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Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Are there any contenders for 'intellectual leader' now that Jorp is on the way out?

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bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice
I think the pickings are pretty slim for contenders, and as a double whammy the demand from the braying hogs that are the conservative base are trending pretty solidly away from wanting anything "intellectual". They've got Trump out there promising to go full fash and hurt all their enemies in the language of the hateful rear end in a top hat that they understand much more intuitively than listening to people like Kermit the Trog blather on about high-minded poo poo like the chaos dragon of femininity. Less and less of them want to listen to that when they can say immigrants are disease carrying animals that should be gunned down at the border and anyone not performatively masculine is secretly a pedophile looking to trans your kids and give them AIDS or what the gently caress ever gets them riled up.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
https://twitter.com/TallBart/status/1775289841682649562

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe
Uh Ben Shapiro and Prager U are right there, educating the children for free with their landmark animated programming and their streaming platform

Aramis
Sep 22, 2009



rotinaj posted:

Uh Ben Shapiro and Prager U are right there, educating the children for free with their landmark animated programming and their streaming platform

Yeah, the whole right-wing schtick these days is that the truth is self-evident, and confirmation bias is cool and good actually.

What they want and need is indoctrinators like these two. The idea of building a philosophical foundation goes against their way of being.

Has anyone coined "intellectual anarchism" yet? It feels apt.

Carlos Lantana
Oct 2, 2003

I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr

Scholtz posted:

Carlos, thoughts?

he dies horribly or sticks his dick in something he shouldn't = lols
reacting to farted out clickbait cant or shouldnt sustain a thread
I liked kegs thread in cspam but its gone
im sick of right wing outrage
im clueless about internet celebrity and honestly dont want to know more about attention seeker types
dont run poo poo into the ground
people get weird hen they see a brt
my back hurts

vortmax
Sep 24, 2008

In meteorology, vorticity often refers to a measurement of the spin of horizontally flowing air about a vertical axis.

Nobody Interesting posted:

If Carlos was a bird I would kepp them in a cage

Scholtz
Aug 24, 2007

Zorchin' some Flemoids

Carlos, why does the caged bird sing?

Carlos Lantana
Oct 2, 2003

I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr
it woke up opposite a display wall full of funkopops and figurines all staring at it with predators eyes.
its screaming, not crying
also everything smells like a litterbox because of course there's a cat

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



Carlos Lantana posted:

wall of funkopops
it is screaming, not crying
smells like litterbox

jorp haiku

vortmax
Sep 24, 2008

In meteorology, vorticity often refers to a measurement of the spin of horizontally flowing air about a vertical axis.

Carlos Lantana posted:

it woke up opposite a display wall full of funkopops and figurines all staring at it with predators eyes.
its screaming, not crying
also everything smells like a litterbox because of course there's a cat

You’re in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, it’s crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can’t, not without your help. But you’re not helping. Why is that?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

vortmax posted:

You’re in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, it’s crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can’t, not without your help. But you’re not helping. Why is that?

Because it's not a tortoise, it's Mitch McConnell.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
I would like to see Dennis Prager go through benzo withdrawal.

Scholtz
Aug 24, 2007

Zorchin' some Flemoids

Carlos is probably freaking the gently caress out right now, thinking it's nighttime and falling asleep lmao

The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010

Minotaurus Rex
Feb 25, 2007

if this accounts a rockin'
don't come a knockin'

Lol. Nice find

Neito
Feb 18, 2009

😌Finally, an avatar the describes my love of tech❤️‍💻, my love of anime💖🎎, and why I'll never see a real girl 🙆‍♀️naked😭.

So someone posted this story in the /r/relationships thread:

olylifter posted:

I (35F) am considering leaving my Husband (47M) because he started the carnivore "lion" diet - How can I make him see sense?

About 10 months ago my husband started the "Lion" diet which is basically an extreme version of the Carnivore diet. He only eats beef and salt. Nothing else. He says this is the "ancestral way".

I've done my best to be supportive during this period but his health has continued to deteriorate while he stubbornly stays on the diet.

- His cholesterol numbers are sky high but he refuses to stop the diet or go on statins because he follows a doctor on YouTube who has convinced him that high cholesterol is healthy. I spent 5 minutes researching the doctor - one of the most prominent "carnivore doctors" - and he's a complete quack.

- His skin is terrible. He has developed serious Acne on his face and body, and Xanthelasma under his eyes. My handsome husband now looks like a seriously unwell teenager.

