Dem Emails: Biden LOST and it's all your Fault!

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Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

ur in my world now posted:

biden lost and it's my fault? appreciate the congrats

# ? Oct 29, 2020 22:16

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ohrwurm: Jun 25, 2003

Biden said he didn�t need me, what changed

# ? Oct 29, 2020 22:18

BeefThief: Aug 8, 2007

ohrwurm posted:

Biden said he didn�t need me, what changed

Nothing fundamentally

# ? Oct 29, 2020 22:22

Malkina_: May 13, 2020; by Fluffdaddy

Got probed in D&D for saying Trump is gonna win.

Trump is gonna win because Biden sucks rear end on everything and it�s 2020

# ? Oct 29, 2020 22:44

ate shit on live tv: Feb 15, 2004; by Azathoth

I haven't watched the video but i'm sure Trump is mentioned (more then once) and I guarantee that important issues don't include green new deal or medicare for all.

Ah nm, it's just a GoP sinophobia ad for some congressman.

ate shit on live tv has issued a correction as of 23:53 on Oct 29, 2020

# ? Oct 29, 2020 23:11

really queer Christmas: Apr 22, 2014

FOX NEWS SAID WHAT???!! posted:

Sima�s dog Jedi emailed you.

Sima�s dog!

RQC a dog would NOT be emailing you if it wasn�t important!!!!

-- I just learned that we�re within ONE POINT of turning Texas blue in 2020
-- I know it�s likely our only shot for a WHOLE DECADE
-- And if we want to win, it�ll take every grassroots supporter we got before the End of Month deadline in 24 hours!!

RQC -- we gotta band together as quick as Jedi gobbles down a big �ole pile of corned beef. I can�t overstate the urgency!

I�m begging you like Jedi begs at the dining room table. I�m counting on you like Jedi counts on a treat when he sits. Rush in $13 before the End of Month deadline in 24 hours to defeat Dan Crenshaw and flip Texas blue:

Rush $13 now!

Rush $23 now!

Rush $47 now!

Rush $131 now!

Rush another amount

Thanks,
Carville

P.S. You can�t let Jedi down. Just look at that face. Rush in $13 before the deadline in 24 hours. >>

Is this one of the most pathetic emails ive received? You decide!

# ? Oct 30, 2020 19:09

Dr. Killjoy: Oct 9, 2012

quote:

RQC -- we gotta band together as quick as Jedi gobbles down a big �ole pile of corned beef.

that dog�s gonna have some gross rear end poo poo

# ? Oct 31, 2020 03:13

Maximo Roboto: Feb 4, 2012

https://twitter.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1321314436397883393

# ? Oct 31, 2020 06:48

really queer Christmas: Apr 22, 2014

Since election day (also known as e-day in these stupid loving emails) is tomorrow, how about another round of really dumb emails from democrats?

CONFIRM NOW posted:

Official Progressive Caucus Presidential Poll
Registered to R.Christmas

PLEASE CONFIRM: Will you vote for Joe Biden and Kamala Harris?

Biden/Harris
YES ➞
NO ➞
ALREADY VOTED ➞

Congratulations, RQC! You are one of 18 Progressives in your state selected to participate in our Official Progressive Caucus Presidential Poll.

As the last full day of the campaign goes on, we need to CONFIRM that our records are correct.

You have been selected to represent voters in your state in this Official Presidential Poll.

PLEASE CONFIRM: Will you vote for Joe Biden and Kamala Harris?

disappointed. giving up. sorry. posted:

Hey there, RQC.

Mark here with the Progressive Caucus. I wanted to add a personal note before we get into it.

Polls show President Trump and Joe Biden are neck-and-neck in Michigan, but Trump is still leading.

And experts say that Michigan could decide who wins the entire election.

So please, RQC. I�m asking you personally: could you chip in $5 to elect Progressives and help win in Michigan?
RUSH $5 RIGHT NOW →

Here�s what�s happening:

➩ Michigan could be the KEY to this election�s outcome.

➩ Joe Biden and Donald Trump are nearly TIED in the latest polls.

➩ So Republican Super PACs are flooding the state with attack ads to try and defeat our Progressives and ensure Trump wins.

➩ But Trump is still clinging to his one-point lead!

➩ That�s why it�s crucial we reach our $50,000 goal by Election Day so we can SLASH Trump's lead!

