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Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

shonen tournament arc-ocracy

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Malkina_
May 13, 2020

by Fluffdaddy

the sex ghost posted:

ur mum is the means of head production

Ur mum’s snatch is the producer

Deep Dish Fuckfest
Sep 6, 2006

Advanced
Computer Touching


Toilet Rascal

the sex ghost posted:

ur mum is the means of head production

gently caress

Ringo Roadagain
Mar 27, 2010

bust a deal, face the wheel

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Jabberlock posted:

Goodocracy. Democracy but we put the good, competent people in charge.

oh man cant believe we never tried this one before

u sp33k l33t br0
Sep 12, 2007

Who Doesn't Like Intercourse?
Soiled Meat

Jose posted:

national quiz

I wish the ending wasn't so rushed and crappy.

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

everyone jerks off on a biscuit and the last one to orgasm has to be the president

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
What happens to the biscuit :confused:

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
Hoacracy

Rule by the greenest lawn

Jon Pod Van Damm
Apr 6, 2009

THE POSSESSION OF WEALTH IS IN AND OF ITSELF A SIGN OF POOR VIRTUE. AS SUCH:
1 NEVER TRUST ANY RICH PERSON.
2 NEVER HIRE ANY RICH PERSON.
BY RULE 1, IT IS APPROPRIATE TO PRESUME THAT ALL DEGREES AND CREDENTIALS HELD BY A WEALTHY PERSON ARE FRAUDULENT. THIS JUSTIFIES RULE 2--RULE 1 NEEDS NO JUSTIFIC



The chaos sortition society

All positions and jobs in government and in the private sector are assigned by lottery and have 4 month term limits.

Comrades can not be appointed to the same type of job or position again for 5 years.

Comrades are assigned their first position at age 30 or maybe 40 because they have to train to be ready for all the jobs. Yes, even the teachers, pilots, engineers and doctors are randomly assigned every 4 months. Positions in departments would ideally overlap.

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 5 days!)

Elective Monarchy. We vote for someone to be King/Queen until they die. Then we vote for a new one. However if their approval rate drops below 40 they die.

Owlofcreamcheese
May 22, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!
Buglord

Peanut President posted:

Elective Monarchy. We vote for someone to be King/Queen until they die. Then we vote for a new one. However if their approval rate drops below 40 they die.

If their popularity goes above 40 percent we die

TeenageArchipelago
Jul 23, 2013


Imagine someone goes into the voting booth, they see a list of parties, each of which has two candidates running. They vote for a single candidate from one of the parties, and move on.

After the election is conducted, all of the votes are tallied up, and the winning candidate for each party is sent to represent that party. The votes nationwide for each party, both the winning and losing candidate, are tallied up, and 500 of the nation's 2000 seats are divided between them proportionately as part of a party list system. Another 500 seats are divided up among the parties for the next three elections.

Each party divides the country up into its own representative districts based off of the number of seats that it had won in the previous three elections. If they had won 200, 150, and 100, then they would have 450 gueranteed seats in the next election, on top of however many of the 500 party list seats that they won. This party would then divide the country into 450 districts, each with a roughly equal number of that party's voters, for the next election.

Parties looking to gain power can run without candidates, and if they manage to get enough votes they will be awarded party list seats and seats in future elections.

This does have some pretty significant downsides, it's very vulnerable to voter suppression, for example, and it seems like it could encourage fracturing political parties(though I am not sure if the would necessarily be a terrible thing, it really just depends). But it is something that I came up with while trying to solve the problem of "regional representation is good, but gerrymandering is bad. How do you have regional representation without gerrymandering?" And the answer I came up with was "remove the ability to gerrymannder."

Ardennes
May 12, 2002
a society entirely based on tax credits

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

Ardennes posted:

a society entirely based on tax credits

What about tax advantaged accounts?

Homocow
Apr 24, 2007

Extremely bad poster!
DO NOT QUOTE!


Pillbug

ate poo poo on live tv posted:

Benevolent Dictatorship of the proletariat.
Malevolent dictatorship of the proletariat.

TeenageArchipelago
Jul 23, 2013


q-drop interpretation based laws

Bored Online
May 25, 2009

We don't need Rome telling us what to do.
whoever wins the workd martial arts tournament is king for the year. all hail president goku

Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001
app-based governance

TeenageArchipelago
Jul 23, 2013


$$$ based voting system where the more $'s you have the more votes you get but it is disguised as a democracy *takes off fedora*

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
grey goo nanorobots that make all substances on earth equal

Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014



Since every government designed to be fair has been a total bust, let's make a government specifically designed to be unfair and see what happens.

IAMKOREA
Apr 21, 2007

Ardennes posted:

a society entirely based on tax credits

a society where cap and trade is applied to individual's carbon footprints'

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

TeenageArchipelago posted:

$$$ based voting system where the more $'s you have the more votes you get but it is disguised as a democracy *takes off fedora*

same thing but reversed, so the more money you have the fewer votes you get and if you have no money you get like a thousand votes, with strictly enforced laws against vote buying, aggressive crackdowns on hiding wealth, and no money allowed in politics

you can either have wealth and comfort or political influence but not both

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
The deep state

Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016
rule by domme lesbians

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Apathy420
May 18, 2017

by Cyrano4747
cum-based capitalism

Homocow
Apr 24, 2007

Extremely bad poster!
DO NOT QUOTE!


Pillbug
government run by social media influencers

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Apathy420 posted:

cum-based capitalism

capitaljism

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

vyelkin posted:

capitaljism

After it comes cummunism

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ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth
Full Cummunism now.

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