficient mortician would be baller! I wish I had a mummy in a hat It would make the mummy taller I wish I was an embalmer At a funeral parlor An efficient mortician would be baller! I wish I had a mummy in a hat It would make the mummy taller I wish I was an embalmer At a funeral parlor An efficient mortician would be baller! I wish I had a mummy in a hat It would make the mummy taller
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Poohs Packin posted:"Tie My Pecker To My Leg" - Mojo Nixon Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:It's gonna be an Easter like never before  you magnificent bastard
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