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Beamed: Then you have a responsibility that no man has ever faced. You have your fear which could become reality, and you have Godzilla, which is reality.

chugged the last quarter of my stein and got a bit of beer in my stache and beer. sucked it out. felt good

# ? Oct 25, 2020 01:59

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# ? May 15, 2024 22:34

Macnult

blasting minor threat and teaching the neighbor's kid how to land a kickflip

# ? Oct 25, 2020 02:02

The_Rob: Blah blah blah blah!!

Macnult posted:

blasting minor threat and teaching the neighbor's kid how to land a kickflip

hell yeah dude

# ? Oct 25, 2020 03:18

Dr. Yinz Ljubljana

purchasing an iroc-z for th sole purpose of leaving it on cinder blocks in the front yard to "work on'" every weekend. the car doesnt' actually get fixed, i just wind up shirtless, blastin' Jackyl and downing most of a sixer of Coors Banquet and getting way too tan while air guitaring and driving all the other dads insane with jealousy

# ? Oct 26, 2020 06:20

owlhawk911: come chill with me, in byob

Dr. Yinz Ljubljana posted:

purchasing an iroc-z for th sole purpose of leaving it on cinder blocks in the front yard to "work on'" every weekend. the car doesnt' actually get fixed, i just wind up shirtless, blastin' Jackyl and downing most of a sixer of Coors Banquet and getting way too tan while air guitaring and driving all the other dads insane with jealousy

*dudes

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# ? Oct 26, 2020 07:06

owlhawk911: come chill with me, in byob

Dr. Yinz Ljubljana posted:

purchasing an iroc-z for th sole purpose of leaving it on cinder blocks in the front yard to "work on'" every weekend. the car doesnt' actually get fixed, i just wind up shirtless, blastin' Jackyl and downing most of a sixer of Coors Banquet and getting way too tan while air guitaring and driving all the other dads insane with jealousy

showin up at this dude's place with a blunt and some Opinions about vehicle manufacturers

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# ? Oct 26, 2020 07:07

Macnult

The_Rob posted:

hell yeah dude

he�s pretty close to landing it. he figured out the kick and now he just needs to stay over the board instead of leaning backward

# ? Oct 26, 2020 07:19

nut

*slaps the back of my laptop* ya, it�s a hemi

# ? Oct 26, 2020 13:17

Gluten Free Dad

what, this old thing? *gazes admiringly at Les Paul copy with three wolf full moon motif airbrushed onto the body* yeah i dabble in The Guitar. it is the manliest instrument after all. *plays smoke on the water on the A string with his index finger* ive been known to rock out in my time, lets put it that way

# ? Oct 26, 2020 13:36

Prof. Crocodile

nut posted:

*slaps the back of my laptop* ya, it�s a hemi

# ? Oct 26, 2020 14:22

The_Rob: Blah blah blah blah!!

Macnult posted:

he�s pretty close to landing it. he figured out the kick and now he just needs to stay over the board instead of leaning backward

that�s always been the hardest part. I�m sure he�ll get it though.

# ? Oct 27, 2020 01:44

Macnult

The_Rob posted:

that�s always been the hardest part. I�m sure he�ll get it though.

it really is. he�ll either stay over the bolts and land it, or find that heel flips are more comfortable to try.
from there he has to make a decision. learn the kickflip, and you�ll finally entertain the people shouting at you from their car.
learn the heelflip, and you get a free letter in skate because all of your friends learned kickflips instead. however, if they land a kickflip and you don�t know how to, this negates the free letter

he�ll make the right decision

# ? Oct 27, 2020 02:21

The_Rob: Blah blah blah blah!!

Macnult posted:

it really is. he�ll either stay over the bolts and land it, or find that heel flips are more comfortable to try.
from there he has to make a decision. learn the kickflip, and you�ll finally entertain the people shouting at you from their car.
learn the heelflip, and you get a free letter in skate because all of your friends learned kickflips instead. however, if they land a kickflip and you don�t know how to, this negates the free letter

he�ll make the right decision

I actually got back into skating again and every day off have been going to the skatepark. it rules and it�s fun. I busted my rear end hard today.

# ? Oct 27, 2020 03:55

The Voice of Labor: Can't post for 5 days!

pulling up at the skate park

in my car

....dude

# ? Oct 27, 2020 05:37

Thunder Moose: S.J.C.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8zbXfIiVwg

# ? Oct 27, 2020 19:29

Ass-penny

Just found out about Isamu Yamamoto who rules:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3ici7djACc

# ? Oct 28, 2020 03:36

The_Rob: Blah blah blah blah!!

rear end-penny posted:

Just found out about Isamu Yamamoto who rules:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3ici7djACc

one night I was super super stoned and stumbled onto this video. and I was smiling the entire time. it�s so cool.

# ? Oct 28, 2020 03:43

biosterous

puttin truck nutz on my kid's wagon

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# ? Oct 28, 2020 04:26

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

chompin on a big fat burriot from big fat "burrito"
whatever that means

aka The Gettin Place imo. Only dudes will get me on this one :feelsgood:

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# ? Oct 28, 2020 05:20

Gluten Free Dad

drove my monster truck into the factory where i work with such purpose and fury that i got a promotion

# ? Oct 28, 2020 12:07

owlhawk911: come chill with me, in byob

Gluten Free Dad posted:

drove my monster truck into the factory where i work with such purpose and fury that i got a promotion

*guitar solo*

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# ? Oct 28, 2020 18:40

nut

cracking a couple brews and telling my bros how I have been feeling while we play the game where you roll the pool balls at each others� hands

# ? Oct 29, 2020 13:35

Gluten Free Dad

climbed a mountain and jumped off it face first into a sturdy old oak tree, obliterated it into several piles of perfectly chopped wood like in a looney tunes cartoon

# ? Oct 29, 2020 14:33

Khanstant

being a real Dude today, frying up something nice i found in my bellybutton

# ? Oct 29, 2020 20:58

owlhawk911: come chill with me, in byob

nude, rude, and full of 'tude: that's right y'all, i'm a dude

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# ? Oct 29, 2020 21:40

more falafel please: forums poster

aw gently caress yeah i forgot about DUDES THREAD. dudes rock

thanks Saoshyant and nesamdoom for the sigs!

# ? Jan 10, 2021 06:39

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

dude here. sup dudes

# ? Jan 10, 2021 06:53

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Let's see, there's a thread for gents, fellows, fine fellows, guys... ah, here it is: dudes.

*drives a truck straight through a giant, exploding can of bud light as fireworks go off*

# ? Jan 10, 2021 09:05

biosterous

can't wait until doritos finally releases their "dude ranch" flavour

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# ? Jan 10, 2021 17:33

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

Who's a good dude? Who is? You are. You're a good dude. Yes you are.

# ? Jan 10, 2021 17:34

Stoner Sloth

Bright Bart posted:

Who's a good dude? Who is? You are. You're a good dude. Yes you are.

*thinking* when do i get my dudey snacks, fucker?

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