RQC, we�re only 42% of the way there -- if you want to help elect Progressives in Michigan and everywhere, rush $5 right now >>

I'm not in Michigan but man, I thought texas dems were full of jelly spines. With such charismatic eloquence like "we're giving up. sorry." how do republicans even think theyre gonna win!?

crushing update (we lost texas) posted:

RQC -- we�re so close to winning in Texas.

WE TOLD you Joe Biden was clinging to a one point lead in Texas.

WE TOLD you that we�re scrambling to raise $40,000 to help flip this ruby red state and elect Progressives.

AND WE TOLD you that if we win in Texas, we�ll DESTROY Donald Trump�s hopes of re-election.

But almost no one has stepped up yet!!

DONATIONS PLUNGING
CHIP IN $5 TO FLIP TEXAS BLUE →

ELECTION DAY IS TOMORROW:
YOU�RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME TO ACT

RQC -- Texas is on the verge of flipping blue -- it�s supposed to be a conservative STRONGHOLD.

But Republican Super PACs are flooding the state with attack ads to drown out our efforts just hours before the election.

To be CLEAR: Flipping Texas would secure a Biden Presidency and we�d elect Progressives up and down the ballot.

Hurry, RQC → Rush a donation to flip Texas blue and elect Progressives all over the country >>

We begged and we pleaded and we're out of ideas! speaking of begging...

Lindsay Graham is LOSING posted:

RQC, we know we emailed you not too long ago, but this is TOO important. Lindsey Graham is LOSING:

SOUTH CAROLINA SENATE POLL

LINDSEY GRAHAM (R): 48 % ⇓
JAIME HARRISON (D): 48% ⇑

So now Mitch McConnell is RUSHING to save Lindsey�s flailing campaign�

GOP SuperPAC preparing $10 million ad blitz in South Carolina to boost Lindsey Graham -- The Hill

RQC: Chip in RIGHT NOW to help us fight back to elect Progressives and CRUSH Republicans like Lindsey Graham >>
RUSH $5 TO DEFEAT REPUBLICANS LIKE LINDSEY GRAHAM →
$15 →

$35 →
$50 →

$100 →
$250 →

Other →

RQC -- Lindsey Graham is desperate. He went on Fox News BEGGING for help in his failing campaign.

So Mitch McConnell�s SuperPAC is rushing into South Carolina to rescue him.

If we can�t raise the $25,000 we pledged to raise this week to elect Progressives, we�ll NEVER be able to defeat Republicans like Lindsey Graham.

We're BEGGING, RQC. Will you chip in $5 to elect Progressives and defeat Republicans like Lindsey Graham?

I can't wait for the two day reprieve my inbox will get tomorrow, until my address gets sold to whatever grifters managed to get to a run-off.

# ? Nov 2, 2020 23:49

Hammer Bro.: Jul 7, 2007; THUNDERDOME LOSER

Got halfway through the first page before I realized really queer Christmas was your name and not the name of the organization. Up to that point I was thinking, "Huh. Sounds like a cool organization. Sucks they're so bad about emails."

# ? Nov 3, 2020 00:16

christmas boots: Oct 15, 2012; To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out; Biscuit Hider

Hammer Bro. posted:

Got halfway through the first page before I realized really queer Christmas was your name and not the name of the organization. Up to that point I was thinking, "Huh. Sounds like a cool organization. Sucks they're so bad about emails."

"fighting for your right to have a gay old time"

# ? Nov 3, 2020 00:41

ur in my world now: Jun 5, 2006; ^{Same as it ever was}
^{Same as it ever was}
^{Same as it ever was}
^{Same as it ever was}; Smellrose

really queer Christmas posted:

(also known as e-day in these stupid loving emails)

E-Day. Lmfao. eat poo poo libs :blastu:

# ? Nov 3, 2020 00:48

really queer Christmas: Apr 22, 2014

Hammer Bro. posted:

Got halfway through the first page before I realized really queer Christmas was your name and not the name of the organization. Up to that point I was thinking, "Huh. Sounds like a cool organization. Sucks they're so bad about emails."

The homosexual agenda opens a new front in the war on Christmas.

# ? Nov 3, 2020 01:53

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Dreylad: Jun 19, 2001

but DEM emails

# ? Nov 3, 2020 02:05

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