- He has gained a lot of weight even though he insists it is impossible to gain weight on the Lion diet. He only eats 6 very fatty beef patties only every meal. Every single meal. I've told him that his diet is very high in calories but he thinks calories are a myth. 10 months later and he seems to be gaining weight rather than losing the weight he insisted would be temporary.

- The house permanently smells of beef fat

- But I think the worst thing is the time he spends with other people on the same diet. It's like some kind of cult of people who seem to have low IQ and behave in a very "incel" way. He's a member of a discord group where they all motivate eachother and share pictures of the meat they eat every day.

2 months ago i told him that I was considering leaving him for all of the reasons above but he still hasn't changed. It's so upsetting that this is more important to him than his family. But I don't think I can raise our son with someone who behaves like a nutrition conspiracy theorist.

But I also don't want to abandon the man I love who is very clearly going through a crisis.

How can I make him see sense? Has anyone else been through this?

tldr: husband is on lion diet, has developed multiple health problems and the house stinks of beef. Refuses to change his ways. I think it's time to leave him but don't want to abandon him.

I know the title just changed but: r/relationships: the house smells permanently of beef fat would be great

Who else doesn't want to think of Jorp's house stinking of beef?

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS
Dec 10, 2003

...blyat
ew

DreadUnknown
Nov 4, 2020

Bird is the word.
Welp if she waits long enough, the problem sorts itself out.

The Bible
May 8, 2010

Whatever brain worms he got, he isn't likely to be worth saving by this point.

DreadUnknown
Nov 4, 2020

Bird is the word.
Plus like imagine living in a beef hellscape, she should sever and move on.

emSparkly
Nov 21, 2022

I'm open to interpretation!

I wish I looked that fem at age 14

emSparkly fucked around with this message at 06:12 on Apr 14, 2024

The Bible
May 8, 2010


Something he ended up not being wrong about.

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde
Hmmm...

The preamble to the NDP constitution posted:

New Democrats seek a future that brings together the best of the insights and objectives of Canadians who, within the social democratic and democratic socialist traditions, have worked through farmer, labour, co-operative, feminist, human rights and environmental movements, and with First Nations, Métis and Inuit peoples, to build a more just, equal, and sustainable Canada within a global community dedicated to the same goals

He was beaten by Joyce Nash...

"Wikipedia posted:

British Columbia party activist and feminist, first woman to become NDP president.
I wonder if he's still butt-hurt about that...

Cable Guy fucked around with this message at 13:12 on Apr 14, 2024

nice obelisk idiot
May 18, 2023

funerary linens looking like dishrags
e: probably not a good topic of further conversation

nice obelisk idiot fucked around with this message at 14:23 on Apr 14, 2024

Ferdinand Bardamu
Apr 30, 2013
thread favorite needs help. nice country you got there, etc.

https://twitter.com/TallBart/status/1779931791979434373

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
:smith:

:911:

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe
Seriously the job market right now sucks a whole bucketful of buttholes, don’t bother asking me how I know

I am kinda surprised that tallbart doesn’t have a job producing his poo poo professionally, he is probably better than most of the fuckoes working as video producers for the daily wire or any other site

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Nobody actually gets hired anymore except failkids.

Mr Interweb
Aug 25, 2004


not usually a fan of these but i actually laughed at this one

Ferdinand Bardamu posted:

thread favorite needs help. nice country you got there, etc.

https://twitter.com/TallBart/status/1779931791979434373

that "like" count seemed pitiful, but i checked their GFM and they're nearly at their $30k goal :unsmith:

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Mr Interweb posted:

that "like" count seemed pitiful, but i checked their GFM and they're nearly at their $30k goal :unsmith:

I assume they also posted that to a social media place that isn't poo poo.

chadbear
Jan 15, 2020

drat, I enjoy their edits a lot. ):

Scholtz
Aug 24, 2007

Zorchin' some Flemoids

Mr Interweb posted:

not usually a fan of these but i actually laughed at this one

that "like" count seemed pitiful, but i checked their GFM and they're nearly at their $30k goal :unsmith:

They've actually been on hard times for a while; the GFM is over 9 months old.

Not calling them out or anything, just clarifying that they didn't suddenly get a near $30k windfall recently, so they could still probably need any help they can get at this time.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Hey, has this dispicable waste of the gift we call life weighed in on the man vs bear thing yet, or are we slowly veering towards a better timeline where he just shuts the gently caress up forever?

I'd look for myself, but I'm not going to gently caress up whatever algorithm is mercifully keeping me away from his opinions and thoughts in the wild.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



I think his star has fallen, and memories of him cast into the void. Thank goodness.

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I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

He still has his millions, but at least we know he’ll never enjoy them.

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