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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > NFL Week 5 GDT has been delayed due to COVID.
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Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

 I thought it was wide and then it came back.

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balancedbias
May 2, 2009
$$$$$$$$$

 Oh that was too much of a fuckin tease :argh:

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MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.

MJeff posted:

aaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahah it was hooking
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Chieves
Sep 20, 2010

 ANDY DALTON JUST* WINS GAMES BABY

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Tulalip Tulips
Sep 1, 2013

The best apologies are crafted with love.
So close and yet so far

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sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

Bird in a Blender posted:

I thought it was wide and then it came back.

Me too. :aaaaa:

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SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
A win for Dak? gently caress off.

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Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe
Boooo

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Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
&e
Just
Wins

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Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

seiferguy posted:

Are you sure you don't mean NY Jets QB Trevor Lawrence?

I've decided the Giants are somehow more hapless, partly because Gase gets fired mid-year.

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Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

Derpies posted:

Now they'll miss the chipshot field goal because...

TIE!

:thunk:

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Wiltsghost
Mar 27, 2011


 good thing it swerved back

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The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



 That fg

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shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


 New Jersey teams now 0-10

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really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

 gently caress the cowboys

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Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

seiferguy posted:

Are you sure you don't mean NY Jets QB Trevor Lawrence?

the falcons could swoop in

but they'd blow it late

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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
wow great win for the Cowboys just glad no one got huFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUCK

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bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

 all the giants had to do was get 10 yards :negative:

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Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




 Greg with the nice draw to get it to within 10 feet of the hole.

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MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.
Unbelievable that on their first win they lose Dak and barely make a FG, lol.

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Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

 you made jerry jones happy

i hate it when that happens

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Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.
Andey being one of the Cowboys Greats is going to be one of the more annoying things in the next couple years, isn't it.

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seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION


Toilet Rascal
Cowboys won the battle

But lost the war

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Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE
Illegal Hen
Thank you for ending the broadcast with a slo-mo Dak crying, CBS.

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Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

 007DALTON.GIF

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EvilBlackRailgun
Jan 28, 2007

MoaM posted:

Unbelievable that on their first win they lose Dak and barely make a FG, lol.

Have you forgotten the ridiculous onside kick against the Falcons already?

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Armitage
Aug 16, 2005

"Mathman's not here." "Oh? Where is he?" "He's in the Mathroom."

Kirios posted:

Honestly I think Giants fans are OK with this.

If it means Gettleman and that entire coaching staff gets fired, sure.

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Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




 Michael Jordan's thrilled that he has been replaced.

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Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

 imagine the rollercoaster the rear end in a top hat who bet 100k on the Cowboys went through when he saw Dak's injury and now with this FG

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EvilBlackRailgun
Jan 28, 2007

Mystic Stylez posted:

imagine the rollercoaster the rear end in a top hat who bet 100k on the Cowboys went through when he saw Dak's injury and now with this FG

Isn’t this like the main appeal of gambling to addicts? Like not even winning but the highs and lows while doing it

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Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer
Get well soon our dancing queen :sadwave:
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The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Mystic Stylez posted:

imagine the rollercoaster the rear end in a top hat who bet 100k on the Cowboys went through when he saw Dak's injury and now with this FG

As someone who has to limit his time/money in casinos, I think this guys day was probably unrivaled by heroin or cocaine. Lord knows what, if he ALSO had coke or heroine. :v:

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Cnidario
Mar 22, 2013

 The infuriating thing about each of these five games is that they were all so winnable. Yet Jones takes a loving sack or we can’t scheme for Dallas dialing up pressure every single down

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MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.

EvilBlackRailgun posted:

Have you forgotten the ridiculous onside kick against the Falcons already?

lol, Falcons.

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bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

 https://twitter.com/lukeisamazing/status/1315047483484131330

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balancedbias
May 2, 2009
$$$$$$$$$

Kirios posted:

Honestly I think Giants fans are OK with this.

"Ok" in the sense that losses are expected, yes.

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MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.

Zyla posted:

https://twitter.com/lukeisamazing/status/1315047483484131330

Needs a Dak edit.


(I went there, yeah)

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Armitage
Aug 16, 2005

"Mathman's not here." "Oh? Where is he?" "He's in the Mathroom."

Cnidario posted:

The infuriating thing about each of these five games is that they were all so winnable. Yet Jones takes a loving sack or we can’t scheme for Dallas dialing up pressure every single down

Like, yeah the penalties were awful and should not have been called but the defense let the Cowboys get 20-30 yards whenever they wanted it. Holy poo poo I thought they were getting better but, that was horrid.

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pnumoman
Sep 26, 2008

I never get the last word, and it makes me very sad.

Takes No Damage posted:

Get well soon our dancing queen :sadwave:



:sadwave:

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