- AARD VARKMAN
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-some glue
-a lady bug
-state secrets
-a marble for safe keeping
hmm.. can you help me out, BYOB?
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Oct 18, 2020 22:16
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- Adbot
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May 10, 2024 00:49
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- Prof. Crocodile
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if you are john travolta in the 1970's: a rubber hose
if you are john travolta in the 1980's: cocaine
if you are john travolta in the 1990's: nicholas cage's cocaine
if you are john travolta in the 21st century: gravy, apparently
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Oct 19, 2020 01:11
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- AARD VARKMAN
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Putting your finger up their nose is the most intimate act you can do with a partner.
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Oct 19, 2020 01:31
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- nut
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8 skittles if you do it right remember to switch the colours in between it's lame to get two reds in a row on the way out
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Oct 19, 2020 01:32
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- nut
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you'll know if you did it wrong because they'll all come out red
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Oct 19, 2020 01:33
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- AARD VARKMAN
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-whole spaghetti
-whole wheat spaghetti
-gubbajub
-the concept of war
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Oct 19, 2020 04:33
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- Macnult
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neti pots are unpleasant but you get used to it
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Oct 19, 2020 05:07
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- GoutPatrol
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Afrin
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Oct 19, 2020 05:27
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- Evil Bob
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've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.
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Frozen Pees
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Oct 19, 2020 16:43
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- Robot Made of Meat
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My sister found out at an early age that gooseberries are NOT good for putting up your nose.
Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!
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Oct 20, 2020 02:26
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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nugs. cops hate this trick
spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot
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Oct 20, 2020 02:29
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- frump truck
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hello... again!
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a ham sandwich
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Oct 20, 2020 04:17
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- Evil Bob
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've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.
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pizza smells good so you get a little closer and it smells better but you bet it would smell even better closer so you stick your face right up to it and you inhale Parmesan cheese and chili flakes
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Oct 20, 2020 05:34
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- ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
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8 skittles if you do it right remember to switch the colours in between it's lame to get two reds in a row on the way out
you'll know if you did it wrong because they'll all come out red
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Oct 20, 2020 06:12
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- AARD VARKMAN
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it's no coincidence that the nozzle on spray cheese is perfectly shaped to go up the ol nostril
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Oct 20, 2020 20:03
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- google THIS
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Your brain eating amoeba collection
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Oct 20, 2020 20:39
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- A Bad King
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Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.
Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?
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other people's pens
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Oct 20, 2020 20:47
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- Buschmaki
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‿︵‿︵‿︵‿Lean Addict︵‿︵‿︵‿
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If you steam your face sometimes it will make your nose start running like CRAZY!
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Oct 20, 2020 21:04
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- Gluten Free Dad
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a freshly plucked pube from your best friend's Bush
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Oct 21, 2020 08:55
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- Gluten Free Dad
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lego but no pussy crap like an aerial or a single block. either put a lego Technic racing car up there or sit down and shut the hell up.
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Oct 21, 2020 13:04
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- barnold
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what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
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tiddlywinks
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Oct 21, 2020 15:52
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- Escape From Noise
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A crayon. It's just classic!
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Oct 21, 2020 16:23
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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both missile keys, but only after the launch code has been authenticated
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Oct 21, 2020 22:18
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- Finger Prince
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Oct 21, 2020 23:01
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- Adbot
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May 10, 2024 00:49
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- The Walrus Cancer
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If we were all trees, there'd be no more wars. 'Cause we'd be trees.
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fake blood
hot sauce
real blood
dicks
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Oct 22, 2020 06:36
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