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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Gabbagool

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Super Waffle
Sep 25, 2007

I'm a hermaphrodite and my parents (40K nerds) named me Slaanesh, THANKS MOM
Flibbertigibbet

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

reprobate

Rags to Liches
Mar 11, 2008

future skeleton soldier


Simone Magus posted:

Why you dirty doordashing postmate. You absolute grubhub. Instacart you, buddy

you absolute lyfter

Workaday Wizard
Oct 23, 2009

by Pragmatica

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqE7ZxH7BJE&t=15s

pseudorandom
Jun 16, 2010



Yam Slacker
Campbell's® Chunky™ [insert any word from this thread]


N. Senada posted:

Any coffee drink that doesn’t sound Italian

Steamer


https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/5wnaym/funny_how_nespressos_coffee_descriptions_could/

"Lungo"

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009


One large Cleveland Steamer please, very sweet and very hot.

Mutant Headcrab
May 14, 2007

Genesplicer posted:

Because I can't cuss in front of my students, when I feel the need to give off a stream of invectives, I tend to repeat random phrases that Greedo says before he gets shot by Han. Spoken with enough venom, the students think you are cussing in some unknown language.

Maclunkey!

Ralph Hurley
Aug 3, 2009

:barf::sweep::zoid:



You know, you can type any combination of four letters (including at least one vowel) into urban dictionary and get a definition for someone’s made up cuss word or dumbass inside joke.

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

Moo the cow posted:

Frekvens


(It's actually a product range from Ikea, but it sounds like a perverted sex thing)

My pillow is named KRAKKLOVER

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

Ralph Hurley posted:

You know, you can type any combination of four letters (including at least one vowel) into urban dictionary and get a definition for someone’s made up cuss word or dumbass inside joke.

I just tried this with porp, and it's a dutch word meaning little poo poo.

So that's my contribution you drat porps

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Sekenr
Dec 12, 2013




Eleonora

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