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your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

i'm worried that they'll just become a werewolf who can't go outside during the day :negative:

# ? Oct 3, 2020 21:53

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pixaal: All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

they we be avampire that turns into a wolf at will instead of a bat

# ? Oct 3, 2020 22:05

Prof. Crocodile

I feel like werewolves get lots of blood so this might be kind of a good move from an efficiency standpoint

# ? Oct 3, 2020 22:35

owlhawk911: come chill with me, in byob

the question you *should* be asking is what happens if a vampire also becomes a werewolf, op

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# ? Oct 3, 2020 23:17

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

owlhawk911 posted:

the question you *should* be asking is what happens if a vampire also becomes a werewolf, op

oh nice it's the full moon, time to go drink blood because I'm a rad as hell vampire *changes into busted rear end werewolf instead* aw dang. aw man

# ? Oct 4, 2020 00:10

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

pixaal posted:

they we be avampire that turns into a wolf at will instead of a bat

# ? Oct 4, 2020 00:11

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its impossible op. a werewolf simply cannot be a vampire and vice versa. the bible says so

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# ? Oct 4, 2020 11:25

pixaal: All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

I have another holy text that says there will be one vampire werewolf and he will usher the ascendance of all man to a new higher purpose of bat and wolf.

# ? Oct 4, 2020 14:55

nut

# ? Oct 4, 2020 16:12

itry

Watch the documentary Underworld for your answer, op.

# ? Oct 4, 2020 16:33

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

nut posted:

werewolf dracula rules rear end, nice

# ? Oct 4, 2020 17:27

Twenty Four

nut posted:

lol nice

# ? Oct 4, 2020 17:37

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nut posted:

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# ? Oct 4, 2020 18:55

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

nut posted:

Nice OC. It would be a shame if somebody stole it. :evilbuddy:

# ? Oct 5, 2020 01:55

nut

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

Nice OC. It would be a shame if somebody stole it.

John glenn the hedgehog looks so familiar...

# ? Oct 5, 2020 02:00

sb hermit

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

Nice OC. It would be a shame if somebody stole it.

# ? Oct 5, 2020 02:05

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

"punk" pants

# ? Oct 5, 2020 02:39

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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

Nice OC. It would be a shame if somebody stole it.

those punk pants don't leave much space for a big rubbery hog so I don't see what the point of theft would be

# ? Oct 5, 2020 03:07

nut

he has a nice personality

# ? Oct 5, 2020 03:08

Finger Prince

Dog mouths aren't really designed for sucking blood, so they would have to get a bowl to hold the blood so they could lap it up with their tongue, and I feel this would limit their options for seduction and/or stealthy blood consumption.

# ? Oct 5, 2020 03:37

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I�d say, ITS TOO LATE!

# ? Oct 5, 2020 04:20

sb hermit

Finger Prince posted:

Dog mouths aren't really designed for sucking blood, so they would have to get a bowl to hold the blood so they could lap it up with their tongue, and I feel this would limit their options for seduction and/or stealthy blood consumption.

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stealthy blood consumption.

maybe they could just get messy

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options for seduction

or they could get messy

# ? Oct 5, 2020 07:15

take the moon: by sebmojo

owlhawk911 posted:

the question you *should* be asking is what happens if a vampire also becomes a werewolf, op

this doesnt seem possible. i assume u need blood so the werewolf curse breaks the blood-brain barrier

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# ? Oct 6, 2020 21:00

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take the moon posted:

this doesnt seem possible. i assume u need blood so the werewolf curse breaks the blood-brain barrier

yeah? so what do you think happens if a vampire sucks werewolf blood?

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# ? Oct 6, 2020 21:09

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

nothing. nothing happens.

# ? Oct 7, 2020 01:30

pixaal: All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

A second head sprouts and they bicker like an old married couple

# ? Oct 7, 2020 04:17

Christoph

If the end of Van Helsing is any indicator they pop like a balloon

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# ? Oct 7, 2020 06:46

take the moon: by sebmojo

owlhawk911 posted:

yeah? so what do you think happens if a vampire sucks werewolf blood?

the werewolf becomes a vampire :confused:

what a silly question

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# ? Oct 7, 2020 13:27

google THIS

The villagers lock their doors and shutter their windows as the full moon begins to rise. They know the tiny pissed off bat is coming, and they're not really afraid of him but his howl-like squeaks are kind of annoying and it's no fun trying to chase him out of their cottages with a broom.

# ? Oct 7, 2020 20:08

google THIS

Van Helsing carefully weighs his options and decides to go with a wooden bullet

# ? Oct 7, 2020 20:11

owlhawk911: come chill with me, in byob

google THIS posted:

The villagers lock their doors and shutter their windows as the full moon begins to rise. They know the tiny pissed off bat is coming, and they're not really afraid of him but his howl-like squeaks are kind of annoying and it's no fun trying to chase him out of their cottages with a broom.

google THIS posted:

Van Helsing carefully weighs his options and decides to go with a wooden bullet

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# ? Oct 7, 2020 20:12

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# ? May 10, 2024 18:56

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

google THIS posted:

Van Helsing carefully weighs his options and decides to go with a wooden bullet

Hahaha

# ? Oct 8, 2020 19:24

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