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‘I regret that I have but one fart to give for my country’- Nathan Hale Mods plz feel free to gas  this thread
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Ich bin ein der furz - JFK
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Oct 1, 2020 15:29
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‘L’fart c’est moi’- Louis XIV, by the Grace of God, King of France and of Navarre
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Oct 1, 2020 16:27
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It is better to fart on your feet, than poop on your knees.
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Oct 1, 2020 16:46
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Ask not what your country can poo for you; ask what you can poo for your country. |
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Oct 1, 2020 16:52
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I only regret that I have butt one fart to lose for my country |
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Oct 1, 2020 17:38
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Ask not for whom the fart bellows, the fart bellows for you
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Oct 1, 2020 17:42
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veni, vidi, crepiti |
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Oct 1, 2020 19:38
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The fart has been cast
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Oct 1, 2020 19:41
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drat the turds! full speed ahead |
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Oct 1, 2020 19:48
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keeping a close eye out for the top posters ITT - FDR |
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Oct 1, 2020 20:03
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‘An army marches on its farts’-Napoleon Bonaparte
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Oct 1, 2020 20:06
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cutting the cheese in our time |
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Oct 1, 2020 20:33
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‘While most states have an army, the Prussian army has a fart’ - Voltaire
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Oct 2, 2020 04:05
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 --ButtTheShitManFart
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Oct 2, 2020 05:07
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Good artists copy, great artists steal, really great artists rip a fat one at the dinner table. -Francisco de Goya |
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Oct 3, 2020 20:07
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The first thing I want to be done, is to get that piece of crap out of my ring. Don't just get him out of the ring, get him out of the WWF because I've proved son, without a shadow of a doubt, you ain't got what it takes anymore! You sit there and you thump your Bible, and you say your prayers, and it didn’t get you anywhere. Talk about your psalms, talk about John 3:16… Austin 3:16 says I just ripped some rear end! |
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Oct 3, 2020 21:18
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'I fart, therefore I am' -René Descartes
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Oct 4, 2020 01:56
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'Give me farts, or give me death!' - Patrick Henry
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Oct 4, 2020 01:57
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et toot, booty
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Oct 4, 2020 01:58
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'I have a talent for silence and brevity. I can keep silent when it seems best to do so, and when I fart I can, and do usually, quit when I am done. This talent, or these two talents, I have cultivated. Silence and concise, brief farting have got me some laurels, and, I suspect, lost me some. No odds. Do what is natural to you, and you are sure to get all the recognition you are entitled to.' - Rutherford B. Hayes
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Oct 4, 2020 02:01
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'If my soldiers began to fart, not one of them would remain in the army.'- Frederick II, His Majesty The King in Prussia.
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Oct 4, 2020 02:04
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'When a man is tired of farting, he is tired of life; for there is in farting all that life can afford.' -Dr. Johnson (September 20, 1777)
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Oct 4, 2020 02:11
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I am not actually farting his much rn do not worry about my health I am just making up for farts I forgot to memorialize.
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Oct 4, 2020 02:14
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CLOWN: Are these, I pray you, wind instruments? FIRST MUSICIAN: Ay marry are they, sir. CLOWN: O, thereby hangs a tail. FIRST MUSICIAN: Whereby hangs a tail, sir? CLOWN: Marry, sir, by many a wind instrument that I know. |
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Gen. William Tecumseh Sherman: War is hell. I would make these farts as severe as possible, and show no symptoms of tiring till the South begs for mercy. |
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